Too Big To Learn A Lesson: JP Morgan Assfucks Itself

[grumbler]

I pay no attention to Raz.  We may be in the same school, but he's in the class that eats lunch by itself and the short bus picks him up an hour earlier. 
I care not for his safety scissors and circles of paper.

[Razgovory]

Of course you think it is.  After all, Wall Street has your interests at heart, Yi.  Yes, you specifically.

The difference between you and Raz is that after about six lines of identical diatribe you admit you're just making shit up whereas Raz ragesulks because I won't respond to his ossum question.

No need to project.  I don't "rage" on this forum.

[alfred russel]

Say it was a joint IRA with my wife, and we had agreed that we weren't going to speculate with our retirement money. If she then announced a $200 speculative loss, I would be concerned.

And your wife responds - but I wasn't really doing speculative trading, and when I told you what I was doing 2 months ago, you didn't complain out about it then.

Maybe two months ago I didn't understand what the risks were in what we were doing. Perhaps we talk through exactly what we are doing, how much we have been risking, and whether it is appropriate given our risk profile.

[CountDeMoney]

No need to project.  I don't "rage" on this forum.

Not "rage", "ragesulk".

[Razgovory]

No need to project.  I don't "rage" on this forum.

Not "rage", "ragesulk".

I certainly don't turn into the Hulk, either. 

[CountDeMoney]

No need to project.  I don't "rage" on this forum.

Not "rage", "ragesulk".

I certainly don't turn into the Hulk, either.

Give me back those scissors, dammit.

[PDH]

Give me back those scissors, dammit.

It's ok, they are lefty scissors - cant cut anything with them.

[Admiral Yi]

Jamie Dimon was on Meet The Press yesterday, bitching about the "criticism" Wall Street's been getting from the left the last couple years.  I thought it was adorable.

Amen.  Very apt quotation marks.

I remember a couple of years ago, at the depths of the financial crisis, you seemed to do adopt a far more reasonable tone.  When did you revert to being a WSJ tool?

I think the left have been blithering idiots about Wall Street.  If you want to call that being a WSJ tool, so be it.

[Razgovory]

I pay no attention to Raz.  We may be in the same school, but he's in the class that eats lunch by itself and the short bus picks him up an hour earlier. 
I care not for his safety scissors and circles of paper.

And yet from my short bus throne I have disproven statements you made, corrected you, humbled you.  I have humiliated you to the point you not only refuse to respond to me out of fear that I may "get you", but you plead other members to ignore me so I can't ruin your trolls or derail your arguments.  You lower yourself to the level of Marty and scurry about passively aggressively reminding everyone that you are ignoring me.  Me, the second dumbest person on the this board!  Mart at least has an excuse.  I can cut you apart with my safety scissors any time I want.  And you just can't live with that, can you?  Not only that, you can't even respond to me.   All you can do is continue to ignore and hope others will console you by saying you have the non-exist ant high ground.

[The Brain]

I pay no attention to Raz.  We may be in the same school, but he's in the class that eats lunch by itself and the short bus picks him up an hour earlier. 
I care not for his safety scissors and circles of paper.

And yet from my short bus throne I have disproven statements you made, corrected you, humbled you.  I have humiliated you to the point you not only refuse to respond to me out of fear that I may "get you", but you plead other members to ignore me so I can't ruin your trolls or derail your arguments.  You lower yourself to the level of Marty and scurry about passively aggressively reminding everyone that you are ignoring me.  Me, the second dumbest person on the this board!  Mart at least has an excuse.  I can cut you apart with my safety scissors any time I want.  And you just can't live with that, can you?  Not only that, you can't even respond to me.   All you can do is continue to ignore and hope others will console you by saying you have the non-exist ant high ground.

[jimmy olsen]