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Syt

#9135
April 26, 2020, 11:46:52 AM
QuoteMelinda England McCloud
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If you believe the President said to inject bleach, you most likely already chewed a Tide Pod.
We are born dying, but we are compelled to fancy our chances.
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Eddie Teach

#9136
April 26, 2020, 12:03:35 PM
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Syt

#9137
April 26, 2020, 12:04:51 PM
A mildly funny wordplay.
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Valmy

#9138
April 26, 2020, 12:27:54 PM
Quote from: Syt on April 26, 2020, 11:46:52 AM
QuoteMelinda England McCloud
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If you believe the President said to inject bleach, you most likely already chewed a Tide Pod.

We can only go by what words he said. Maybe we need some Trump priests to interpret what he is saying standing by like the Oracle of Delphi.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Berkut

#9139
April 26, 2020, 12:29:15 PM
Finally, a President who says what he means and means what he says!

Errrh, well, not in THAT case, that's not what he meant at all!
"If you think this has a happy ending, then you haven't been paying attention."

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The Minsky Moment

#9140
April 26, 2020, 12:54:30 PM
You can't take him literally, you have to take him seriou . . . er, , SARCASTICALLY!  that's it, you have to take him sarcastically.
We have, accordingly, always had plenty of excellent lawyers, though we often had to do without even tolerable administrators, and seen destined to endure the inconvenience of hereafter doing without any constructive statesmen at all.
--Woodrow Wilson

Razgovory

#9141
April 26, 2020, 02:03:28 PM
You know, just once I'd like to hear him say " I was wrong I'll try to do better in the future".  Or something along those lines.   Hell, he could even blame it partly on stress or something.  "That was a dumb thing to say, I've been working really hard and my head can get a little muddled" That would indicate that he's at least a normal person and not a sociopath.  It's okay to say stupid things once in a while.  It's okay to be wrong.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Duque de Bragança

#9142
April 26, 2020, 04:18:25 PM
Quote from: Syt on April 26, 2020, 12:04:51 PM
A mildly funny wordplay.

More than mildly, since it matches a very close French wordplay raie publique (raie being a synecdoche of bottom/arse) and république – en marche –, as in Macron's party.  :P
Difference between /ɛ/ and /e/ being lost in Southern French now.

Syt

#9143
April 27, 2020, 12:51:07 AM


QuoteCharley Burke
Republican Dogs for Trump
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We stand in line at Target, Walmart, Lowe's etc. We can stand in line in November. Say NO to mail in voting. Make this go viral
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Valmy

#9144
April 27, 2020, 12:52:43 AM
Um the President said it, not the news. Is the President also fake news? What is the real news? Idiotic internet memes?

I don't get the angst over mail in ballots. Don't we already do that?
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Syt

#9145
April 27, 2020, 12:57:50 AM
Quote from: Valmy on April 27, 2020, 12:52:43 AM
Um the President said it, not the news. Is the President also fake news? What is the real news? Idiotic internet memes?

What could be more valuable for this president than nobody believing anything he or the media says? Leaves him free to do whatever.
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Malthus

#9146
April 27, 2020, 10:15:15 AM
Quote from: Valmy on April 27, 2020, 12:52:43 AM
Um the President said it, not the news. Is the President also fake news? What is the real news? Idiotic internet memes?

I don't get the angst over mail in ballots. Don't we already do that?

Well, to be fair, the President said to inject it, not to drink it.

Which is obviously so much more sensible ...  :D
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Malthus

#9147
April 27, 2020, 10:16:50 AM
Quote from: Syt on April 27, 2020, 12:51:07 AM


QuoteCharley Burke
Republican Dogs for Trump
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We stand in line at Target, Walmart, Lowe's etc. We can stand in line in November. Say NO to mail in voting. Make this go viral

"Make this go viral" is a very apt turn of phrase for this particular idiocy.  :D
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Razgovory

#9148
April 27, 2020, 10:18:45 PM
Quote from: Syt on April 25, 2020, 02:39:18 PM



He's already told us what we can do for him.  Risk your life for the economy.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Syt

#9149
April 28, 2020, 02:29:47 PM
If you don't want to think hard about politics:

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