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Title: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: Queequeg on April 21, 2013, 09:22:05 AM
Inspired by my recent shaming, thought this might be an interesting topic.

I'd say Caucasians, Lebanese, French (and Quebecker), Czechs, Italians, Argentines, Scandanavians (-Finland) and maybe Australians.
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: Neil on April 21, 2013, 09:22:53 AM
I dunno.  Whites?
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: Neil on April 21, 2013, 09:24:01 AM
BTW:  You're a bigot for trying to stereotype races.  And I'm told that being a bigot is a bad thing, although I can never see why.
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: crazy canuck on April 21, 2013, 09:29:37 AM
I cant think of an ethnic group that doesnt produce some incredibly attractive women.
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: Martinus on April 21, 2013, 09:39:11 AM
Quote from: Queequeg on April 21, 2013, 09:22:05 AM
Lebanese
Only the lipstick ones.
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: HVC on April 21, 2013, 09:39:13 AM
Slavs til they hit 30.
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: Martinus on April 21, 2013, 09:40:07 AM
Quote from: HVC on April 21, 2013, 09:39:13 AM
Slavs til they hit 30.

Yeah. Slavs are among these ethnic groups that, once they hit 30, they enter this appearance phase where they can be anything from 30 to 50 and you can't really tell.
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: garbon on April 21, 2013, 09:46:50 AM
Quote from: Martinus on April 21, 2013, 09:40:07 AM
Quote from: HVC on April 21, 2013, 09:39:13 AM
Slavs til they hit 30.

Yeah. Slavs are among these ethnic groups that, once they hit 30, they enter this appearance phase where they can be anything from 30 to 50 and you can't really tell.

:console:
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 21, 2013, 10:03:15 AM
Quote from: Martinus on April 21, 2013, 09:39:11 AM
Quote from: Queequeg on April 21, 2013, 09:22:05 AM
Lebanese
Only the lipstick ones.

LOL
"I'm in Lebanese with you."
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: The Brain on April 21, 2013, 10:54:16 AM
With Queeq it's always a whiff of the 19th century.
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: Ed Anger on April 21, 2013, 10:59:24 AM
Anybody else get the feeling that Spellus beats it to old National Geographic magazines?
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: Josquius on April 21, 2013, 10:59:38 AM
Brazil.
Mongrels FTW.
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: HVC on April 21, 2013, 11:08:05 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 21, 2013, 10:59:24 AM
Anybody else get the feeling that Spellus beats it to old National Geographic magazines?
"oh ya baby, flap that lip plate"
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: Ed Anger on April 21, 2013, 11:09:12 AM
Quote from: HVC on April 21, 2013, 11:08:05 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 21, 2013, 10:59:24 AM
Anybody else get the feeling that Spellus beats it to old National Geographic magazines?
"oh ya baby, flap that lip plate"

OH YEAH, HER NOSE IS CUT OFF.
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: HVC on April 21, 2013, 11:11:49 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 21, 2013, 11:09:12 AM
Quote from: HVC on April 21, 2013, 11:08:05 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 21, 2013, 10:59:24 AM
Anybody else get the feeling that Spellus beats it to old National Geographic magazines?
"oh ya baby, flap that lip plate"

OH YEAH, HER NOSE IS CUT OFF.
her tits are deflated and pointing straight down! God that turns me on!



Poor spellus, todays not his day. it's making me laugh though, so i guess it's all right
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: Ed Anger on April 21, 2013, 11:13:45 AM
He walked into the punji sticks, nobody pushed him.
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: mongers on April 21, 2013, 12:08:36 PM
Quote from: Tyr on April 21, 2013, 10:59:38 AM
Brazil.
Mongers FTW.

It was a good film, but what does that have to do with you finding me attractive ?  :unsure:
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: dps on April 21, 2013, 12:27:31 PM
Quote from: Neil on April 21, 2013, 09:24:01 AM
BTW:  You're a bigot for trying to stereotype races.  And I'm told that being a bigot is a bad thing, although I can never see why.

