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derspiess

#51360
August 13, 2015, 02:21:48 PM
Your problem is not a problem :cheers:
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Valmy

#51361
August 13, 2015, 02:22:08 PM
If you think it is bad for you think how the Belgians feel.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Archy

#51362
August 13, 2015, 02:32:03 PM
Quote from: Zanza on August 13, 2015, 02:08:13 PM
Fuck. The aircraft I am waiting for was diverted to Amsterdam due to poor weather here in Brussels. Now I am stuck in Belgium. :cry: At least there is free beer.
:nelson:

Josquius

#51363
August 13, 2015, 03:14:15 PM
Fricking summer.
I've been looking at some photos from a recent party: is my baldness worse than I thought? There's some strange lighting on top of my head, so much whiter than the brown surrounding...
Ah. No.
It's not a bald spot.
It's a blonde spot。
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derspiess

#51364
August 13, 2015, 03:33:45 PM
Blonde or white?
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Malthus

#51365
August 14, 2015, 09:15:51 AM
And now for something completely different:

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ANCHORAGE, Alaska — Authorities want to talk to a man who donned a fairly realistic bear costume — head and all — and wore it when harassing a bear and two sows trying to feed on pink salmon in an Alaska river.

The incident happened Monday on the Chilkoot River near Haines, said Alaska Fish and Game Assistant Area Management Biologist Mark Sogge.

It wasn't immediately known what the man was trying to accomplish.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/offbeat/man-in-bear-costume-harasses-bears-in-alaska/ar-BBlJajJ

Suicide by bear? A Brain-styled romance?  :hmm:
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Valmy

#51366
August 14, 2015, 09:37:52 AM
Quotea bear and two sows

Polygamy bear had no time for his shenanigans.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Malthus

#51367
August 14, 2015, 09:42:09 AM
Quote from: Valmy on August 14, 2015, 09:37:52 AM
Quotea bear and two sows

Polygamy bear had no time for his shenanigans.

And wasn't in the mood for sharing.
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Josquius

#51368
August 15, 2015, 11:19:00 AM
Does anyone know; what on earth does 'molly' mean?
Watching Kimmy Schmidt first episode again and  I note two girls ask if she wants to party with them and "Are you into Molly"
I guess its a lesbian thing but...I have no idea.
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katmai

#51369
August 15, 2015, 11:24:14 AM
Oy vey Tyr.

It is slang for MDMA which you may know as ecstasy.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

garbon

#51370
August 15, 2015, 12:27:06 PM
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Josquius

#51371
August 15, 2015, 12:41:00 PM
Hey, so I don't know drug terms. Some would say that's a good thing. :niceboy:

When I hear of ecstasy people always just tend to use the full name or maybe Es.
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Admiral Yi

#51372
August 15, 2015, 12:46:16 PM
Air traffic computers handling National, Dulles, and BWI are kaput and no flights are going in or coming out.

Savonarola

#51373
August 15, 2015, 02:36:26 PM
I went to Radio Shack today to get some parts: a serial to USB interface, serial port plugs and 24 gauge wire.  I told the clerk what I was looking for he went :huh: and immediately went to the back and wheeled out the old employee that they have to talk to engineers.

Their selection has really deteriorated since bankruptcy; but at least they didn't grill me for information at check out.
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

Josquius

#51374
August 15, 2015, 07:49:32 PM
For some reason my parents decided to retune my tv. All my settings gone. I have to hunt throth the french bollocks for stuff of worth again :bleeding:
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