Hope this doesn't happen to me

[Monoriu]

So we've finally arrived in Okinawa.  My wife's maiden car voyage was done in a foreign country, on an island she had never been to, on a highway, and at night. 

HOW DO I TURN ON THE HEADLIGHTS OMG I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING

How come the driving school didn't teach you that?

I LEARNED DRIVING IN A MERCEDES WITH AUTO LIGHT SENSORS NOT THIS POS CIVIC


WHY IS THE CAR GOING AT 100KM/HR

You're going downhill.  Use the brakes or you'll have us both killed.

I THOUGHT WE ARE GOING UPHILL

Trust me, you're going downhill

WHY DOESN'T THE CAR TELL ME I'M GOING DOWNHILL OMG ARRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH