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Malthus

#4305
November 13, 2009, 02:39:21 PM
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

garbon

#4307
November 13, 2009, 02:51:37 PM
I think I just heard one of my neighbors jerking off. This is why one should not stay at home during the day.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

ulmont

#4308
November 13, 2009, 02:54:55 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 13, 2009, 02:51:37 PM
I think I just heard one of my neighbors jerking off. This is why one should not stay at home during the day.

I think you should get thicker walls.

garbon

#4309
November 13, 2009, 02:55:58 PM
I actually never hear my neighbors...that's the weird thing. :o
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Admiral Yi

#4310
November 13, 2009, 06:36:44 PM
Apparently CNN has given Lou Dobbs the boot.

Josquius

#4311
November 13, 2009, 07:22:09 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 13, 2009, 02:55:58 PM
I actually never hear my neighbors...that's the weird thing. :o
Clearly then it is aimed at you. Go to him.
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Capetan Mihali

#4312
November 13, 2009, 07:28:54 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 13, 2009, 02:55:58 PM
I actually never hear my neighbors...that's the weird thing. :o

:lol:  I start every day hearing my neighbor's strenuous bowel movements, come home to their teenage son's emo-metal shredding, and go to bed listening to their domestic disputes.  The joys of rowhouse living...
"The internet's completely over. [...] The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."
-- Prince, 2010. (R.I.P.)

garbon

#4313
November 13, 2009, 07:36:49 PM
Quote from: Tyr on November 13, 2009, 07:22:09 PM
Clearly then it is aimed at you. Go to him.

I'm not going to let you live vicariously through me.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

garbon

#4314
November 13, 2009, 07:39:16 PM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on November 13, 2009, 07:28:54 PM
:lol:  I start every day hearing my neighbor's strenuous bowel movements, come home to their teenage son's emo-metal shredding, and go to bed listening to their domestic disputes.  The joys of rowhouse living...

I was actually pretty surprised as I live in a relatively crappy (well the inside of each individual apt is nice) faux victorian. Apparently they built the walls real thick here though as I can only really ever here people walking in the hall (due to the door I suppose).
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

DisturbedPervert

#4315
November 13, 2009, 10:29:42 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 13, 2009, 02:55:58 PM
I actually never hear my neighbors...that's the weird thing. :o

I never hear any of my neighbors either, except occasionally the door closing when their enter or leave their apartment.  I'm sure they can all hear me though   :)

Syt

#4316
November 14, 2009, 12:19:48 AM
I wake up every morning around 5:30 to the sound of my neighbour making his breakfast (his kitchen counter/sink is directly at my bed/living room wall. So I can always hear him washing dishes, stirring coffee .... and his doorbell is twice as loud as mine.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Queequeg

#4317
November 14, 2009, 12:37:34 AM
Good things about today: I got over my fear of permanent brain damage.
Bad things about today: This was by experiencing the closest possible analogue to permanent, traumatic brain injury; I had Poker Face stuck in my head all day. 

Even started walking in the street in tune to can't read my can't read my. 
:Embarrass:
Quote from: PDH on April 25, 2009, 05:58:55 PM
"Dysthymia?  Did they get some student from the University of Chicago with a hard-on for ancient Bactrian cities to name this?  I feel cheated."

Razgovory

#4318
November 14, 2009, 12:42:02 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 13, 2009, 06:36:44 PM
Apparently CNN has given Lou Dobbs the boot.

I heard he had dinner with Roger Ailes a few weeks ago.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

DisturbedPervert

#4319
November 14, 2009, 01:34:05 AM
Quote from: Queequeg on November 14, 2009, 12:37:34 AM
Good things about today: I got over my fear of permanent brain damage.

:thumbsup:

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