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Started by Jacob, August 19, 2013, 02:20:04 PM

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Admiral Yi

For tactile and visual stimulation size is completely irrelevant compared to the prominence of the nipple.

PDH

Quote from: Admiral Yi on August 19, 2013, 09:23:40 PM
For tactile and visual stimulation size is completely irrelevant compared to the prominence of the nipple.

You are a confirmed pooper-doode, so your opinion holds less weight.
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CountDeMoney

I dunno, man...there's something to be said about the nipplage sciences.

derspiess

I'm pretty much a boob man.  I've seen some really awesome B's in my day, but generally the bigger the better if they're natural.  I'm not too keen on implants-- I'm of the belief that in most cases they should have left well enough alone.
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jimmy olsen

Quote from: Barrister on August 19, 2013, 04:56:28 PM
It's true - Jacob has alternated between euro-PC-ball of light, and passive-aggressive asshole, for years now. :hug:
Agreed, nothing new here. :hug:
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Admiral Yi

Quote from: PDH on August 19, 2013, 09:25:26 PM
You are a confirmed pooper-doode, so your opinion holds less weight.

Who died and made you the boob Nazi? :mad:

PDH

Quote from: Admiral Yi on August 19, 2013, 09:32:58 PM
Quote from: PDH on August 19, 2013, 09:25:26 PM
You are a confirmed pooper-doode, so your opinion holds less weight.

Who died and made you the boob Nazi? :mad:

It was a coup, sorry you didn't get the memo.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

Syt

Quote from: Jacob on August 19, 2013, 04:48:05 PMLook - I like you so I'll tell you how it is: I'm not going to get involved in some bullshit "let's examine your motives" and engage with Lettowian faff about Japanese society and its interaction with the wider world; I'm especially not going to do so over a completely inconsequential and silly blog post about boobs.
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Lettow77

 For what its worth, I didn't mean to examine your motivates too much; I didn't think you had some ulterior reason, I just thought you were shitposting. :)

To contribute to the wider discussion (lewd though it is), breasts are best tilted toward the larger end, as this assists them in contributing to an overall mothering aura that is quite desirable. Although it seemingly counteracts the overall effect given the sexual maturity of a proper mother figure, it is also quite appealing if she is ashamed of her breast size for the notice it draws and makes every effort to hide her light under a bushel. Those who flaunt, regardless of size, are guilty of too great an impropriety to be approached in a civil manner.
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Josquius

Ah the mythical Japanese boobies. How I long for them.

I was expecting something along these lines:
http://en.rocketnews24.com/2013/07/02/we-learn-the-terrifying-secret-of-silent-hill-ramen/
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As someone who hates food that looks like even innocent things....eww.
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garbon

Quote from: Tyr on August 20, 2013, 10:57:18 AM
Ah the mythical Japanese boobies. How I long for them.

I was expecting something along these lines:
http://en.rocketnews24.com/2013/07/02/we-learn-the-terrifying-secret-of-silent-hill-ramen/
:x
As someone who hates food that looks like even innocent things....eww.

I don't see the issue with that dish.
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Grallon

I'm curious Jake - have you ever been with a girl that wasn't Asian?



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Jacob

Quote from: Grallon on August 20, 2013, 11:12:08 AM
I'm curious Jake - have you ever been with a girl that wasn't Asian?

I'd say upwards of 80% of the girls I've slept with were not Asian :)

Jacob

... why do you ask, Grallon?

Eddie Teach

Could ask the same thing of you grallon- have you ever been with a girl who wasn't Asian?  :D
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