The Grand Tour

[Jaron]

California???

[Monoriu]

Japan or China.

[The Minsky Moment]

The Med.  Go in September, after the eurothrongs have receded.  That applies to any European vacation BTW.

[garbon]

California???

[Barrister]

The Med.  Go in September, after the eurothrongs have receded.  That applies to any European vacation BTW.

Travelling in May/June seemed to avoid Euro-throngs as well.

[Caliga]

I agree with northern Italy, especially if you've never been.  Baveno/Stresa

Of the ones you listed, I of course picked Germania.

[Ed Anger]

I've been to Milan and Paris. She hasn't.

And no, not going to Hungary is a fail. What is the point of never ending gypsies trying to steal my wallet? No Polacks, no Hungarians, no Romanians.

Plus, I've seen beets.

[Jacob]

Paris & Normandy, South of France or Italy (North or Tuscany) are all good.

Will you be bringing the brood?  If so, I'd pick somewhere in Italy.

[Admiral Yi]

Do you speak any Yuro languages Mr. Boner?

[Ed Anger]

Do you speak any Yuro languages Mr. Boner?

I can speakee a few bits of frog and kraut. Barely.

Otherwise, I'll just yell REAL LOUD.

[Ed Anger]

Paris & Normandy, South of France or Italy (North or Tuscany) are all good.

Will you be bringing the brood?  If so, I'd pick somewhere in Italy.

They stay home. the second set of twins should be okay with nannies and in-laws. Or I'll just leave them at the kennel.

[Caliga]

If you're concerned about gypsies, then avoid Pisa, Genoa, and Florence.

[Jacob]

They stay home. the second set of twins should be okay with nannies and in-laws. Or I'll just leave them at the kennel.

I'd pick Southern France then.  You going upscale, what with you being a member of the managerial class and all?

[Admiral Yi]

I vote southern France.  Tits on the beach for you, posh shopping for the awestruck child bride, tuxedo up and gamble in Monte Carlo...

[Ed Anger]

They stay home. the second set of twins should be okay with nannies and in-laws. Or I'll just leave them at the kennel.

I'd pick Southern France then.  You going upscale, what with you being a member of the managerial class and all?

Money is no object. Within reason. I won't tip however.