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25 years old and deep in debt

Started by CountDeMoney, September 10, 2012, 10:43:12 PM

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Ideologue

Quote from: YiI always thought she looked like a slightly effeminate man.

She had shades of Terminator-face, but overall at the time was a pretty attractive lady.

I mean, I'd still bone her now.  She's far from horrible.  But she is 47.  So it goes.

Quote from: MonkeybuttIde's knowledge of that cast is suspicious.

I had to google Miranda.  Which is strange, because she was my favorite.
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CountDeMoney

SJP?  Great body, total horse face.
And I'm not talking merely horse-like, but a hardcore fighting-Sean-Connery-in-Time-Bandits magnitude of livestock.

garbon

I'll be watching the 1st movie again this weekend. :)
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PDH

Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 12, 2013, 06:51:00 PM
SJP?  Great body, total horse face.
And I'm not talking merely horse-like, but a hardcore fighting-Sean-Connery-in-Time-Bandits magnitude of livestock.

ha
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Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 12, 2013, 06:51:00 PM
SJP?  Great body, total horse face.
And I'm not talking merely horse-like, but a hardcore fighting-Sean-Connery-in-Time-Bandits magnitude of livestock.
:lol:

I'm always happy to see a Time Bandits reference.
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Quote from: Malthus on April 12, 2013, 06:27:25 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on April 12, 2013, 06:14:28 PM
Also, Sarah Jessica Parker was never a great beauty, but she was reasonably attractive in her day.  She's like five billion years old now.  And she was in Ed Wood.  You guys need to cut her some slack.

Great. Late 40s is now "like five billion years old".  :P
actress years are worse the gay years. Also, she was never reasonably attractive. Not even if measured by real world standards.
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DontSayBanana

Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 12, 2013, 06:51:00 PM
SJP?  Great body, total horse face.
And I'm not talking merely horse-like, but a hardcore fighting-Sean-Connery-in-Time-Bandits magnitude of livestock.

:lol: Win.  Also: not a complete dealbreaker.  I tend not to worry too much about the face. :ph34r:
Experience bij!

garbon

"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Ideologue

I don't even worry about the hair.
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garbon

Do you worry about anything apart from making sure bones show?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Scipio

Quote from: Ed Anger on April 12, 2013, 06:20:12 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on April 12, 2013, 06:14:28 PM
Also, Sarah Jessica Parker was never a great beauty, but she was reasonably attractive in her day.  She's like five billion years old now.  And she was in Ed Wood.  You guys need to cut her some slack.

She is a horse face.
So does Julia Roberts.

But some horses are ugly, and some are not.
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The Brain

Julia looks like Eric. Not OK.
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Quote from: The Brain on April 13, 2013, 03:53:04 PM
Julia looks like Eric. Not OK.

She has an oval face and a smaller nose.
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Quote from: MadImmortalMan on April 12, 2013, 05:37:35 PM
Neat tool

http://www.collegeriskreport.com

If I am interpreting the results correctly, my degree and institution is break even at 1.6 years, and my bachelors passes an associates at the 10-year point.

Of course, this exercise is irrelevant because I went to school on the state of Florida's dime. :P

CountDeMoney

Quote from: DontSayBanana on April 12, 2013, 10:48:25 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 12, 2013, 06:51:00 PM
SJP?  Great body, total horse face.
And I'm not talking merely horse-like, but a hardcore fighting-Sean-Connery-in-Time-Bandits magnitude of livestock.

:lol: Win.  Also: not a complete dealbreaker.  I tend not to worry too much about the face. :ph34r:

I dunno, man...hottie body or not, she's got to pass the what-if-we-run-into-an-ex-in-public test.
Then again, if she's got a smokin' hot body, the ex will already know what's up.  :lol: