HAY GUISE! - The Ed Anger Deathwatch Thread

[katmai]

Your health is worse than Hitler's.

Well death is a pretty constant state

[Ed Anger]

My ammonia levels in the blood is high(normal is 11-32,I'm close to 200), so after I finished the Lactulose they sent in a refill. 6 giant bottles of it. Holy crap. I like to poop, but that shit is ridiculous. But that is how the ammonia gets expelled. Pooing.

Plus the Hitler like tremors in my hands disappeared. Now if I can just shake the constant fatigue, I'd feel better.

[katmai]

Pulling for ya el jefe

[Jacob]

I'd like you to get better too.

[Ed Anger]

Another 13 liters off today. It looks like over the last 2-3 months I've had over 100 pounds of fluid taken off my abdomen.

[alfred russel]

Another 13 liters off today. It looks like over the last 2-3 months I've had over 100 pounds of fluid taken off my abdomen.

Ed, hang in there, but I feel the forces of darkness already have a hold of your soul, now that you have converted to the metric system for fluid measurements. 🙁 at least you aren't reporting kilograms to us, so there is hope still. 😜

[Tamas]

What are the odds of getting yourself a replacement liver? Have you negotiated with Mono yet?

[Ed Anger]

Another 13 liters off today. It looks like over the last 2-3 months I've had over 100 pounds of fluid taken off my abdomen.

Ed, hang in there, but I feel the forces of darkness already have a hold of your soul, now that you have converted to the metric system for fluid measurements. 🙁 at least you aren't reporting kilograms to us, so there is hope still. 😜

Soin medical uses the metric measurements. I just convert those to pounds. 

[Ed Anger]

What are the odds of getting yourself a replacement liver? Have you negotiated with Mono yet?

I'll find out on the 16th or soon afterwards.

[alfred russel]

Soin medical uses the metric measurements.

Sounds like you've put your life in the hands of communists.

[Ed Anger]

Soin medical uses the metric measurements.

Sounds like you've put your life in the hands of communists.

Very nice communists. With private rooms.   

[Eddie Teach]

I get weighed in kilograms six times a week. 

[Valmy]

The engineer, globalist, and Jacobin in me celebrate this glorious victory for revolutionary measurement systems.

[Ed Anger]

I've been in the Hospital since Sunday, when I didn't even recognize my wife and own kids. I'll be going to another rehab facility after release as my body is shot to pieces.

I even yelled at the twins when my ammonia levels were at 300+. I feel like a total heel now. 

Extra fun bonus was the breathing tube jammed down my throat and continued use of the catheter on Wally the one eyed wonder worm.

[Legbiter]

Is the basic problem that you need a new liver at this point? What's the word on that?