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Title: Wisconsin boy gets handwritten response from Biden
Post by: garbon on May 14, 2013, 12:49:26 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/wisconsin-boy-gets-handwritten-response-biden-112526979.html

QuoteIt might not be unusual for schoolchildren to write to the president or vice president. But one Wisconsin boy got an unexpectedly personal response.

The 7-year-old, second-grade student at Downtown Montessori Academy wrote a letter to Vice President Joe Biden and other officials a few months ago with a simple idea for making the world safer.

His teacher Jenny Aicher says his letter suggested that if guns shot chocolate bullets, no one would get hurt.

The student — and the rest of the school — got a surprise Monday when Biden's handwritten response arrived in the mail.

In the note, the vice president says he agrees that chocolate bullets would make the country safer and happier. The note concludes: "People love chocolate. You are a good boy, Joe Biden."

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Title: Re: Wisconsin boy gets handwritten response from Biden
Post by: Valmy on May 14, 2013, 12:50:54 PM
Can we make a gun that fires chocolate bullets in that 3D printer thing?
Title: Re: Wisconsin boy gets handwritten response from Biden
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 14, 2013, 12:52:49 PM
Red nail polish and heels?  Weird kid.
Title: Re: Wisconsin boy gets handwritten response from Biden
Post by: garbon on May 14, 2013, 12:55:09 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 14, 2013, 12:52:49 PM
Red nail polish and heels?  Weird kid.

:D
Title: Re: Wisconsin boy gets handwritten response from Biden
Post by: fhdz on May 14, 2013, 12:55:46 PM
What, no crayon?

I KEED, I KEED. Love to Joe.
Title: Re: Wisconsin boy gets handwritten response from Biden
Post by: merithyn on May 14, 2013, 12:55:51 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 14, 2013, 12:52:49 PM
Red nail polish and heels?  Weird kid.

Transgender bigot! :mad:

Joe Biden :wub:
Title: Re: Wisconsin boy gets handwritten response from Biden
Post by: fhdz on May 14, 2013, 12:59:08 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 14, 2013, 12:52:49 PM
Red nail polish and heels?  Weird kid.

Loves chocolate...EVIDENCE IS IRREFUTABLE, YOUR HONOR
Title: Re: Wisconsin boy gets handwritten response from Biden
Post by: Caliga on May 14, 2013, 01:01:01 PM
It'd be kind of hard to kill anyone if all bullets were made out of chocolate.  Stupid hippie kid. :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Wisconsin boy gets handwritten response from Biden
Post by: 11B4V on May 14, 2013, 01:02:23 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 14, 2013, 12:52:49 PM
Red nail polish and heels?  Weird kid.

That's the cop coming out.
Title: Re: Wisconsin boy gets handwritten response from Biden
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 14, 2013, 01:03:17 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on May 14, 2013, 01:02:23 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 14, 2013, 12:52:49 PM
Red nail polish and heels?  Weird kid.

That's the cop coming out.

Sometimes I just wanted to feel pretty.
Title: Re: Wisconsin boy gets handwritten response from Biden
Post by: 11B4V on May 14, 2013, 01:03:35 PM
Quote from: Valmy on May 14, 2013, 12:50:54 PM
Can we make a gun that fires chocolate bullets in that 3D printer thing?

Soft or hard?
Title: Re: Wisconsin boy gets handwritten response from Biden
Post by: MadImmortalMan on May 14, 2013, 01:59:00 PM
This happens. People do actually respond to their mail from time to time. I got a handwritten letter from Governor (Mario)Cuomo when I was a kid. I didn't call a press conference about it.
Title: Re: Wisconsin boy gets handwritten response from Biden
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 14, 2013, 02:05:11 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on May 14, 2013, 01:59:00 PM
This happens. People do actually respond to their mail from time to time. I got a handwritten letter from Governor (Mario)Cuomo when I was a kid. I didn't call a press conference about it.

