The Off Topic Topic

[CountDeMoney]

Well, he irks me to no end.  Fucking Assburgers.

[derspiess]

People need to stop codling the precious snowflake.

He's the Little Brother of Languish.  We're either giving him wedgies or helping him with his chores.

No he's not; he's the fucking retard we have to deal with during that bullshit Community Service plea we were forced to take.

[Tonitrus]

Way too small to read, even in a new window

[Zanza]

I don't think it is available in bigger size. It's Merkel as a Pantone color table.

[garbon]

I didn't really get the point.

[mongers]

I didn't really get the point.

Yeah same here, I also used to know what those things were, but have long since forgotten. I used to work for a design company, so should probably remember.

[garbon]

I didn't really get the point.

Yeah same here, I also used to know what those things were, but have long since forgotten. I used to work for a design company, so should probably remember.

I meant that I don't know what commentary I'm supposed to take from that. Female official where's many different colors over the years except when she wears black?

[FunkMonk]

Today's pedophile alert comes from: The dumbass who sits two rows in front of me in my afternoon class


There's this girl in my class who, to any rational and non-pedo observer, obviously looks underage. Siegy would like her a lot. Dumbass dude walks in, sits down next to her, and starts the mack attack. I wasn't sure what he was so sure on, but he seemed like the classic smooth talkin' ladies' man, i.e. an idiot.

Class ends and people start shuffling out of the auditorium. I'm walking behind them and I overhear this:

Dumbass: So what are you doing this weekend?
Little girl: Uh, not much. What about you?
Dumbass: I have work but not much else. By the way, what's your major?
Little girl: Oh, I don't have one. I'm just talking classes here. I'm 14.
Dumbass: ....................................................... oh
Random black dude who overheard them: DAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMM
Me: 

[sbr]

 

[jimmy olsen]

No he's not; he's the fucking retard we have to deal with during that bullshit Community Service plea we were forced to take.

I knew Timmy was making a bad bet when he figured your battle with Meri had left you mortally wounded. 

Whaa???

[Eddie Teach]

I meant that I don't know what commentary I'm supposed to take from that. Female official where's many different colors over the years except when she wears black?

Other than the color, the outfits all look the same.

[sbr]

What's she gonna wear, Daisy Dukes and a tube top?

[Ed Anger]

I can't sleep again.

[katmai]

It's only 4pm, stop going to bed so early old man!

[Ed Anger]