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Valmy

#5745
September 19, 2018, 07:43:31 AM
Quote from: Syt on September 19, 2018, 02:28:13 AM


I feel so privileged to have no idea who this checkmarked guy is.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

garbon

#5746
September 19, 2018, 07:50:40 AM
Apparently who used to work at Infowars.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Eddie Teach

#5747
September 19, 2018, 08:05:16 AM
I feel even more privileged not to know what the checkmark means.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Syt

#5748
September 21, 2018, 08:28:12 AM
We are born dying, but we are compelled to fancy our chances.
- hbomberguy

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

garbon

#5749
September 21, 2018, 08:42:21 AM
I have, it didn't help. :(
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

The Brain

#5750
September 21, 2018, 08:43:46 AM
Quote from: garbon on September 21, 2018, 08:42:21 AM
I have, it didn't help. :(

Have you ever dated a cop?
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Eddie Teach

#5751
September 21, 2018, 08:44:33 AM
Quote from: garbon on September 21, 2018, 08:42:21 AM
I have, it didn't help. :(

You broke God's Law.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

garbon

#5752
September 21, 2018, 08:52:45 AM
Quote from: The Brain on September 21, 2018, 08:43:46 AM
Quote from: garbon on September 21, 2018, 08:42:21 AM
I have, it didn't help. :(

Have you ever dated a cop?

No, I have not. Closest is this guy I've been seeing who is HR for cops.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

garbon

#5753
September 21, 2018, 08:53:19 AM
Quote from: Eddie Teach on September 21, 2018, 08:44:33 AM
Quote from: garbon on September 21, 2018, 08:42:21 AM
I have, it didn't help. :(

You broke God's Law.

What does that have to do with DWB?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Syt

#5754
September 21, 2018, 08:55:49 AM
My family in US is generally under the impression that if a cop treats you badly or shoots you, it's your fault. Cops can't do no wrong.
We are born dying, but we are compelled to fancy our chances.
- hbomberguy

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Valmy

#5755
September 21, 2018, 09:23:58 AM
Quote from: Syt on September 21, 2018, 08:28:12 AM


Um the police do not determine if you are guilty of a crime. The legal system, how does it work?
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Eddie Teach

#5756
September 21, 2018, 09:48:29 AM
Quote from: garbon on September 21, 2018, 08:53:19 AM
Quote from: Eddie Teach on September 21, 2018, 08:44:33 AM
Quote from: garbon on September 21, 2018, 08:42:21 AM
I have, it didn't help. :(

You broke God's Law.

What does that have to do with DWB?

Driving while black? /proud of myself  :showoff:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

garbon

#5757
September 21, 2018, 10:09:00 AM
Yes
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Tamas

#5758
September 21, 2018, 10:27:21 AM
Quote from: garbon on September 21, 2018, 10:09:00 AM
Yes

Well next time be wiser about what skin colour you come to this world with! #notpolicefault
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