Mario :wub:
Title: Re: Wisconsin boy gets handwritten response from Biden
Post by: lustindarkness on May 14, 2013, 03:14:44 PM
The problem is the criminals will continue to use real bullets, while cops would be issued chocolate ones.
Also, when Homeland Security ordered their 5 billion bullets it would create a chocolate shortage and prices would go up, My Wife would not be happy.
Title: Re: Wisconsin boy gets handwritten response from Biden
Post by: derspiess on May 14, 2013, 03:25:44 PM
Quote from: merithyn on May 14, 2013, 12:55:51 PM
Joe Biden :wub:

Nah, he's still a terrible human being.
Title: Re: Wisconsin boy gets handwritten response from Biden
Post by: merithyn on May 14, 2013, 03:27:03 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on May 14, 2013, 03:14:44 PM
The problem is the criminals will continue to use real bullets, while cops would be issued chocolate ones.
Also, when Homeland Security ordered their 5 billion bullets it would create a chocolate shortage and prices would go up, My Wife would not be happy.

:blink: :ultra:

No! :glare:
Title: Re: Wisconsin boy gets handwritten response from Biden
Post by: frunk on May 14, 2013, 03:30:51 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on May 14, 2013, 03:14:44 PM
The problem is the criminals will continue to use real bullets, while cops would be issued chocolate ones.
Also, when Homeland Security ordered their 5 billion bullets it would create a chocolate shortage and prices would go up, My Wife would not be happy.

People would commit crimes so they could eat delicious chocolate death.
Title: Re: Wisconsin boy gets handwritten response from Biden
Post by: lustindarkness on May 14, 2013, 03:39:53 PM
Quote from: frunk on May 14, 2013, 03:30:51 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on May 14, 2013, 03:14:44 PM
The problem is the criminals will continue to use real bullets, while cops would be issued chocolate ones.
Also, when Homeland Security ordered their 5 billion bullets it would create a chocolate shortage and prices would go up, My Wife would not be happy.

People would commit crimes so they could eat delicious chocolate death.

Yes we would! How would we know which cops got issued the dark/milk/white/etc... ?  :unsure:
Title: Re: Wisconsin boy gets handwritten response from Biden
Post by: garbon on May 14, 2013, 03:40:30 PM
Quote from: frunk on May 14, 2013, 03:30:51 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on May 14, 2013, 03:14:44 PM
The problem is the criminals will continue to use real bullets, while cops would be issued chocolate ones.
Also, when Homeland Security ordered their 5 billion bullets it would create a chocolate shortage and prices would go up, My Wife would not be happy.

People would commit crimes so they could eat delicious chocolate death.

:yes:
Title: Re: Wisconsin boy gets handwritten response from Biden
Post by: frunk on May 14, 2013, 03:45:23 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on May 14, 2013, 03:39:53 PM
Yes we would! How would we know which cops got issued the dark/milk/white/etc... ?  :unsure:

Hopefully the police would be clearly labeled.  Officer Dark, Officer Milk, Officer White, Officer Caramel.
Title: Re: Wisconsin boy gets handwritten response from Biden
Post by: lustindarkness on May 14, 2013, 03:56:21 PM
Quote from: frunk on May 14, 2013, 03:45:23 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on May 14, 2013, 03:39:53 PM
Yes we would! How would we know which cops got issued the dark/milk/white/etc... ?  :unsure:

Hopefully the police would be clearly labeled.  Officer Dark, Officer Milk, Officer White, Officer Caramel.

That's racist. :(
Title: Re: Wisconsin boy gets handwritten response from Biden
Post by: Habbaku on May 14, 2013, 04:06:55 PM
Officer White is an imposter.
Title: Re: Wisconsin boy gets handwritten response from Biden
Post by: 11B4V on May 14, 2013, 04:28:52 PM
Quote from: derspiess on May 14, 2013, 03:25:44 PM
Quote from: merithyn on May 14, 2013, 12:55:51 PM
Joe Biden :wub:

Nah, he's still a terrible human being.

He's the GW of the Obama administraion.