Elon Musk: Always A Douche

[Eddie Teach]

I don't understand how there is nothing for him to do until the kids are older. Is this some kind of weird old timey thing where the kids emerge from the nursery to go straight to boarding school or something?

I think it's a rich people thing where the kids are raised by the help.

[garbon]

I don't understand how there is nothing for him to do until the kids are older. Is this some kind of weird old timey thing where the kids emerge from the nursery to go straight to boarding school or something?

I think it's a rich people thing where the kids are raised by the help.

I think it is a douche thing where a person clearly loves to spread his seed far and wide but is uninterested in his offspring.

[Jacob]

I think it is a douche thing where a person clearly loves to spread his seed far and wide but is uninterested in his offspring.

Yeah, I think it's the kind of thing where he thinks a kid's role is to build up the father's ego in various ways. Babies are notorious for not being interested in catering to the egos of anyone, no matter how much money or how many twitter followers they have, so he's going to wait until they can properly appreciate what a great man he is.

[Eddie Teach]

I don't understand how there is nothing for him to do until the kids are older. Is this some kind of weird old timey thing where the kids emerge from the nursery to go straight to boarding school or something?

I think it's a rich people thing where the kids are raised by the help.

I think it is a douche thing where a person clearly loves to spread his seed far and wide but is uninterested in his offspring.

Not mutually exclusive.

[The Larch]

Another possibility is that he thinks that changing nappies and enduring tantrums are beneath him.

[garbon]

I don't understand how there is nothing for him to do until the kids are older. Is this some kind of weird old timey thing where the kids emerge from the nursery to go straight to boarding school or something?

I think it's a rich people thing where the kids are raised by the help.

I think it is a douche thing where a person clearly loves to spread his seed far and wide but is uninterested in his offspring.

Not mutually exclusive.

Sure but yours alone seemed... charitable.

[Tamas]

Yeah there are a few explanations, all point to Musk being a major douche.

[viper37]

I don't understand how there is nothing for him to do until the kids are older. Is this some kind of weird old timey thing where the kids emerge from the nursery to go straight to boarding school or something?

Sadly, I have met a few fathers like him.  They start taking care of their kids when they near their preteen/teenage years.  By then, it's often too late.

[HVC]

Someone should write a song about fatherly neglect. Could be a hit.

[Grey Fox]

I don't understand how there is nothing for him to do until the kids are older. Is this some kind of weird old timey thing where the kids emerge from the nursery to go straight to boarding school or something?

That's kind of his views on things, yes.

Is the new lady Canadian? Grimes & miss Wilson both are. He has a thing for our women.

[crazy canuck]

I don't understand how there is nothing for him to do until the kids are older. Is this some kind of weird old timey thing where the kids emerge from the nursery to go straight to boarding school or something?

That's kind of his views on things, yes.

Is the new lady Canadian? Grimes & miss Wilson both are. He has a thing for our women.

He is just another insecure old guy who needs to be with younger women.

[The Larch]

Elon Musk Twitter takeover deal in 'serious jeopardy'

Washington Post says Musk team has stopped certain funding discussions as Tesla CEO questions spam account figures

[Sheilbh]

Was this just a bit that got wildly out of hand?

[The Larch]

There seem to be contradictory reports.

Elon Musk withdraws $44bn bid to buy Twitter after weeks of high drama

World's richest man had reached a deal to purchase shares of the social media app for $54.20 apiece on 25 April

[alfred russel]

It seems nuts to buy a company at that valuation considering what has happened since. The breakup fee is just $1 billion without cause. If they would accept $30 billion in the current market (current market cap is $28 billion and that is probably inflated by Elon Musk buyout hopes), it would be lighting money on fire to pay $44 billion.