Some imparted wisdom, based on experience

[crazy canuck]

I can't imagine how filthy and revolting a scene that was. 

I mean, don't you usually wash your hands when covered with wing-goo before unzipping your pants?

Yuck. 

Lubricant? 

[HVC]

When you go to a Vietnamese restaurant and order Pho soup, they may bring you this little tray of vegetables to be placed in the soup.

On this tray there may be a small, long, yellow pepper. You should:

Break this pepper up and place it in your soup. It provides a nice little heat and flavor.

You should also then go wash your hands, BEFORE YOU TAKE A PISS.

Oh, yeah.  I actually got chemical burns once from eating buffalo wings and not taking this precaution.

I can't imagine how filthy and revolting a scene that was. 

I mean, don't you usually wash your hands when covered with wing-goo before unzipping your pants?

Yuck. 

I know a guy why went down on his girlfriend after eating suicide wings. She was not pleased lol.

[MadImmortalMan]

 

Oh that's awful. Counter with cough drops.

[Habbaku]

Pee sitting down. Problem solved.

And another one instantly created.

[HVC]

Pee sitting down. Problem solved.

you still got to point it down or you have the potential for some clean up work.

[DGuller]

Oh that's awful. Counter with cough drops.

I don't think Berkut is that agile.

[Ideologue]

When you go to a Vietnamese restaurant and order Pho soup, they may bring you this little tray of vegetables to be placed in the soup.

On this tray there may be a small, long, yellow pepper. You should:

Break this pepper up and place it in your soup. It provides a nice little heat and flavor.

You should also then go wash your hands, BEFORE YOU TAKE A PISS.

Oh, yeah.  I actually got chemical burns once from eating buffalo wings and not taking this precaution.

I can't imagine how filthy and revolting a scene that was. 

I mean, don't you usually wash your hands when covered with wing-goo before unzipping your pants?

Yuck. 

I thought I'd licked them clean.

[garbon]

Pee sitting down. Problem solved.

In public?

[sbr]

Pee sitting down. Problem solved.

In public?

I can't even crap sitting down in public.  I hover.

EDIT: Thank god I didn't go with my first instinct and type hoover.

[Josquius]

I can't even crap sitting down in public.  I hover.

EDIT: Thank god I didn't go with my first instinct and type hoover.

Even at home actually....

Also to sit down peeing still requiring aiming.

[garbon]

EDIT: Thank god I didn't go with my first instinct and type hoover.

[garbon]

Even at home actually....

Also to sit down peeing still requiring aiming.

So many things off with the quoted post but I shouldn't be surprised.