Iran War?

[Valmy]

I find it kind of crazy that our country has degenerated to the point that Israel can ethnically cleanse hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians from their property and the most the United States government will do is meekly suggest they not be too evil to the Christians.

Human rights? Property rights? Not real things, just privileges this evil empire I live in will give you if it likes you.

One of the largest ethnic cleansing campaigns in history. "Shrug" goes the USA.

[Legbiter]

Israel is off the chain, the strong do what they can and the weak suffer what they must. For the moment at least.

[The Minsky Moment]

Witkoff and Kushner are talking to Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf, the speaker of the Iranian parliament. I somehow doubt that he has control over the Republican Guard. We will see.

The smartest thing to do would be to demand sanction relief but offer to put Jared Kushner or someone Trump trusted onto the board of the new Hormuz toll booth (you get 10%). 

The problem with negotiating with a pliable insider in such a large country and given the Shia underpinnings of the state is he would face an immediate Brutus problem. As in liable to get killed by outraged members of the regime (no nuclear or ballistic program, no pet militias in the ME, etc).

Guys you have to stop taking the Trump Reality Show plots seriously.

In terms of substantive reality, these negotiations are somewhere between the 2020 DNC-Chavez Stolen Election Plot and Trump's claims to have prevented wars in fictitious countries.

[Jacob]

Once the 11th and 31st MEU arrive in theatre, what sort of forces does the US have for a boots on the ground scenario? My preliminary search indicates it's about 50 000 troops, but I'm unclear on what kind of roles they're suited for and what kind of hardware they have.

I'm no expert, but that number seems insufficient for anything other than planting your boots firmly in the quagmire. IIRC Gulf War I saw about 500 000 American troops deployed at first.

Which leads me to my second question - how long would it take for the US to marshal that sort of forces? And what sort of signs should we look for that would indicate that the US is committing to an actual invasion? I'd expect we'd see stop-loss orders being issued, but anything else? I'd imagine we'd see significant force repositioning, for example? Though I'd expect they'd have to be marshaled outside the GCC bases as those are withing range of Iranian attacks.
 
(as an aside, I was just once more reminded how asinine AI is. I was googling the MEU a few times, and got "they're expected to arrive in late May" as well as "they'll arrive within the week")

[The Brain]

Planning isn't a thing in the US, so who the fuck knows?

[Syt]

It really feels like the meme.

1. Bomb Iran.
2. ???
3. Profit!

[Zoupa]

Once the 11th and 31st MEU arrive in theatre, what sort of forces does the US have for a boots on the ground scenario? My preliminary search indicates it's about 50 000 troops, but I'm unclear on what kind of roles they're suited for and what kind of hardware they have.

I'm no expert, but that number seems insufficient for anything other than planting your boots firmly in the quagmire. IIRC Gulf War I saw about 500 000 American troops deployed at first.

Which leads me to my second question - how long would it take for the US to marshal that sort of forces? And what sort of signs should we look for that would indicate that the US is committing to an actual invasion? I'd expect we'd see stop-loss orders being issued, but anything else? I'd imagine we'd see significant force repositioning, for example? Though I'd expect they'd have to be marshaled outside the GCC bases as those are withing range of Iranian attacks.
 
(as an aside, I was just once more reminded how asinine AI is. I was googling the MEU a few times, and got "they're expected to arrive in late May" as well as "they'll arrive within the week")

You'd be looking at 8 months to a year to move enough forces to the area. I'm not sure how you would even get them in country. It would have to be the biggest amphibious operation since D-Day.

I don't think it's a real possibility. The costs would be astronomical.