Great business names

[frunk]

Candy Store In A Cool Dry Place


(We would get boxes labeled this way where I used to work)

[fhdz]

Building demolition company called "Edifice Wrecks"

Their logo could be

[Malthus]

Building demolition company called "Edifice Wrecks"

Their logo could be

Took me a minute. 

Ever heard the Tom Lehrer version?

From the Bible to the popular song,
There's one theme that we find right along.
Of all ideals they hail as good,
The most sublime is ... motherhood.

There was a man who it seems,
Once carried this ideal to extremes.
He loved his mother and she loved him,
And yet his story is rather grim ...

[frunk]

Or PDQ Bach:

But you know I kinda like this town
I think I'll find me a woman and settle down
Good folks and plenty of space
And besides it's nice to be in a place
Where everyone knows old Oedipus Tex
The brother of the legendary Rex
Yeah, I'm Oedipus Tex - that's what I said
But y'know my friends just call me Ed

Well you know me - I'm Oedipus Tex
I'm just as ornery as my brother Rex
Yeah I'm Oedipus Tex - that's what I said
But y'know my friends just call me Ed

Well, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy - I'm Oedipus Tex
Some day I'd kinda like to know whatever happened to my older brother Rex
Yeah, I'm Oedipus, Oedipus, Oedipus, Oedipus - that's what I said
But my friends just call me Ed

[Savonarola]

Building demolition company called "Edifice Wrecks"

Derrida Deconstruction Services, LLC

[Maximus]

A couple years ago I was part of a group doing summer research in data sciences here on campus. At one point I overheard one of the guys talking about starting a restaurant called the Random Wok. It's feature dish was to be the Gibb's Sampler.

[Richard Hakluyt]

Building demolition company called "Edifice Wrecks"

Derrida Deconstruction Services, LLC

[fhdz]

Anybody here ever done demolition work? Nasty business.

[Razgovory]

Anybody here ever done demolition work? Nasty business.

I've lit some fires...

[DGuller]

Anybody here ever done demolition work? Nasty business.

I view it as more of a hobby than work.