Goodwill Painting Bought for $9.99 Auctioned for $27K

Started by garbon, September 24, 2012, 10:25:25 AM

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Valmy

It might make it aesthetically appealing or interesting and either quality would disqualify it as art.
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garbon

Quote from: Barrister on September 24, 2012, 12:19:31 PM
You can't honestly tell me that a giant cat head wouldn't improve that painting.

Yes I can. Mondrian-like paintings suffer when combined with cat lady art.
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garbon

Quote from: Valmy on September 24, 2012, 12:26:40 PM
It might make it aesthetically appealing or interesting and either quality would disqualify it as art.

:angry:
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Malthus

Clearly you don't want a cat lady painting a big cat head. That would be folk art, which everyone knows is crap, never gets hung in a proper gallery, and isn't worth the price of the canvas.

You want a real cat head squished onto that painting and left to rot. That would be modern art. Would probably win an art award.  :D
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Valmy

Quote from: garbon on September 24, 2012, 01:02:36 PM
Quote from: Valmy on September 24, 2012, 12:26:40 PM
It might make it aesthetically appealing or interesting and either quality would disqualify it as art.

:angry:

What?  I thought art was supposed to reject these restraining social constructs and reach out to...whatever it is artists are reaching out to.
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garbon

Quote from: Valmy on September 24, 2012, 01:10:13 PM
What?  I thought art was supposed to reject these restraining social constructs and reach out to...whatever it is artists are reaching out to.

I think works like these can be aesthetically appealing and/or interesting...whereas cat portraiture is rarely either.
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The Brain

Some posters seem to be stuck in the "man paints = art, woman paints = kitsch" era.
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garbon

Quote from: The Brain on September 24, 2012, 01:15:37 PM
Some posters seem to be stuck in the "man paints = art, woman paints = kitsch" era.

Nope because swap out and have her husband as the cat artist and I'd say the same thing.

Besides, kitsch and art can happily exist in an artwork. :)
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garbon

"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.