NFL Week 3 "Why wait for 2014, let's start over now, Cleveland!" Thread

Started by CountDeMoney, September 19, 2013, 06:10:48 AM

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Neil

Quote from: Admiral Yi on September 22, 2013, 10:30:45 PM
Quote from: Neil on September 22, 2013, 10:19:01 PM
He certainly takes a hit like a champ.  I guess those downfield shots are nothing compared to the pounding he normally takes due to his shit protection.

Takes a hit?  He blew that guy up.
Yeah, but Cutler needs his shoulders fairly intact, and so should be careful with them.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Syt

The Steelers season so far:



The Packers/Bengals game was great fun, though.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
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merithyn

Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

Syt

I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

jimmy olsen

Quote from: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on September 22, 2013, 02:07:48 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 20, 2013, 08:29:20 PM
I said they could provide serious competition this year.

Its the "same old Dolphins" crack.  The "same old Dolphins" are the ones who were consistently contending for the division, not the embarrassment of the past 9 years.
Once something lasts that long you can say same old...
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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MadBurgerMaker

http://thechive.com/2013/09/06/nfl-tattoos-the-good-the-bad-and-the-ugly-31-photos/

E:  I'll remove it because a butt with Tom Brady's face on it might be NWS at some places.  Scroll to #18

:lmfao:

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Some excellent work right there.  Real quality stuff.  Also see #16 for the Patriots version of this.

E: Oh and in the stupid Texans fans category, this dude drank his own piss because they beat the Chargers:

http://deadspin.com/texans-fan-drinks-own-piss-in-irrational-display-of-loy-1292333485

jimmy olsen

Quote from: Admiral Yi on September 22, 2013, 06:47:08 PM
Pumpernickel throws like Betty White when he's moving left.  I guarantee every defense he faces from here on out is going to flush him left and clean his clock when he tucks the ball.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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dps

Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 23, 2013, 03:31:14 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on September 22, 2013, 06:47:08 PM
Pumpernickel throws like Betty White when he's moving left.  I guarantee every defense he faces from here on out is going to flush him left and clean his clock when he tucks the ball.


Wouldn't denigrating Betty White's throwing be sexist (and maybe ageist), not racist?


jimmy olsen

Just heard on Mike and Mike that the Redskins have let up more yards in the first three games than any other team in the Super Bowl era! :o
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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katmai

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

jimmy olsen

It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Syt

I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

CountDeMoney

It was hilarious watching Big Ben single-handedly implode the Steelheads from within.  That big meathead.

CountDeMoney

QuoteFrank Gore was one of the few 49ers who played well in today's loss to the Colts, running 11 times for 82 yards and catching two passes for 21 yards. Which leads to the question: Why did Gore only get 13 touches?

That may be the question Gore wanted answered when, according to Kevin Lynch of the San Francisco Chronicle, he was angry at coach Jim Harbaugh at the end of the game.

Lynch reports that Gore "had choice words" for Harbaugh near the end of the game, as Gore was taking the field toward the end of the 49ers' 27-7 loss.

Gore would hardly be the first running back to get upset with his coach about how often he's getting the ball, but if Gore and Harbaugh aren't seeing eye to eye, that would be one more indication that things are not going well in San Francisco right now. Two weeks ago, after the 49ers opened the season with a win over the Packers, many NFL observers thought San Francisco was the best team in football. Now the 49ers have lost two in a row, by a combined score of 56-10.

Whatever is going wrong in San Francisco, the 49ers need to get it fixed in a hurry.