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Started by merithyn, June 26, 2013, 08:41:33 AM

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merithyn

If you were going to start a business, what kind of business would it be, and what would you call it?
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

Eddie Teach

You trying to cybersquat on us? :shifty:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

CountDeMoney

Mother's Bail Bonds.  Warm, inviting, insultingly maternalistic.

mongers

Quote from: merithyn on June 26, 2013, 08:41:33 AM
If you were going to start a business, what kind of business would it be, and what would you call it?

ECHINCOMCON . 

A chinese based hacking business dedicated to stealing US commercial secrets and overthrowing the constitution.  : :cool:



"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

Caliga

I always liked North Pole Productions (Peter North's film production company). :cool:
0 Ed Anger Disapproval Points

DGuller

Lifespan Management Corporation.  I'd rather not say what services it would offer.  :ph34r:

Brazen

A hair salon called Curl Up And Dye.

Brazen

A brothel, gun shop and euthanasia service called Bang, Bang, You're Dead.

Malthus

Quote from: Brazen on June 26, 2013, 09:35:36 AM
A hair salon called Curl Up And Dye.

Two actual business names in my old neighbourhood when I was growing up:

- A hair salon called "Amorphous Hair Design"; and

- A place called "Entropy Skin Care Clinic".
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Eddie Teach

To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Malthus

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on June 26, 2013, 09:58:00 AM
Quote from: Brazen on June 26, 2013, 09:35:36 AM
A hair salon called Curl Up And Dye.

/likes this

Featured in the 80s movie "Earth Girls are Easy".  :D
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Richard Hakluyt

I always liked the Fryer Tuck fish shop up in Durham, especially since I had a female friend prone to inadvertent spoonerisms at the time. She said it once, quite loud, on a busy bus  :D

garbon

"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Brazen


garbon

"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.