Basic etiquette

[CountDeMoney]

Don't chat with me at the urinals. Don't even act like you see me.

I hate that.

[The Brain]

Don't chat with me at the urinals. Don't even act like you see me.

OK, Mart.

[Eddie Teach]

I pee in the stall.

[garbon]

I pee in the stall.

Hmm...

[Maximus]

that happened to me once at the mall. i just replied "sorry, i thought you were a man". The shut her up long enough for me to walk away.

"It's not because you're a woman, it's because of your age" also works. Not that I've ever had opportunity to use it.

[Maximus]

If you want to stand, stand to the right. Also, if you're in a group of people don't fucking stand in the middle of a sidewalk or path you inconsiderate mother fuckers ( I'm looking at you Asian people ).

This, also walking slowly 3 or 4 abreast so you block the entire hallway/sidewalk.

[lustindarkness]

I hold doors for people, walk on the left stand on the right and let cars merge in front of me. I say please and thank you.

I also have no problem been an asshole to people who do not do these things. I will repeat a good morning and look people in the eyes, I will loudly say "excuse me" and push my way up the left side of an airport escalator, I will say thank you even though I opened the door for some ungrateful bitch (I'll check her ass too). It is so easy to be polite.

[Caliga]

Don't chat with me at the urinals. Don't even act like you see me.

I hate that.

Same.  The other day at work I had to have like an entire conversation with a guy while we're both standing there holding our dicks.

[lustindarkness]

You civilians with shy bladders. 
I can talk to people at urinals, or the shitters. Now the open bay showers conversation is a bit awkward.

[katmai]

Don't chat with me at the urinals. Don't even act like you see me.

I hate that.

Same.  The other day at work I had to have like an entire conversation with a guy while we're both standing there holding our dicks.

dont need to hear about your work circle jerks.

[Razgovory]

Don't chat with me at the urinals. Don't even act like you see me.

For the Homosexual, the penis is like an alter.  Do not bother him while he is praying at it.

[CountDeMoney]

dont need to hear about your work circle jerks.

This coming from a guy that's in an industry with terms like "boom mike", "clapper board", "key grip" and "best boy".

[merithyn]

Who saw the thread going in this direction? Not me, that's for sure. 

[katmai]

No one calls them clapperboard anymore older timer.

[CountDeMoney]

No one calls them clapperboard anymore older timer.

What are they called now?  What do they use now?  iPads?