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Ed Anger

Quote from: CountDeMoney on February 17, 2014, 08:32:06 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on February 17, 2014, 08:24:28 PM
Late 20s, Teach.  Different world.  It's like the Titius-Bode theory of planetary orbits, each jump from the ideal is further with each milestone of life.  20 is Earth, 25 is Mars, arid and incapable of supporting life, 30 is cosmic wreckage, 35 is a fat ol' gas giant that's extremely cold but with radiation belts that can fry you like an egg.

And at 43, I'm expanding exponentially prior to radical implosion due to the complete collapse of my core and subsequent supernova detonation.

Soon, light will not be able to escape.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

garbon

Quote from: CountDeMoney on February 17, 2014, 08:32:06 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on February 17, 2014, 08:24:28 PM
Late 20s, Teach.  Different world.  It's like the Titius-Bode theory of planetary orbits, each jump from the ideal is further with each milestone of life.  20 is Earth, 25 is Mars, arid and incapable of supporting life, 30 is cosmic wreckage, 35 is a fat ol' gas giant that's extremely cold but with radiation belts that can fry you like an egg.

And at 43, I'm expanding exponentially prior to radical implosion due to the complete collapse of my core and subsequent supernova detonation.

God and I thought gay men were prone to laying on the melodrama at that age.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

garbon

Quote from: Ideologue on February 17, 2014, 08:37:49 PM
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

So does that fall under the drunk category? :unsure:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Ideologue

Quote from: garbon on February 17, 2014, 08:40:28 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on February 17, 2014, 08:37:49 PM
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

So does that fall under the drunk category? :unsure:

More like inability to gracefully exit.

Anyway, I'll take this moment to pause and thank the Yis of the world to equate "not outright gorgeous" with "horroshow" and the producers of Girls who made it all possible.  This should keep women from properly evaluating their own attractiveness for years to come.
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

merithyn

Quote from: Ideologue on February 17, 2014, 08:44:15 PM
Anyway, I'll take this moment to pause and thank the Yis of the world to equate "not outright gorgeous" with "horroshow" and the producers of Girls who made it all possible.  This should keep women from properly evaluating their own attractiveness for years to come.

Who are you, and what have you done with Hunter? :blink:
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

CountDeMoney

Quote from: katmai on February 17, 2014, 08:27:30 PM
Anyone who thinks Dunham is attractive needs to get eyes checked as bad as Yi does.

She does, however, gets some minor bonus points for being so fucked in the head, it would be relatively easy to mindfuck her for a while, just long enough to manipulate her into doing incredibly reluctant and debasing homemade porn, and then abandon her like so much ravaged Vietnamese countryside as she tries desperately and futilely to hold on to your chopper skids on the last flight out of Saigon. 

I mean, if that's your thing.  I'm just saying.  There are probably people out there like that.

Eddie Teach

What kind of debasement are we talking here?
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

CountDeMoney


katmai

Quote from: garbon on February 17, 2014, 08:40:01 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on February 17, 2014, 08:32:06 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on February 17, 2014, 08:24:28 PM
Late 20s, Teach.  Different world.  It's like the Titius-Bode theory of planetary orbits, each jump from the ideal is further with each milestone of life.  20 is Earth, 25 is Mars, arid and incapable of supporting life, 30 is cosmic wreckage, 35 is a fat ol' gas giant that's extremely cold but with radiation belts that can fry you like an egg.

And at 43, I'm expanding exponentially prior to radical implosion due to the complete collapse of my core and subsequent supernova detonation.

God and I thought gay men were prone to laying on the melodrama at that age.
:zipped:
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Ideologue

Now I wish I hadn't said "oh snap" in another thread just a minute ago.
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

LaCroix

Quote from: Admiral Yi on February 17, 2014, 07:45:53 PM
Fat chicks get dick from brothers and drunks.  That's not the reality presented in Girls.

completely untrue

CountDeMoney

Quote from: katmai on February 17, 2014, 08:55:52 PM
Quote from: garbon on February 17, 2014, 08:40:01 PM
God and I thought gay men were prone to laying on the melodrama at that age.
:zipped:

:mad:

"It's over, Johnny.  Over!"

Ed Anger

Quote from: CountDeMoney on February 17, 2014, 08:47:21 PM
Quote from: katmai on February 17, 2014, 08:27:30 PM
Anyone who thinks Dunham is attractive needs to get eyes checked as bad as Yi does.

She does, however, gets some minor bonus points for being so fucked in the head, it would be relatively easy to mindfuck her for a while, just long enough to manipulate her into doing incredibly reluctant and debasing homemade porn, and then abandon her like so much ravaged Vietnamese countryside as she tries desperately and futilely to hold on to your chopper skids on the last flight out of Saigon. 

I mean, if that's your thing.  I'm just saying.  There are probably people out there like that.

I may want to fund your project. Have your people call my people.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

garbon

Quote from: katmai on February 17, 2014, 08:55:52 PM
Quote from: garbon on February 17, 2014, 08:40:01 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on February 17, 2014, 08:32:06 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on February 17, 2014, 08:24:28 PM
Late 20s, Teach.  Different world.  It's like the Titius-Bode theory of planetary orbits, each jump from the ideal is further with each milestone of life.  20 is Earth, 25 is Mars, arid and incapable of supporting life, 30 is cosmic wreckage, 35 is a fat ol' gas giant that's extremely cold but with radiation belts that can fry you like an egg.

And at 43, I'm expanding exponentially prior to radical implosion due to the complete collapse of my core and subsequent supernova detonation.

God and I thought gay men were prone to laying on the melodrama at that age.
:zipped:

:innocent:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

CountDeMoney

Quote from: Ideologue on February 17, 2014, 08:44:15 PM
Anyway, I'll take this moment to pause and thank the Yis of the world to equate "not outright gorgeous" with "horroshow" and the producers of Girls who made it all possible.  This should keep women from properly evaluating their own attractiveness for years to come.

Yes, that's right:  Ideologue, formerly of "I-Want-My-Babyback-Babyback-Babyback-Birkenau-Ribs" fame, is now at the vanguard of feminist self-esteem and empowerment.  Imagine that!