Who's Hotter? (With Pics)

[Eddie Teach]

Del Rey


Sudol


Adams


Day


Hannigan


Fisher


Hendricks


Goodwin


I left off Alicia Witt because I haven't seen or heard anything about her in like 10 years, and left off Laura Prepon cause she's blonde now.

Edit- Actually dark haired in the prison show from this year, blonde before that.

[Queequeg]

Hendricks.  Beyond the obvious (very, extremely, wonderfully obvious), that voice is killer.

[MadImmortalMan]

Hannigan. Easy.


It's Denisof though.

[Queequeg]

I think the correct answer is Alexandra Breckenridge, though. 

[Ideologue]

C'mon, how do you expect me to vote?  I need to make an informed decision.  Weigh ins, please?

[CountDeMoney]

Most of the Emolennial Languishtard community is going to vote for Alyson Hannigan, because she's the one that reminds their Assburger-addled brains of the cutie in high school they couldn't get the nerve up to ask what the homework assignment was for Trig last night.  And Buffy the Vampire Slayer was on during their formative masturbation years.

Now Christina Hendricks, that woman's got curves that'll deploy your fucking airbags.  Fisher and Adams are a dead heat for Place.

[Ideologue]

Of those listed, I'd vote Adams or Day.  Or, as Money correctly intuits with his brute Gen Xer intellect, Hannigan.  She is lovely.

Hendricks is very pretty and by no means would I actually not love to have sex with her.  However, the essence of the competition at the highest levels is not "would some loser like to fuck you."

[Syt]

My vote goes to Hendricks, especially for her appearances on Firefly.

[Sophie Scholl]

Very tough call.  Maybe Fisher by a tiny bit over Hendricks?  Slight deduction for Hendricks for not being a real redhead.  Lana Del Rey is moving up the ranks.  Emma Stone is pretty decent as well, though not listed.  Heck, even that Dr. Who chick is alright, though in more of a cute way than a hot way.  Oh, Amanda Righetti from The Mentalist as well.  Outside of Hollywood Actresses, I've got to go with Faye Reagan.

[Ideologue]

Emma Stone is a good catch, BA.  Good thing I ain't voted.

[MadImmortalMan]

While I loved Hendricks on Firefly, she's just not my type.


Honestly, I voted Hannigan because she's the shortest, has the most pleasing face shape, nicest smile and would be the easiest to toss around in bed. Small girls rule. It's mostly about attitude, tbh.

[Ideologue]

Yeah, but when I say it, I'm a real Hitler.

[CountDeMoney]

Yeah, but when I say it, I'm a real Hitler.

When MIM says it, he means "petite";  when you say it, it comes out "coke-riddled anorexic Calvin Klein model from Auschwitz".  That's why you're a real Hitler.  EWWW ARE THOSE THIGHS

[Ideologue]

Actually, when I say it, I just mean someone who isn't obese.  Which if it's a relative scale, means I've locked myself into 7s and aboves, an arena I cannot compete in.  This isn't a war, it's a murder.

[Syt]

While I loved Hendricks on Firefly, she's just not my type.


Honestly, I voted Hannigan because she's the shortest, has the most pleasing face shape, nicest smile and would be the easiest to toss around in bed. Small girls rule. It's mostly about attitude, tbh.

I normally go for petite over voluptuous, but in this case I make an exception.