The Off Topic Topic

[lustindarkness]

Dafuq

[Malthus]

Dafuq

I was pretty surprised.

[Baron von Schtinkenbutt]

Sounds like something my dad would come up with.  I had to put up with "brilliance" like this all the time.

[Josquius]

 Pretty sure it's from The Viz.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/21-hilarious-letters-to-viz-comic?utm_term=.bqBE1DYLn#.crOvYXypJ

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In other news
Looks like I'm set for a week in warsaw in early December.  👽

[CountDeMoney]

Hey, if A North Carolina GOP congressman can run and win on discounting the global warming threat because CO2 is food for plants and therefore we'll have bigger healthier trees making more oxygen for us,  I can totally buy the 50% windmill thingy.

[Baron von Schtinkenbutt]

Has anyone ever started getting spam directed at someone else?  For the past few months I have been receiving spam addressed to a "Jimmy Forster" residing in either Sunderland, Bath, or Sydney (!).  I have never before received spam specifically referring to a normal person other than myself.

[The Brain]

Has anyone ever started getting spam directed at someone else?  For the past few months I have been receiving spam addressed to a "Jimmy Forster" residing in either Sunderland, Bath, or Sydney (!).  I have never before received spam specifically referring to a normal person other than myself.

Lots of "chicks" message me and say I'm an interesting person that it would be nice to know more and what's my e-mail address.

[Baron von Schtinkenbutt]

Has anyone ever started getting spam directed at someone else?  For the past few months I have been receiving spam addressed to a "Jimmy Forster" residing in either Sunderland, Bath, or Sydney (!).  I have never before received spam specifically referring to a normal person other than myself.

Lots of "chicks" message me and say I'm an interesting person that it would be nice to know more and what's my e-mail address.

A) How do they "message" you if they don't already have  your email address?

B) This is for shit like Tesco gift cards and jobs in Blighty.  You know, stuff I have 0% chance of responding to even if I was stupid enough to do so.

[The Brain]

Has anyone ever started getting spam directed at someone else?  For the past few months I have been receiving spam addressed to a "Jimmy Forster" residing in either Sunderland, Bath, or Sydney (!).  I have never before received spam specifically referring to a normal person other than myself.

Lots of "chicks" message me and say I'm an interesting person that it would be nice to know more and what's my e-mail address.

A) How do they "message" you if they don't already have  your email address?

B) This is for shit like Tesco gift cards and jobs in Blighty.  You know, stuff I have 0% chance of responding to even if I was stupid enough to do so.

A) OK CdM.

B) IT WAS A JOKE

[Baron von Schtinkenbutt]

A) OK CdM.

But I don't have a land line.  And I punch my board games.

[Barrister]

A) OK CdM.

But I don't have a land line.  And I punch my board games.

We only hurt the ones we love.

[The Brain]

A) OK CdM.

But I don't have a land line.  And I punch my board games.

We only hurt the ones we love.

[CountDeMoney]

A) OK CdM.

But I don't have a land line.  And I punch my board games.

Shit's whack, yo.

[Jacob]

Hey Ed, nice avatar. Is it a self portrait?

[Ed Anger]

Hey Ed, nice avatar. Is it a self portrait?

I wish. Think of all the gubmint checks I'd get.