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Started by Monoriu, March 13, 2009, 07:49:13 PM

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garbon

#30
March 23, 2009, 11:34:48 AM
Quote from: katmai on March 23, 2009, 11:33:37 AM
:D

We can't all be insane like you, Palin.
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#31
March 23, 2009, 12:18:54 PM
Quote from: DGuller on March 23, 2009, 11:31:06 AM
Quote from: Neil on March 23, 2009, 11:22:56 AM
Quote from: DGuller on March 23, 2009, 10:47:03 AM
I have heated leather seats, and it's pretty damn cold here.  I don't see what's so bad about them, even when I don't have the heat on.
Aren't you in New York State?  It never gets cold that far south.
New Jersey, and I would think that 25 degrees is pretty damn cold.
You'd be wrong.
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Zanza

#32
March 23, 2009, 01:40:52 PM
I drove this last week, Mono. It's a fun little car and I am sure your wife's friends and colleagues would be adequately impressed.  :P

Monoriu

#33
March 23, 2009, 07:33:40 PM
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You know, every time I read your posts, I feel like running out and buying my wife something nice.  :D

Her latest argument is that I owe her 10 year's worth of jewelry, as I didn't buy her any since we started dating.  Therefore I should pay back in the form of a car.  That is a false argument, as I did buy her a platinum wedding band at a cost of US$150.  That has since appreciated in value.   8)

Monoriu

#34
March 23, 2009, 07:37:34 PM
Quote from: Zanza2 on March 23, 2009, 01:40:52 PM
I drove this last week, Mono. It's a fun little car and I am sure your wife's friends and colleagues would be adequately impressed.  :P


I think some colleague of hers once drove her home in that.  The words "why don't you guys buy a car" ringed in her ears as she got home. 

Monoriu

#35
March 23, 2009, 07:42:16 PM
Anyway, I am going to ship her to Okinawa next week.  The good Japanese don't have shitty requirements that people must have two year's of driving experience before renting a car.  I think that's the nearest place where they'll let her rent, so that's where we are going.  She can then drive to her heart's content, for 4 days. 

That'll be the first time she drive without a trainer/car dealer supervising her.  And I'll be sitting there :o

jimmy olsen

#36
March 23, 2009, 07:43:54 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on March 23, 2009, 07:42:16 PM
Anyway, I am going to ship her to Okinawa next week.  The good Japanese don't have shitty requirements that people must have two year's of driving experience before renting a car.  I think that's the nearest place where they'll let her rent, so that's where we are going.  She can then drive to her heart's content, for 4 days. 

That'll be the first time she drive without a trainer/car dealer supervising her.  And I'll be sitting there :o

How much is that trip gonna cost?
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Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
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Monoriu

#37
March 23, 2009, 07:47:39 PM

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How much is that trip gonna cost?

Think about it this way.  If not Okinawa, she'll go somewhere else anyway.  So, might as well take her to a place where she can drive.  It may save me the money of buying a car.  I have fought off her advances for two months already.  There is only 1 year and 10 months left before she can rent in HK. 

Grey Fox

#38
March 23, 2009, 08:23:46 PM
This is going to be the slowest fatall crash Japan has ever seen.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Monoriu

#39
March 23, 2009, 08:24:59 PM
Next battle: what car to rent in Okinawa.  I hope the Marines target all Mercedes and BMWs in next week's precision bombing exercises. 

Neil

#40
March 23, 2009, 08:26:44 PM Last Edit: March 24, 2009, 07:54:54 AM by Neil
I recommend going to Japan.  They have the only extant pre-dreadnought battleship in the world, aside from a few sunken wrecks.

I'm going to learn how to say "Take me to your battleship" in Japanese.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

jimmy olsen

#41
March 23, 2009, 08:45:27 PM
Quote from: Neil on March 23, 2009, 08:26:44 PM

I'm going to learn how to say "Take me to your battleship" in Japanese.
For some reason this made me laugh. :D
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
--------------------------------------------
1 Karma Chameleon point

Tonitrus

#42
March 23, 2009, 11:13:45 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on March 23, 2009, 07:42:16 PM
Anyway, I am going to ship her to Okinawa next week.  The good Japanese don't have shitty requirements that people must have two year's of driving experience before renting a car.  I think that's the nearest place where they'll let her rent, so that's where we are going.  She can then drive to her heart's content, for 4 days. 

That'll be the first time she drive without a trainer/car dealer supervising her.  And I'll be sitting there :o

I have a friend there...tell her I said "Hi."

DisturbedPervert

#43
March 24, 2009, 01:02:11 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on March 23, 2009, 07:42:16 PM
Anyway, I am going to ship her to Okinawa next week.  The good Japanese don't have shitty requirements that people must have two year's of driving experience before renting a car.  I think that's the nearest place where they'll let her rent, so that's where we are going.  She can then drive to her heart's content, for 4 days. 

That'll be the first time she drive without a trainer/car dealer supervising her.  And I'll be sitting there :o

lol flying to a foreign country so that you can rent a car for a few days. 

Monoriu

#44
March 24, 2009, 11:00:41 AM

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lol flying to a foreign country so that you can rent a car for a few days.

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