Eurovision 2014

[Liep]

It's back! Full with a bearded lady, horrible music and overdone stage settings. This year it's in Copenhagen, but fret not, Danes know how to go over budget too.

This year's songs: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLmWYEDTNOGUJpNOiYf0F-yA4wCVV59Iqq

First semi final is tonight and consists of:
1. Armenien: Aram MP3 – Not Alone
2. Letland: Aarzemnieki – Cake To Bake
3. Estland: Tanja – Amazing
4. Sverige: Sanna Nielsen – Undo
5. Island: Pollapönk – No Prejudice
6. Albanien: Hersi – One Night's Anger
7. Rusland: Tolmachevy Sisters – Shine
8. Aserbajdsjan: Dilara Kazimova – Start A Fire
9. Ukraine: Maria Yaremchuk – Tick-Tock
10. Belgien: Axel Hirsoux – Mother
11. Moldova: Cristina Scarlat – Wild Soul
12. San Marino: Valentina Monetta – Maybe
13. Portugal: Susy – Quero Ser Tua
14. Holland: The Common Linnets – Calm After The Storm
15. Montenegro: Sergej Cetkovic – Moj Svijet
16. Ungarn: András Kállay-Saunders – Running

[Liep]

Armenia's song was horrible, and it's the bookmaker's favourite. Eurovision as I know it.

[Liep]

Latvia.

I'll just let this thread die now.

[The Larch]

Initial evaluation of the quality of this year's slavic ass? That's my main draw for the show.

[Eddie Teach]

Sounds like the Polish song was written with you in mind. 

[Liep]

Double on slavic ass now. Apparently the tv director on russian tv had their finals postponed and then cancelled and just picked these twins. I applaud him.

I think one has implants and one doesn't.

[The Larch]

Russian wholesomeness?

[Liep]

I'm rooting for the Ukrainian chick, not afraid to show a little skin. Thank you western decadence.

[Liep]

All the slavs we've seen so far can fit inside that Belgian.

[Liep]

Portugal gets the award for least original song, but also smallest dress... so that's something.

[Jacob]

This thread would be a hundred times better if you posted an appropriate picture with each of the comments.

[Liep]

Holland, cute song cute girl.

[Liep]

Montenegro's song could not be more Balkan.

[Liep]

Russia was booed when it was unveil as having qualified for the main show.

[DGuller]

9. Ukraine: Maria Yaremchuk – Tick-Tock

How strangely appropriate.