The Grand Tour

[Ed Anger]

I owe my wife one(1) vacation. So I decided to poll the biggest collection of know nothings, losers, virgins, and 'tards on the internet for suggestions on a late summer-early fall vacation.

Your suggestions will be noted, then ignored.

Right out: Portugal, aka "Rapeland". The UK. The Nordic wang. Eastern Europe. The Middle East. India. Enemies of the Republic.

[garbon]

Africa!

[Valdemar]

I owe my wife one(1) vacation. So I decided to poll the biggest collection of know nothings, losers, virgins, and 'tards on the internet for suggestions on a late summer-early fall vacation.

Your suggestions will be noted, then ignored.

Right out: Portugal, aka "Rapeland". The UK. The Nordic wang. Eastern Europe. The Middle East. India. Enemies of the Republic.

Depends on what you want to do. Cities, museums, nature, scenery, food?

V

[Savonarola]

Don't waste your money, instead visit the Lake Erie Archipelago:

http://www.shoresandislands.com/visitors/do/islands/

It's just like the Greek Islands but with roller coasters rather than headless statues.  Best of all you can explore the islands by golf cart.  From the site:

The Lake Erie Islands can only be reached by boat or plane. Cars are permitted on all three islands; however, you'll have greater freedom to discover each island's natural beauty by bicycle or golf cart. Rental shops are located within walking distance of the islands' ferry docks.

[Barrister]

I don't see Italy on either the voting list, or the "right out" list.   

[The Brain]

Stay home, yankee.

[Ed Anger]

Don't waste your money, instead visit the Lake Erie Archipelago:

http://www.shoresandislands.com/visitors/do/islands/

It's just like the Greek Islands but with roller coasters rather than headless statues.  Best of all you can explore the islands by golf cart.  From the site:

The Lake Erie Islands can only be reached by boat or plane. Cars are permitted on all three islands; however, you'll have greater freedom to discover each island's natural beauty by bicycle or golf cart. Rental shops are located within walking distance of the islands' ferry docks.

Hilarious. it would be like Geneva on the Lake. But the lure of not actually walking is strong.

I want to be carried around on a litter.

[Grey Fox]

Turcs & Cacaois.

[Barrister]

Anyways, I vote for Italy.  Yes, it is full of eggplants, but it was also the home of Sulla.

[Sheilbh]

Not sure.  Depends on what you want.  Personally South of France

[Ed Anger]

Anyways, I vote for Italy.  Yes, it is full of eggplants, but it was also the home of Sulla.

I'd be open to Tuscany and the north. Except Venice. bleh.

[Eddie Teach]

Visit the Yukon.

[garbon]

teh you can visit

[Barrister]

Anyways, I vote for Italy.  Yes, it is full of eggplants, but it was also the home of Sulla.

I'd be open to Tuscany and the north. Except Venice. bleh.

Tuscany is awesome.  The north was also awesome, although it was a little odd for us as we have no shortage of spectacular mountain views at home.

Venice and Rome were on the one hand less awesome, but absolutely NEED to be seen at least once.

Unfortunately I can't think of any Sulla-specific monuments. 

[Tamas]

Yeah, northern Italy.

Out of your list (which is total FAIL due to exclusion of Hungary, btw), I would most certainly prefer Paris over Barcelona. The latter is very nice as well but Paris is much more touristy in the well known landmarks kind of way. Unless of course your wife is into psychedelic architecture, then by all means go to Barcelona.