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How many moving violations have you gotten?

Started by Razgovory, September 23, 2013, 09:17:18 PM

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CountDeMoney

#30
September 23, 2013, 10:18:34 PM
Quote from: katmai on September 23, 2013, 10:09:02 PM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on September 23, 2013, 10:04:08 PM
Don't do the FSTs!

I was sober with nothing to hide you pill popping freak.

:lol:

I hated conducting SFSTs when it was a foregone conclusion.  Best one was when we were about to start them on a driver, and he said something to the effect, "Don't want to waste our time...I'm drunk as all fuck."

derspiess

#31
September 23, 2013, 10:42:27 PM
I love when I hadn't had anything to drink all night and the cop says he smells alcohol.
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katmai

#32
September 23, 2013, 10:43:56 PM
Quote from: derspiess on September 23, 2013, 10:42:27 PM
I love when I hadn't had anything to drink all night and the cop says he smells alcohol.
I wasn't surprised when I got pulled over because i was out in Podunk town where cops get super excited as this happened during State Fair time where they do find fuck ton of dumb asses drinking and driving.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Razgovory

#33
September 23, 2013, 11:39:27 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 23, 2013, 09:51:02 PM
SWEET ZOMBIE MOHAMMAD!

Ide's trouble.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

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Razgovory

#34
September 23, 2013, 11:46:05 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on September 23, 2013, 10:12:19 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on September 23, 2013, 09:56:44 PM
and something I don't know how to say in english but is worth 9 points.
:bleeding:

Driving on a sidewalk full of pedestrians at high speed?

Failure to drive in French.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

dps

#35
September 24, 2013, 12:15:08 AM
I haven't been convicted of any moving violations in the last 30 years.

Habbaku

#37
September 24, 2013, 12:22:31 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on September 23, 2013, 09:58:52 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on September 23, 2013, 09:57:51 PM
2 for "driving too closely" which is cop-talk for tapping someone on the bumper at a low speed.  Didn't do any damage, but they still love writing out more tickets.

:lol: Dude, you just can't do that.

I think you're drawing a different image of what I mean.  They were stopped, I neglected to look, I hit them from behind.  I definitely would not tap someone while both cards were moving.  :lol:
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CountDeMoney

#38
September 24, 2013, 12:48:35 AM
Quote from: Habbaku on September 24, 2013, 12:22:31 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on September 23, 2013, 09:58:52 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on September 23, 2013, 09:57:51 PM
2 for "driving too closely" which is cop-talk for tapping someone on the bumper at a low speed.  Didn't do any damage, but they still love writing out more tickets.

:lol: Dude, you just can't do that.

I think you're drawing a different image of what I mean.  They were stopped, I neglected to look, I hit them from behind.  I definitely would not tap someone while both cards were moving.  :lol:

You're not supposed to do that either.   :mellow:

MadImmortalMan

#39
September 24, 2013, 02:17:39 AM
Tickets are in my budget.    :)


I drive in California a lot.  :lol:
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Caliga

#40
September 24, 2013, 04:54:58 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on September 23, 2013, 10:04:01 PM
None.  Never been pulled over.
Same. :cool:
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Archy

#41
September 24, 2013, 05:55:22 AM

1) Not giving way on a roundabout to a cyclist. Wasn't even stopped, got it a couple of weeks later barely remembering this?
2) Going 76km where the limit was 70km, my only speeding fine. Wasn't stopped either, caught on speeding camera.

That's all till now

Josquius

#42
September 24, 2013, 06:14:19 AM
None. But I only drove as a habit for a year and very rarely since. Hope I'm never in a position where I have to take it up full time.
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Darth Wagtaros

#43
September 24, 2013, 07:08:00 AM
I got one, about 12 years ago.  Was enough.
PDH!

Caliga

#44
September 24, 2013, 08:28:32 AM
Quote from: Tyr on September 24, 2013, 06:14:19 AM
None. But I only drove as a habit for a year and very rarely since. Hope I'm never in a position where I have to take it up full time.
:huh:
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