State Department: No secret plan to invade Canada

[Caliga]

My google image search of "montreal women" was quite disappointing.

You probably got a lot of pics of Celine Dion.

[Jacob]

Try "montreal girls" instead.

[katmai]

That was at the library where I was taking my daily bowel movements.

the poors

My toilet malfunctioned.

how exactly does outhouse malfunction ?

[Ed Anger]

That was at the library where I was taking my daily bowel movements.

the poors

My toilet malfunctioned.

how exactly does outhouse malfunction ?

The neighbor kids tipped it over.

[Caliga]

Are you at Die Angerschanze or down in Harlan County?

[Ed Anger]

Are you at Die Angerschanze or down in Harlan County?

I'm pretending to be poor. I am : the 47%

[DGuller]

Like we would even need a plan

Exactly what they said in 1812 

You know what they said in 2012?  "...six, seven, eight, nine, ten...".

[Fireblade]

Like we would even need a plan

Exactly what they said in 1812 

A shitty plan is still a plan.

Granted, we didn't anticipate 10,000 redcoats and frostbacks doing their best "Charles V in Rome" impression when they got to D.C..

[Jaron]

Sacco di Roma

[CountDeMoney]

In 1934, War Plan Red was amended
to authorize the immediate first use of poison gas against
Canadians and to use strategic bombing to destroy Halifax
if it could not be captured.

OK, I spooged.

[Razgovory]

So where can I look at our non-secret plan to invade Canada?

http://www.glasnost.de/hist/usa/1935invasion.html

In 1934, War Plan Red was amended
to authorize the immediate first use of poison gas against
Canadians and to use strategic bombing to destroy Halifax
if it could not be captured.

Wait a moment.  The article in the OP says that the US drew up War plan red 1935.  How did they amend the plan in 1934 then?

[Habbaku]

Something can be amended when it's in production, Raz.  Just because it was submitted and adopted in 1935 doesn't mean it was made that year.

From the article :

The military planning context of this document is War
Plan Red, which was approved in May 1930 by the Secretary
of War and the Secretary of Navy.

[FunkMonk]

Both my trips through Canada were notable for sightings of hotties.

Same.  Montreal airport = JESUS CHRIST

My google image search of "montreal women" was quite disappointing.

Toronto had some lookers when I visited back in 2002.

[Ed Anger]

Next year in Thunder Bay.

[Fireblade]

I liked Canada's plan to invade the US even more. Blitzkrieg Detroit, and hope the British come real quick.