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katmai

#16860
May 31, 2012, 04:32:51 PM
As languish's de facto asshole, i find it funny Neil bitching about assholes.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

FunkMonk

#16861
May 31, 2012, 05:07:46 PM
How many assholes do we have here anyhow?
Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

Neil

#16862
May 31, 2012, 05:11:11 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on May 31, 2012, 05:07:46 PM
How many assholes do we have here anyhow?
Spaceballs?
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

FunkMonk

#16863
May 31, 2012, 05:16:56 PM
 :)
Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

Brazen

#16864
June 01, 2012, 07:22:26 AM

jimmy olsen

#16865
June 01, 2012, 07:45:21 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on May 31, 2012, 11:50:02 AM
Quote from: Neil on May 31, 2012, 11:28:01 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 30, 2012, 06:30:39 AM
Neil should wake up in about two hours or so.
Even I won't go to bat over Hellsing.  Yuck.

It's the sort of nonsense I wanted to like, because Alucard's kind of like the Spectre, right?  Well, wrong.
Did you watch the original anime (shitty) or the OVA (brilliant)?
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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CountDeMoney

#16866
June 01, 2012, 07:53:36 AM
Idiot cat;  I bought her all these bird feeders to amuse her for my deck, and all she wants to do is chase reflections off my iPhone and run around after the fucking laser pointer like an crackhead.

PDH

#16867
June 01, 2012, 07:58:05 AM
Just like a kid.  The best Christmas present ever was the huge box the TV came in.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

Pedrito

#16868
June 01, 2012, 08:21:49 AM
Quote from: FunkMonk on May 31, 2012, 05:07:46 PM
How many assholes do we have here anyhow?
At least one per person.

L.
b / h = h / b+h


27 Zoupa Points, redeemable at the nearest liquor store! :woot:

CountDeMoney

#16869
June 01, 2012, 02:06:47 PM
Alrighty then;  sky's turning pea soup green.  Time to log off.  See you in Oz.

Admiral Yi

#16870
June 01, 2012, 02:08:31 PM
One huge advantage dogs have over cats is their love of riding in cars.

Razgovory

#16871
June 01, 2012, 02:13:56 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 01, 2012, 07:53:36 AM
Idiot cat;  I bought her all these bird feeders to amuse her for my deck, and all she wants to do is chase reflections off my iPhone and run around after the fucking laser pointer like an crackhead.

My cats are afraid of birds.  Good luck tonight.  Green sky is bad.  Took a look at weather in Baltimore.  Big fucking storm coming.  Watch out for Twisters.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

garbon

#16872
June 01, 2012, 02:36:29 PM
Got lost at Rockefeller Center today. Hadn't realized it was so big.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

derspiess

#16873
June 01, 2012, 02:44:34 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 01, 2012, 07:53:36 AM
Idiot cat;  I bought her all these bird feeders to amuse her for my deck, and all she wants to do is chase reflections off my iPhone and run around after the fucking laser pointer like an crackhead.

Back when I still had a VHS player (and a cat) I used to play a tape for her called Video Catnip.  All it was was scenes of birds, squirrels, chipmunks, etc.  Drove her freaking insane-- she thought that shit was real :lol:
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Caliga

#16874
June 01, 2012, 08:37:26 PM
Quote from: garbon on June 01, 2012, 02:36:29 PM
Got lost at Rockefeller Center today. Hadn't realized it was so big.
Was Clark Rockefeller there? :)
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