Blasphemous cat predicts deaths in New England

[Martinus]

Did they try to breed this cat?  If one cat can take care of 50 elderly, then imagine what a whole family of such cats can do for our Medicare costs.

OMG, it's the centerpiece of the Democratic healthcare initiative! Forget "death panels", it's "death kitties"!

Correction. "Death land fish".

[Malthus]

Did they try to breed this cat?  If one cat can take care of 50 elderly, then imagine what a whole family of such cats can do for our Medicare costs.

OMG, it's the centerpiece of the Democratic healthcare initiative! Forget "death panels", it's "death kitties"!

Correction. "Death land fish".

I almost said "death pussies" to rhyme with "death panels" ... but realized that could be taken the wrong way.   

[grumbler]

I almost said "death pussies" to rhyme with "death panels" ... but realized that could be taken the wrong way.   

  Damage to rep done, anyway.