TV/Movies Megathread

[Ed Anger]

Late 20s, Teach.  Different world.  It's like the Titius-Bode theory of planetary orbits, each jump from the ideal is further with each milestone of life.  20 is Earth, 25 is Mars, arid and incapable of supporting life, 30 is cosmic wreckage, 35 is a fat ol' gas giant that's extremely cold but with radiation belts that can fry you like an egg.

And at 43, I'm expanding exponentially prior to radical implosion due to the complete collapse of my core and subsequent supernova detonation.

Soon, light will not be able to escape.

[garbon]

Late 20s, Teach.  Different world.  It's like the Titius-Bode theory of planetary orbits, each jump from the ideal is further with each milestone of life.  20 is Earth, 25 is Mars, arid and incapable of supporting life, 30 is cosmic wreckage, 35 is a fat ol' gas giant that's extremely cold but with radiation belts that can fry you like an egg.

And at 43, I'm expanding exponentially prior to radical implosion due to the complete collapse of my core and subsequent supernova detonation.

God and I thought gay men were prone to laying on the melodrama at that age.

[garbon]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

So does that fall under the drunk category?

[Ideologue]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

So does that fall under the drunk category?

More like inability to gracefully exit.

Anyway, I'll take this moment to pause and thank the Yis of the world to equate "not outright gorgeous" with "horroshow" and the producers of Girls who made it all possible.  This should keep women from properly evaluating their own attractiveness for years to come.

[merithyn]

Anyway, I'll take this moment to pause and thank the Yis of the world to equate "not outright gorgeous" with "horroshow" and the producers of Girls who made it all possible.  This should keep women from properly evaluating their own attractiveness for years to come.

Who are you, and what have you done with Hunter?

[CountDeMoney]

Anyone who thinks Dunham is attractive needs to get eyes checked as bad as Yi does.

She does, however, gets some minor bonus points for being so fucked in the head, it would be relatively easy to mindfuck her for a while, just long enough to manipulate her into doing incredibly reluctant and debasing homemade porn, and then abandon her like so much ravaged Vietnamese countryside as she tries desperately and futilely to hold on to your chopper skids on the last flight out of Saigon. 

I mean, if that's your thing.  I'm just saying.  There are probably people out there like that.

[Eddie Teach]

What kind of debasement are we talking here?

[CountDeMoney]

Most of it.

[katmai]

Late 20s, Teach.  Different world.  It's like the Titius-Bode theory of planetary orbits, each jump from the ideal is further with each milestone of life.  20 is Earth, 25 is Mars, arid and incapable of supporting life, 30 is cosmic wreckage, 35 is a fat ol' gas giant that's extremely cold but with radiation belts that can fry you like an egg.

And at 43, I'm expanding exponentially prior to radical implosion due to the complete collapse of my core and subsequent supernova detonation.

God and I thought gay men were prone to laying on the melodrama at that age.

[Ideologue]

Now I wish I hadn't said "oh snap" in another thread just a minute ago.

[LaCroix]

Fat chicks get dick from brothers and drunks.  That's not the reality presented in Girls.

completely untrue

[CountDeMoney]

God and I thought gay men were prone to laying on the melodrama at that age.

"It's over, Johnny.  Over!"

[Ed Anger]

Anyone who thinks Dunham is attractive needs to get eyes checked as bad as Yi does.

She does, however, gets some minor bonus points for being so fucked in the head, it would be relatively easy to mindfuck her for a while, just long enough to manipulate her into doing incredibly reluctant and debasing homemade porn, and then abandon her like so much ravaged Vietnamese countryside as she tries desperately and futilely to hold on to your chopper skids on the last flight out of Saigon. 

I mean, if that's your thing.  I'm just saying.  There are probably people out there like that.

I may want to fund your project. Have your people call my people.

[garbon]

Late 20s, Teach.  Different world.  It's like the Titius-Bode theory of planetary orbits, each jump from the ideal is further with each milestone of life.  20 is Earth, 25 is Mars, arid and incapable of supporting life, 30 is cosmic wreckage, 35 is a fat ol' gas giant that's extremely cold but with radiation belts that can fry you like an egg.

And at 43, I'm expanding exponentially prior to radical implosion due to the complete collapse of my core and subsequent supernova detonation.

God and I thought gay men were prone to laying on the melodrama at that age.

:innocent:

[CountDeMoney]

Anyway, I'll take this moment to pause and thank the Yis of the world to equate "not outright gorgeous" with "horroshow" and the producers of Girls who made it all possible.  This should keep women from properly evaluating their own attractiveness for years to come.

Yes, that's right:  Ideologue, formerly of "I-Want-My-Babyback-Babyback-Babyback-Birkenau-Ribs" fame, is now at the vanguard of feminist self-esteem and empowerment.  Imagine that!