Well, if it puts you in a group with Spellus...
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: Valmy on April 21, 2013, 01:44:29 PM
Cablanasians
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: 11B4V on April 21, 2013, 01:49:10 PM
Normally females that are half oriental + some other race FTW.

Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: Grinning_Colossus on April 21, 2013, 02:05:31 PM
He's right about (mountain) Caucasians. God damn, why are they so ectomorphic? And why do they marry so young?
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: PDH on April 21, 2013, 08:08:48 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on April 21, 2013, 01:49:10 PM
Normally females that are half oriental + some other race FTW.

I knew a half- Hawaiian, half Japanese girl when I was 21.  I would SO like to go back and kick that 21 year old me in the nuts for being so stupid and fucking that whole thing up.
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 21, 2013, 08:18:45 PM
Quote from: PDH on April 21, 2013, 08:08:48 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on April 21, 2013, 01:49:10 PM
Normally females that are half oriental + some other race FTW.

I knew a half- Hawaiian, half Japanese girl when I was 21.  I would SO like to go back and kick that 21 year old me in the nuts for being so stupid and fucking that whole thing up.

Make that two of us kicking you in the macadamias.
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: Ed Anger on April 21, 2013, 08:19:28 PM
Three of us. Then I'd steal Peedy's time machine.
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: PDH on April 21, 2013, 08:21:53 PM
There are only so many nuts to go around.

Still...sometimes all I can say is (imagine a Fahdiz voice here...)  FUCK
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 21, 2013, 08:22:52 PM
You ever notice how the ones we miss on and regret are the worse kind of "Man, I fucked that up, how stupid of me! :frusty: ", but the ones we actually hit and regret are kinda like, "Yeah, shouldn't have done that, meh :shrug:"?
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: PDH on April 21, 2013, 08:26:38 PM
I try not to remember, but my mind insists on replaying some of them...
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: Ed Anger on April 21, 2013, 08:30:17 PM
Also, I'd use the time machine to punch Spellus in the nuts every year. The ghost of Nut punching past.
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: PDH on April 21, 2013, 08:31:44 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 21, 2013, 08:30:17 PM
Also, I'd use the time machine to punch Spellus in the nuts every year. The ghost of Nut punching past.

See, that is a use of my time machine I can get behind.

As long as we also cock-punch Timmy each month too.
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 21, 2013, 08:35:00 PM
Yeah, mine was Michele, went to school with her.  Ballet dancer, worked as a sign language interpreter. Lithe brunette, beautiful blue eyes, simply a sweetheart.

Never pulled the trigger for years, and when the field was clear and I finally had the shot to take, I had those last-minute pangs about my girlfriend at the time, with whom my relationship was dying and I didn't even know it.

Ugh.  I'll kick myself in my own nuts now, thank you.

*cue the Chairman of the Board*
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: Ed Anger on April 21, 2013, 08:36:46 PM
Quote from: PDH on April 21, 2013, 08:31:44 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 21, 2013, 08:30:17 PM
Also, I'd use the time machine to punch Spellus in the nuts every year. The ghost of Nut punching past.

See, that is a use of my time machine I can get behind.

As long as we also cock-punch Timmy each month too.

We need towels and bars of soap. private tim needs a beatin'.
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: HVC on April 21, 2013, 08:39:59 PM
Look them up now. they'll be old and or fat and you'll feel better.
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 21, 2013, 08:40:21 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 21, 2013, 08:39:59 PM
Look them up now. they'll be old and or fat and you'll feel better.

I can't find her. :wub:
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: Ed Anger on April 21, 2013, 08:42:04 PM
I found a girl from high school a while back. She's a lesbian now.

Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: HVC on April 21, 2013, 08:45:20 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 21, 2013, 08:40:21 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 21, 2013, 08:39:59 PM
Look them up now. they'll be old and or fat and you'll feel better.

I can't find her. :wub:
that means she's really blown up. take comfort in that :D
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: katmai on April 21, 2013, 08:50:16 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 21, 2013, 08:42:04 PM
I found a girl from high school a while back. She's a lesbian now.

