Facebook Follies of Friends and Families

[Josquius]

With highs of 35° expected AGAIN today, it's time to ask "could the government have done more?" Downing Street knew about this heatwave weeks ago and have done nothing. Shipments of 400,000 pairs of Speedos and 500,000 bikinis, sun cream and Cornettos have reportedly been sent back as unsafe after media claims the shipment was quarantined a month ago and Boris did nothing.
Karen from Chavington said, "We just don't know if it's safe to go outside and sunbathe because we can't function or think for ourselves. Boris hasn't told us either way and all my obese kids need ice cream and sweets, the Hubby can't get out to rob anyone so we're out of lager and weed, I blame the government entirely"
Meanwhile, anti- heat protesters dressed in thick jumpers chanting "cold lives matter" have marched on London, Big Ben has been removed and a giant Mint Feast put in its place by protesters.
The BBC reported earlier, 'clearly the sun has come out and Downing street have done nothing to prevent it.'
A second heat Wave is expected to hit the UK in 4 weeks time

I see what they're doing there.

[Syt]

[grumbler]

Now, see, that one is clever.  I guess the million monkeys achieved serendipity.

[Valmy]

The FBI was pretty key in Trump's victory over Hillary in 2016 and this investigation into Trump is still years away from 2024. It seems to me the FBI has been a bit more considerate to Trump's political ambitions than the Clintons. But I guess that is gratitude for you.

[Syt]

[Valmy]

The persecution complex goes deep here.

[Richard Hakluyt]

Cartoon is unusual though in that it is actually funny.

[Josquius]

Why does Snoopy have all those illegal documents?

[grumbler]

Cartoon is unusual though in that it is actually funny.

???  It's as subtle as a baseball bat to the skull.  The FBI thing was funny because you didn't expect it.  The Charley Brown one didn't amuse me at all because it was exactly what I would expect.

[Syt]

Did not see this comimg from my middle sister.




Spoiler: this is not a Mark Twain quote: https://marktwainstudies.com/the-apocryphal-twain-when-the-rich-rob-the-poor-its-called-business/

[Richard Hakluyt]

Cartoon is unusual though in that it is actually funny.

???  It's as subtle as a baseball bat to the skull.  The FBI thing was funny because you didn't expect it.  The Charley Brown one didn't amuse me at all because it was exactly what I would expect.

The bar is set low for this sort of thing.

[Darth Wagtaros]

Cartoon is unusual though in that it is actually funny.

???  It's as subtle as a baseball bat to the skull.  The FBI thing was funny because you didn't expect it.  The Charley Brown one didn't amuse me at all because it was exactly what I would expect.

The bar is set low for this sort of thing.

Outrage addicts at this point don't need much to rub one out.

[Jacob]

This made me laugh: https://twitter.com/StaceyCKs1/status/1558928884900438017

[Syt]

[The Brain]

Lies!