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Started by merithyn, June 26, 2013, 08:41:33 AM

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Eddie Teach

I wonder if somebody's already taken the market on Confederate kitten figurines.  :hmm:
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CountDeMoney

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on June 26, 2013, 10:37:22 AM
I wonder if somebody's already taken the market on Confederate kitten figurines.  :hmm:

That would be so awesome:  kinda like Precious Moments meets the ACW, only with kittens.  Mewlysses S. Grant, Lafayette McClaws, the possibilities are endless.

derspiess

You guys run with those things.  I'll keep the rights to the Christmas-themed mammies, though, since Seedy showed no interest in pursuing.
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CountDeMoney

Quote from: derspiess on June 26, 2013, 10:45:18 AM
You guys run with those things.  I'll keep the rights to the Christmas-themed mammies, though, since Seedy showed no interest in pursuing.

Mammies are fun the whole year 'round.

crazy canuck

Years ago when Fokker was in merger talks with Bombardier some wit quipped the new company would be called Bomfokker.

Brazen

A race horse husbandry service called Filly Buster.

mongers

Quote from: Brazen on June 26, 2013, 11:05:36 AM
A race horse husbandry service called Filly Buster.

Or is that a bespoke lingerie shop from CdM's neck of the woods ?
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fhdz

It depends. Is this an "I actually have to make money at this" business or is it an "I won the lottery and can do whatever business I like even if it runs a loss" business?
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Eddie Teach

If you're running at a loss, it's just an expensive hobby.
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merithyn

Quote from: fhdz on June 26, 2013, 12:57:11 PM
It depends. Is this an "I actually have to make money at this" business or is it an "I won the lottery and can do whatever business I like even if it runs a loss" business?

Either/or? :unsure:

I just wanted something to make me laugh today. Brazen has accomplished said task. :D
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I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

Razgovory

Building demolition company called "Edifice Wrecks"
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