Figures Ed turns them gay.
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: Ed Anger on April 21, 2013, 08:51:52 PM
Quote from: katmai on April 21, 2013, 08:50:16 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 21, 2013, 08:42:04 PM
I found a girl from high school a while back. She's a lesbian now.

Figures Ed turns them gay.

Gay or preggers.
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: katmai on April 21, 2013, 08:54:28 PM
Gay and Preggers?
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: Ed Anger on April 21, 2013, 08:55:13 PM
Quote from: katmai on April 21, 2013, 08:54:28 PM
Gay and Preggers?

Gross.
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: Tonitrus on April 21, 2013, 09:33:27 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 21, 2013, 08:42:04 PM
I found a girl from high school a while back. She's a lesbian now.

I had found out a middle school crush had become a militant lesbian/feminist activist.  :P
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: derspiess on April 21, 2013, 09:40:36 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 21, 2013, 08:36:46 PM
Quote from: PDH on April 21, 2013, 08:31:44 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 21, 2013, 08:30:17 PM
Also, I'd use the time machine to punch Spellus in the nuts every year. The ghost of Nut punching past.

See, that is a use of my time machine I can get behind.

As long as we also cock-punch Timmy each month too.

We need towels and bars of soap. private tim needs a beatin'.

It's called a soap party  :secret:
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: mongers on April 21, 2013, 10:08:21 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 21, 2013, 08:22:52 PM
You ever notice how the ones we miss on and regret are the worse kind of "Man, I fucked that up, how stupid of me! :frusty: ", but the ones we actually hit and regret are kinda like, "Yeah, shouldn't have done that, meh :shrug:"?

Sure we all have regrets; territory, age and all.

But that's what the internet is for, to make damn sure one leaves no trace, so no one can look you up.  :cool:

I'll leave it up to her, to find me in a pub I no longer frequent.  :bowler:
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: Neil on April 21, 2013, 10:30:39 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 21, 2013, 08:42:04 PM
I found a girl from a high school a while back. She's a lesbian now my wife.
LULZ
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: Tamas on April 22, 2013, 02:11:02 AM
Quote from: Neil on April 21, 2013, 10:30:39 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 21, 2013, 08:42:04 PM
I found a girl from a high school a while back. She's a lesbian now my wife.
LULZ

:lol: just admit you envy him
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: Eddie Teach on April 22, 2013, 02:59:42 AM
Ed's wife doesn't stand to inherit millions.
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: Ed Anger on April 22, 2013, 07:51:34 AM
Quote from: Neil on April 21, 2013, 10:30:39 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 21, 2013, 08:42:04 PM
I found a girl from a high school a while back. She's a lesbian now my wife.
LULZ

:lol:
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: MadImmortalMan on April 22, 2013, 11:26:12 AM
Judging solely from the world of pop music girl groups: Koreans.   :P


And yeah the girl who did the most damage to me back in the day and completely changed all my attitudes about life from naive innocent nice guy to...what I am now, also blew up like a blimp later. And became a...wait for it...single mom. Funny how that works.
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: Phillip V on April 22, 2013, 11:26:57 AM
Need comparison pics.
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: Razgovory on April 22, 2013, 02:04:56 PM
Quote from: Tamas on April 22, 2013, 02:11:02 AM
Quote from: Neil on April 21, 2013, 10:30:39 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 21, 2013, 08:42:04 PM
I found a girl from a high school a while back. She's a lesbian now my wife.
LULZ

:lol: just admit you envy him

Every one envies him.  He's a rich cyborg who's breeding an army.
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: garbon on April 22, 2013, 02:11:26 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on April 22, 2013, 11:26:12 AM
And yeah the girl who did the most damage to me back in the day and completely changed all my attitudes about life from naive innocent nice guy to...what I am now, also blew up like a blimp later. And became a...wait for it...single mom. Funny how that works.

