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Europa Universalis V confirmed

Started by Syt, February 28, 2024, 12:27:05 PM

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crazy canuck

Quote from: Josephus on October 04, 2025, 10:19:42 AM
Quote from: Valmy on October 03, 2025, 11:21:02 AM
Quote from: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on October 03, 2025, 10:54:13 AMThey clearly chose 1337 to demonstrate the dev team is entirely composed of l33t hax0rz.  :ph34r:

 :lmfao:

Only 2000s kids will get this -_-
Yes. Explain to us old folk

 :D
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crazy canuck

I have to admit, I have never finished an EU game
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In several surveys, the overwhelming first choice for what makes Canada unique is multiculturalism. This, in a world collapsing into stupid, impoverishing hatreds, is the distinctly Canadian national project.

Baron von Schtinkenbutt

Other than maybe one Stellaris game I don't think I have ever finished a Paradox grand strategy game.  I typically get bored after I either hit a local maxima where I can't do anything other than maintain my position and make numbers go up, or I get so powerful that nobody can stop me and growing just becomes a tedious chore.

Valmy

Quote from: crazy canuck on Today at 09:35:49 AMI have to admit, I have never finished an EU game

I used to all the time in EU1 and EU2 but now it is just ridiculous how long it takes to get through a few years. That was my biggest complaint about EU3, the game goes too damn slow. I have thousands of hours of CK2 and I only played to the end date once...when I started in 1337.

And I was not alone either. AARs regularly ran to the end of the game back in the EU1 and EU2 era.
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Sophie Scholl

I don't think I have since EU2 either. Weird. I usually find the end game just... less interesting. Usually everything is blobbed up, ahistorical, and only kept vaguely in check by me playing time cop and keeping things even in that marginally viable level by taking out the worst blobbers.
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HVC

I usually play with a goal in mind and once I reach that goal* I lose interest and start again.


*or mess up so badly my goal in unattainable :P
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
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crazy canuck

Quote from: Valmy on Today at 11:00:43 AM
Quote from: crazy canuck on Today at 09:35:49 AMI have to admit, I have never finished an EU game

I used to all the time in EU1 and EU2 but now it is just ridiculous how long it takes to get through a few years. That was my biggest complaint about EU3, the game goes too damn slow. I have thousands of hours of CK2 and I only played to the end date once...when I started in 1337.

And I was not alone either. AARs regularly ran to the end of the game back in the EU1 and EU2 era.

I can't remember the EU I games I played  :Embarrass: The main thing I remember is how happy I was that a game like that had been created.
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In several surveys, the overwhelming first choice for what makes Canada unique is multiculturalism. This, in a world collapsing into stupid, impoverishing hatreds, is the distinctly Canadian national project.

garbon

Quote from: Sophie Scholl on Today at 12:15:40 PMI don't think I have since EU2 either. Weird. I usually find the end game just... less interesting. Usually everything is blobbed up, ahistorical, and only kept vaguely in check by me playing time cop and keeping things even in that marginally viable level by taking out the worst blobbers.

Yeah. It is funny because they are always like we don't invest a lot in the end game as no one ever plays it and on the other hand, no one generally plays that as they've never succeeded in preventing endless blobbing.
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Norgy

I've finished a couple of grand campaigns in EUIV. I did it more often in EUII. I may have had more time on my hands, or just been more patient.


Norgy

Absolutely no-one has fond memories of neither HoI3 or EUIII, I think.  :lol:

Tamas


Josquius

I'm sure I remember eu3 well. Though stands out less than 2 of course

Hoi though I've not been able to enjoy any since 2
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