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Syt

#1800
June 30, 2009, 01:27:37 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 30, 2009, 12:55:02 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 30, 2009, 10:35:44 AM
Frohe Weihnachten bitches!
:unsure:

He means either the Hessians or the North Vietnamese.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Grey Fox

#1801
July 01, 2009, 09:50:20 AM
This morning I went to work but my card wouldn't unlock the Alarm. :(
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Valmy

#1802
July 01, 2009, 09:51:22 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 30, 2009, 12:55:02 PM
:unsure:

That means Merry Christmas in German...see we were killing Hessians.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

jimmy olsen

#1803
July 01, 2009, 09:53:34 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on July 01, 2009, 09:50:20 AM
This morning I went to work but my card wouldn't unlock the Alarm. :(
Fired? :console:
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Valmy

#1804
July 01, 2009, 09:56:38 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on July 01, 2009, 09:50:20 AM
This morning I went to work but my card wouldn't unlock the Alarm. :(

Oh dear.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

garbon

#1805
July 01, 2009, 10:01:08 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 01, 2009, 09:56:38 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on July 01, 2009, 09:50:20 AM
This morning I went to work but my card wouldn't unlock the Alarm. :(

Oh dear.

How queer.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Grey Fox

#1806
July 01, 2009, 10:34:28 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 01, 2009, 09:53:34 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on July 01, 2009, 09:50:20 AM
This morning I went to work but my card wouldn't unlock the Alarm. :(
Fired? :console:

Probably not.

I never had to unlock the alarm before, My card was probably never set to do it. It's Canada day, I was the only one there. We'll find out tomorrow.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Josquius

#1807
July 01, 2009, 11:49:21 AM
Bloody hell. What a way to ruin my mood.
My mam just came in from school and started complaining to me that the washing isn't dry despite her leaving a note for me to put it out. She conveniently overlooks that we've had thunder storms today <_<
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Valmy

#1808
July 01, 2009, 01:09:23 PM
Quote from: Tyr on July 01, 2009, 11:49:21 AM
My mam

You people will just stick in whatever vowel you feel like between two M's to mean mother don't you?
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Malthus

#1809
July 01, 2009, 01:36:52 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 01, 2009, 01:09:23 PM
Quote from: Tyr on July 01, 2009, 11:49:21 AM
My mam

You people will just stick in whatever vowel you feel like between two M's to mean mother don't you?

My mym doesn't approve of that sort of thing.
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

katmai

#1810
July 01, 2009, 07:00:34 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on July 01, 2009, 09:50:20 AM
This morning I went to work but my card wouldn't unlock the Alarm. :(

you are redundant?
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Grey Fox

#1811
July 01, 2009, 07:13:43 PM
I can't be, I'm my own group :o
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

jimmy olsen

#1812
July 01, 2009, 10:58:14 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on July 01, 2009, 07:13:43 PM
I can't be, I'm my own group :o
What kind of group?
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

jimmy olsen

#1813
July 01, 2009, 11:11:11 PM
Awesome smile I found.  :lol:
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
--------------------------------------------
1 Karma Chameleon point

Grey Fox

#1814
July 02, 2009, 06:10:44 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 01, 2009, 10:58:14 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on July 01, 2009, 07:13:43 PM
I can't be, I'm my own group :o
What kind of group?

Sexy group.


Also not fired, as I am sitting at my work desk.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.
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