I'm an impenetrable fortress. I don't think there is anyone who particularly damaged me and certainly not anyone who completely changed all my attitudes about life.
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: Malthus on April 22, 2013, 02:26:25 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 22, 2013, 02:11:26 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on April 22, 2013, 11:26:12 AM
And yeah the girl who did the most damage to me back in the day and completely changed all my attitudes about life from naive innocent nice guy to...what I am now, also blew up like a blimp later. And became a...wait for it...single mom. Funny how that works.

I'm an impenetrable fortress. I don't think there is anyone who particularly damaged me and certainly not anyone who completely changed all my attitudes about life.

I somehow missed out on that too.  :hmm:

I did run into a guy who as a kid had given me a hard time in primary school - and he was now, basically, a bum. Dunno if that qualifies, but I did derive a certain amount of schadenfreude from that.   
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: Ed Anger on April 22, 2013, 05:37:30 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 22, 2013, 02:04:56 PM
Quote from: Tamas on April 22, 2013, 02:11:02 AM
Quote from: Neil on April 21, 2013, 10:30:39 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 21, 2013, 08:42:04 PM
I found a girl from a high school a while back. She's a lesbian now my wife.
LULZ

:lol: just admit you envy him

Every one envies him.  He's a rich cyborg who's breeding an army.

'Well off'

Thank you.
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: Brazen on April 23, 2013, 05:03:57 AM
Dutch and Danish. Got a whole tall, fair master race with an amusing accent thing going on there.

Re: exes, the one I mourned longest over barely ratified his third divorce before having a kid with his new girlfriend, making his fourth all with different surnames. And another is now a woman.
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: Eddie Teach on April 23, 2013, 05:29:05 AM
Does that make you a lesbian in retrospect?  :hmm:
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: Brazen on April 23, 2013, 05:53:26 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on April 23, 2013, 05:29:05 AM
Does that make you a lesbian in retrospect?  :hmm:
If you like  :lol:
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: Razgovory on April 23, 2013, 05:55:31 AM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on April 22, 2013, 11:26:12 AM
Judging solely from the world of pop music girl groups: Koreans.   :P


And yeah the girl who did the most damage to me back in the day and completely changed all my attitudes about life from naive innocent nice guy to...what I am now, also blew up like a blimp later. And became a...wait for it...single mom. Funny how that works.

It's always sad when a woman is ignited by static electricity and ends up burning wreckage in New Jersey.
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 23, 2013, 08:19:40 AM
Quote from: garbon on April 22, 2013, 02:11:26 PM
I'm an impenetrable fortress. I don't think there is anyone who particularly damaged me and certainly not anyone who completely changed all my attitudes about life.

Of course not.  If anybody's a fundamental believer in the tenets of transactional politics, it's you, puddytat.
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: crazy canuck on April 23, 2013, 11:25:40 AM
Quote from: Brazen on April 23, 2013, 05:03:57 AM
Dutch and Danish. Got a whole tall, fair master race with an amusing accent thing going on there.


Do you find Canadians have an amusing accent?  :hmm:
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: MadImmortalMan on April 23, 2013, 01:19:32 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 23, 2013, 05:55:31 AM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on April 22, 2013, 11:26:12 AM
Judging solely from the world of pop music girl groups: Koreans.   :P


And yeah the girl who did the most damage to me back in the day and completely changed all my attitudes about life from naive innocent nice guy to...what I am now, also blew up like a blimp later. And became a...wait for it...single mom. Funny how that works.

It's always sad when a woman is ignited by static electricity and ends up burning wreckage in New Jersey.

Not in this case.  :P
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: garbon on April 23, 2013, 01:30:23 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 23, 2013, 08:19:40 AM
Quote from: garbon on April 22, 2013, 02:11:26 PM
I'm an impenetrable fortress. I don't think there is anyone who particularly damaged me and certainly not anyone who completely changed all my attitudes about life.

Of course not.  If anybody's a fundamental believer in the tenets of transactional politics, it's you, puddytat.

<_<
Title: Re: Most Attractive Peoples
Post by: jimmy olsen on April 24, 2013, 06:30:01 AM
Boricua! ^_^