2016 elections - because it's never too early

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jimmy olsen

Quote from: dps on October 16, 2015, 04:11:11 PM
Quote from: DGuller on October 15, 2015, 10:29:54 PM

Apart from that, in the last election, we went through a flurry of joke candidates as well, all of whom at some point "surged" to the top.  Eventually people realized that the jokes are jokes, and that your presidential candidate has to be presidential.

Don't know how you figure that to be the case.  Seems to me that the last 4 guys to win the office were jokes.

I disagree.  :alberta:



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The Brain

LOL stupid monkey president. You're not supposed to inflate the vest until you're in the water.
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Syt

Is Obama on a lion because he's a Kenyan Muslim?
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DGuller

Is Clinton actually hitting anyone firing the Uzi like that?

DGuller


sbr

Quote from: DGuller on October 17, 2015, 07:15:52 AM
:hmm: And why is his zipper wide open?

Because Lewinsky is on her knees beside him.

Razgovory

I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

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garbon

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dps

Why are the lion's eyes red?  Is it a vampire lion?

garbon

"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

MadImmortalMan

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alfred russel

Quote from: dps on October 17, 2015, 12:17:57 PM
Why are the lion's eyes red?  Is it a vampire lion?

You know that Obama would only ride socialist lions.
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MadImmortalMan

Joe Biden's campaign has opened an office in Reno and is hiring.   :hmm:
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Savonarola

Quote from: MadImmortalMan on October 19, 2015, 03:41:06 PM
Joe Biden's campaign has opened an office in Reno and is hiring.   :hmm:

Plagiarize someone else's resume and cover letter then apply.
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