Some imparted wisdom, based on experience

[Berkut]

When you go to a Vietnamese restaurant and order Pho soup, they may bring you this little tray of vegetables to be placed in the soup.

On this tray there may be a small, long, yellow pepper. You should:

Break this pepper up and place it in your soup. It provides a nice little heat and flavor.

You should also then go wash your hands, BEFORE YOU TAKE A PISS.

[citizen k]

When you go to a Vietnamese restaurant and order Pho soup, they may bring you this little tray of vegetables to be placed in the soup.

On this tray there may be a small, long, yellow pepper. You should:

Break this pepper up and place it in your soup. It provides a nice little heat and flavor.

You should also then go wash your hands, BEFORE YOU TAKE A PISS.

Getting a little warm in the nether regions?

[crazy canuck]

 

[DGuller]

 

[grumbler]

You should also then go wash your hands, BEFORE YOU TAKE A PISS.

My grandpa used to say that "you can always tell how much self-respect a man has by whether he washes his hands before or after he takes a piss." 

[DontSayBanana]

Wow.  Just wow.

[HVC]

I also assume you should avoid eye contact with the gentleman in the next stall after you yell out "dear god it burns"

[Eddie Teach]

I always kinda assumed grumbler's grandparents died before man had learned to talk. 

[HisMajestyBOB]

Pho is delicious 
I was happy to see that the local Vietnamese restaurant here has good, southern Vietnamese-style pho.

[MadImmortalMan]

Pho is one of those dishes I make regularly, and people like to come over when they know I'm making it. 

[crazy canuck]

I always kinda assumed grumbler's grandparents died before man had learned to talk. 

I assumed he formed directly from the primordial goo.

[Ideologue]

When you go to a Vietnamese restaurant and order Pho soup, they may bring you this little tray of vegetables to be placed in the soup.

On this tray there may be a small, long, yellow pepper. You should:

Break this pepper up and place it in your soup. It provides a nice little heat and flavor.

You should also then go wash your hands, BEFORE YOU TAKE A PISS.

Oh, yeah.  I actually got chemical burns once from eating buffalo wings and not taking this precaution.

[Caliga]

I rubbed habanero juice on my balls by mistake once.

[Martinus]

Pee sitting down. Problem solved.

[Malthus]

When you go to a Vietnamese restaurant and order Pho soup, they may bring you this little tray of vegetables to be placed in the soup.

On this tray there may be a small, long, yellow pepper. You should:

Break this pepper up and place it in your soup. It provides a nice little heat and flavor.

You should also then go wash your hands, BEFORE YOU TAKE A PISS.

Oh, yeah.  I actually got chemical burns once from eating buffalo wings and not taking this precaution.

I can't imagine how filthy and revolting a scene that was. 

I mean, don't you usually wash your hands when covered with wing-goo before unzipping your pants?

Yuck.