NFL Week 3 "Why wait for 2014, let's start over now, Cleveland!" Thread

[CountDeMoney]

Sweet, bonus coverage of the Jets and the Fightin' Joe Fergusons.

[katmai]

Can they get Jerry to come out of retirement? Can't be any worse than the guys they have around Boldin.

[Baron von Schtinkenbutt]

You know, I think Tom Coughlin might actually get fired this year, for real.

Doubtful. They'll suck ass the first half of the season, win their last 6 games and sneak into the playoffs, like usual.

Only if they sort out the running back situation.

BTW, is it safe yet to say the Dolphins are for real this season?

[CountDeMoney]

BTW, is it safe yet to say the Dolphins are for real this season?

I have them currently categorized as "surprisingly competitive."  Subject to change.

[Baron von Schtinkenbutt]

BTW, is it safe yet to say the Dolphins are for real this season?

I have them currently categorized as "surprisingly competitive."  Subject to change.

My wife is currently mortified that the Dolphins are 3-0 and the Giants are 0-3.

[CountDeMoney]

Oh yeah? Well...too goddamned bad.

[Admiral Yi]

Nice call on the Colts/Niners game Yi. 

To be fair the result had a lot more to do with Pumpernickel's continuing immolation than with any miracles wrought by Neckbeard.

I was surprised by the Colt's run game though.

[Neil]

Stupid Packers.

No kidding.  Still, give the Bengals credit.  That's the sort of thing that they normally fuck up.

They certainly tried.

Not as bad as the Packers did.  How bad do you think that RB feels tonight?

[Admiral Yi]

Pumpernickel throws like Betty White when he's moving left.  I guarantee every defense he faces from here on out is going to flush him left and clean his clock when he tucks the ball.

[Valmy]

Ok probably should not have made my fantasy team so dependent on the 49ers.  I am just glad I am playing against Eli Manning this week.

[Grey Fox]

Ok probably should not have made my fantasy team so dependent on the 49ers.  I am just glad I am playing against Eli Manning this week.

I'm going to murder him. Plus who ever made autodraft pick CJ Spiller. I knew it was a stupid idea.

[Grey Fox]

even if I get gamepass, some games will be blackedout.

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That's a really neat service. I don't want to spend 200$ on gamepass tho. Thanks for the link.

Let me try again.  If you sign up with Ad Free Time! for $2 / month, Gamepass will just work with no extra payments.

I gotta say this is pretty sweet.

[Admiral Yi]

Da Bears!

Beautiful long run by Forte.  Pittsburgh DB could have tackled him after a gain of 20 but went for the strip instead.

[CountDeMoney]

Da Bears!

Dis.  Dis right here.

[Neil]

Man, the Steelers are looking ugly.  At least they're able to make something happen when they get some deception.  But the Bears are killing them, and they're going to be beneath the Browns in the standings.

LOL