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Started by Syt, December 06, 2015, 01:55:02 PM

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garbon

#5610
August 28, 2018, 04:55:00 PM
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

mongers

#5611
August 28, 2018, 05:59:56 PM
This thread saves me from ever having to look at mass social media. :wub:
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

derspiess

#5613
August 29, 2018, 03:21:48 PM
Damn, that's genius.  He should have.  :(
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Valmy

#5614
August 29, 2018, 03:23:11 PM
Quote from: derspiess on August 29, 2018, 03:21:48 PM
Damn, that's genius.  He should have.  :(

That would have been such an amazing plot twist.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

derspiess

#5615
August 29, 2018, 03:31:37 PM
APPOINT HER!

THEN LOCK HER UP!
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Malthus

#5617
August 29, 2018, 04:38:21 PM
Quote from: Valmy on August 29, 2018, 03:23:11 PM
Quote from: derspiess on August 29, 2018, 03:21:48 PM
Damn, that's genius.  He should have.  :(

That would have been such an amazing plot twist.

Best not to suggest it - Trump may misunderstand the meaning of "his cabinet".  ;)
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Syt

#5618
August 31, 2018, 01:50:04 AM
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

The Larch

#5619
August 31, 2018, 03:18:13 AM Last Edit: August 31, 2018, 09:36:30 AM by The Larch
Fascistilicious!

Valmy

#5620
August 31, 2018, 08:18:42 AM
Meh. I am no busybody. If you are not actively hurting somebody else I am unlikely to dial 9-1-1 on you.

Anyway how am I supposed to know if somebody is here illegally?
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Tamas

#5621
August 31, 2018, 08:50:16 AM
Quote from: Valmy on August 31, 2018, 08:18:42 AM
Meh. I am no busybody. If you are not actively hurting somebody else I am unlikely to dial 9-1-1 on you.

Anyway how am I supposed to know if somebody is here illegally?

Nowadays estate agents in the UK are required to ask for documentation doing that check for the government. I do wonder if they bother when looking to rent out to somebody named John Smith though.

Syt

#5622
August 31, 2018, 12:32:52 PM
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Valmy

#5623
August 31, 2018, 12:37:15 PM
Hey you guys control the Presidency and the Congress, and have for the majority of the past 18 years. Yet there have been no serious welfare reforms in that time.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

dps

#5624
August 31, 2018, 12:51:21 PM
Quote from: Syt on August 31, 2018, 01:50:04 AM


Guess we should be reporting corrupt real estate deals, too, then.  Though not to ICE.
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