2016 elections - because it's never too early

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jimmy olsen

#2520
October 17, 2015, 12:49:01 AM
Quote from: dps on October 16, 2015, 04:11:11 PM
Quote from: DGuller on October 15, 2015, 10:29:54 PM

Apart from that, in the last election, we went through a flurry of joke candidates as well, all of whom at some point "surged" to the top.  Eventually people realized that the jokes are jokes, and that your presidential candidate has to be presidential.

Don't know how you figure that to be the case.  Seems to me that the last 4 guys to win the office were jokes.

I disagree.  :alberta:



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The Brain

#2521
October 17, 2015, 01:16:04 AM
LOL stupid monkey president. You're not supposed to inflate the vest until you're in the water.
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Syt

#2522
October 17, 2015, 05:22:53 AM
Is Obama on a lion because he's a Kenyan Muslim?
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DGuller

#2523
October 17, 2015, 07:14:33 AM
Is Clinton actually hitting anyone firing the Uzi like that?

DGuller

#2524
October 17, 2015, 07:15:52 AM
 :hmm: And why is his zipper wide open?

sbr

#2525
October 17, 2015, 10:38:01 AM
Quote from: DGuller on October 17, 2015, 07:15:52 AM
:hmm: And why is his zipper wide open?

Because Lewinsky is on her knees beside him.

Razgovory

#2526
October 17, 2015, 11:11:47 AM
Tim, why do you do this to us?
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garbon

#2527
October 17, 2015, 12:04:05 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on October 17, 2015, 11:11:47 AM
Tim, why do you do this to us?

Perhaps a better question is why do we let him? -_-
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dps

#2528
October 17, 2015, 12:17:57 PM
Why are the lion's eyes red?  Is it a vampire lion?

garbon

#2529
October 17, 2015, 01:30:03 PM
I think so.
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MadImmortalMan

#2530
October 17, 2015, 08:16:27 PM
Lioncanthrope
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alfred russel

#2531
October 18, 2015, 12:20:54 AM
Quote from: dps on October 17, 2015, 12:17:57 PM
Why are the lion's eyes red?  Is it a vampire lion?

You know that Obama would only ride socialist lions.
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MadImmortalMan

#2532
October 19, 2015, 03:41:06 PM
Joe Biden's campaign has opened an office in Reno and is hiring.   :hmm:
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Admiral Yi

#2533
October 19, 2015, 03:48:02 PM
Ego, thy name is politician.

Savonarola

#2534
October 19, 2015, 03:52:15 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on October 19, 2015, 03:41:06 PM
Joe Biden's campaign has opened an office in Reno and is hiring.   :hmm:

Plagiarize someone else's resume and cover letter then apply.
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