derspiess's Attention-Whoring Thread

[derspiess]

Cincinnaticusses are less fat than I would have thought, judging by that pic.

Ah, well then check out a Reds game sometime if you want to see how fat the yokels can be.

It's a pretty interesting study in demographics, actually.  Bengals ticket prices keep the more obesity-prone lower classes out.  Don't see many fans under 25 or over 50.  Cute girls in their late 20s definitely seem to be over-reprisented.

Reds ticket prices go as low as $7, so you get all types.  Lots of fat people, lots of old folks & lots of kids.

[Jaron]

Why did you disable comments?

[Slargos]

Kid almost looks white.

[PDH]

Spice, I will argue with you about some things, but you have a cute kid.  Get him together with Malthus's son and together they can rule the world.

[Syt]

Great pictures.

Except for the hideous Bengals colours. The only teams with worse colors are the Buccaneers and Browns.

[Barrister]

Great pictures.

Except for the hideous Bengals colours. The only teams with worse colors are the Buccaneers and Browns.

Since ditching the orange colour the Bucs have quite attractive colours and unis.   

[Syt]

Since ditching the orange colour the Bucs have quite attractive colours and unis.   

[katmai]

Pewter, red & black.

[derspiess]

Kid almost looks white.

It's the little bit of Irish in him that keeps him from being 100%

[derspiess]

Great pictures.

Except for the hideous Bengals colours. The only teams with worse colors are the Buccaneers and Browns.

Right, and Steelers colors are: pretty? 

[Ed Anger]

You need a video of him stomping on a terrible towel. With comments open on the Youtube.

[Syt]

Great pictures.

Except for the hideous Bengals colours. The only teams with worse colors are the Buccaneers and Browns.

Right, and Steelers colors are: pretty? 

Black and gold and white. Timeless classic. In all sports.

[Ed Anger]

Sweetass does have a point on those 70's Pirates unis.

[derspiess]

You need a video of him stomping on a terrible towel. With comments open on the Youtube.

I can do that.

Earlier in the season, we had breakfast Sunday morning at First Watch.  A family at the table next to us had a kid his age or slightly younger, and the kid was wearing a Steelers jersey.  With *zero* prompting from me, he looks over at the kid & yells "Hey, BABY.  Hey, BABY.  GO BENGALTH!!!"

What was likely going on in his mind was that he just saw a football jersey & that triggered something about the Bengals in his mind, and he sounded aggressive even though that's just his style sometimes.

But on the surface, it looked like he was trash-talking a hated division rival, and I'll take it

[Syt]

Sweetass does have a point on those 70's Pirates unis.

I like football very much, but Baseball remains my favorite. I blame watching the Bad News Bears tv show a lot as a kid. That, and the fact the 3 of the 7 or so American kids we hung out with were Ricans who preferred Soccer and Baseball over Football when we played.