Facebook Follies of Friends and Families

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Admiral Yi

#13290
June 10, 2022, 01:51:01 AM
But it makes it harder to run their pedophile sex ring, so it cuts both ways.

Josquius

#13291
June 10, 2022, 02:25:16 AM
Has nobody told these people about things called legs?
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HisMajestyBOB

#13292
June 10, 2022, 08:13:03 AM
Quote from: Josquius on June 10, 2022, 02:25:16 AMHas nobody told these people about things called legs?

Ebikes are cheaper and better than ever. I got an Lectric XP that I use for commuting.
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Darth Wagtaros

#13293
June 10, 2022, 08:17:09 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 10, 2022, 01:51:01 AMBut it makes it harder to run their pedophile sex ring, so it cuts both ways.
Don't forget the lizard people using the child's bodies after to harvest endochrine fluid or whatever it was.  My friend's sister firmly believes Tom Hanks drinks the blood of babies.
PDH!

HisMajestyBOB

#13294
June 10, 2022, 09:04:03 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on June 10, 2022, 08:17:09 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 10, 2022, 01:51:01 AMBut it makes it harder to run their pedophile sex ring, so it cuts both ways.
Don't forget the lizard people using the child's bodies after to harvest endochrine fluid or whatever it was.  My friend's sister firmly believes Tom Hanks drinks the blood of babies.


That's just ridiculous. It's obvious that it's Tom Cruise who drinks the blood of babies. That's why he doesn't age.
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Syt

#13295
June 11, 2022, 03:01:03 PM
We are born dying, but we are compelled to fancy our chances.
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Darth Wagtaros

#13296
June 11, 2022, 07:03:51 PM
Quote from: HisMajestyBOB on June 10, 2022, 09:04:03 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on June 10, 2022, 08:17:09 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 10, 2022, 01:51:01 AMBut it makes it harder to run their pedophile sex ring, so it cuts both ways.
Don't forget the lizard people using the child's bodies after to harvest endochrine fluid or whatever it was.  My friend's sister firmly believes Tom Hanks drinks the blood of babies.



That's just ridiculous. It's obvious that it's Tom Cruise who drinks the blood of babies. That's why he doesn't age.
He makes Top Gun and so is a patriot.
PDH!

Syt

#13297
June 14, 2022, 02:36:38 PM
We are born dying, but we are compelled to fancy our chances.
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Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

The Minsky Moment

#13298
June 14, 2022, 02:44:00 PM
Yes we all remember when a pandemic tanked the entire global economy, sending oil prices below zero in April. Thats a surefire way to get gas prices down, but not one I would care to repeat.
We have, accordingly, always had plenty of excellent lawyers, though we often had to do without even tolerable administrators, and seen destined to endure the inconvenience of hereafter doing without any constructive statesmen at all.
--Woodrow Wilson

Admiral Yi

#13299
June 14, 2022, 02:49:50 PM
As long as Uncle Joe doesn't raise the price of tater logs I'll be OK.

Razgovory

#13300
June 14, 2022, 10:36:36 PM
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

viper37

#13301
June 16, 2022, 07:24:25 PM
I don't do meditation.  I drink alcohol to relax, like normal people.

If Microsoft Excel decided to stop working overnight, the world would practically end.

Eddie Teach

#13302
June 17, 2022, 07:17:16 AM
Very unwise decision by the French king.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Berkut

#13303
June 17, 2022, 07:52:25 AM
Quote from: Eddie Teach on June 17, 2022, 07:17:16 AMVery unwise decision by the French king.
How so?
"If you think this has a happy ending, then you haven't been paying attention."

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Darth Wagtaros

#13304
June 17, 2022, 08:05:50 AM
Quote from: Berkut on June 17, 2022, 07:52:25 AM
Quote from: Eddie Teach on June 17, 2022, 07:17:16 AMVery unwise decision by the French king.
How so?
I don't think it paid off like they'd hoped, except for a temporary weakening and humiliation for Britain.  Cost a ton of moneys.
PDH!
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