Poll
Question:
What is your preferred landing zone?
Option 1: Vagina (no condom)
votes: 16
Option 2: vagina (condom)
votes: 2
Option 3: mouth/face
votes: 4
Option 4: stomach
votes: 2
Option 5: ass (external)
votes: 0
Option 6: ass (internal no condom)
votes: 3
Option 7: breasts
votes: 0
Option 8: feet/legs (marty)
votes: 1
Option 9: tissue
votes: 2
Option 10: other
votes: 2
Option 11: jaron
votes: 0
Option 12: ass (internal condom)
votes: 0
Option 13: back
votes: 0
Was talking this over with friends, and I was surprised how many of them normally finish porno style in the face. Seems odd, but I support its just another example of the cinema affecting culture. In any event, the conversation inspired this poll.
I'm a big fan of this thread.
Ugh.
I was hard not to vote for the Jaron option.
Quote from: garbon on April 01, 2013, 01:11:06 PM
Ugh.
Your response made me realize I wasn't thinking of gay bottoms when I made the poll. I guess they can select other and then explain. :blush:
Depends on my mood.
Where it's supposed to go, duh.
[derfutus]I love finishing in the egg![/derfetus]
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 01, 2013, 02:02:48 PM
[derfutus]I love finishing in the egg![/derfetus]
Twice was enough. Whore pills prevent that now :D
Where ever she let's me. Except the vagina no condom option. Baby: do not want.
Quote from: HVC on April 01, 2013, 05:20:04 PM
Where ever she let's me. Except the vagina no condom option. Baby: do not want.
Be fruitful and multiply.
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 01, 2013, 05:22:05 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 01, 2013, 05:20:04 PM
Where ever she let's me. Except the vagina no condom option. Baby: do not want.
Be fruitful and multiply.
You've fulfilled my quota, and I'm grateful. I look at my baby daddy friends and I laugh ( cause I'm an asshole).
My kids are pure white Anglo-Saxons. They don't fill the eggplant quotas.
We don't want the eggplant quota filled, we want them to die out!
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 01, 2013, 05:26:51 PM
My kids are pure white Anglo-Saxons. They don't fill the eggplant quotas.
hey! When did I get demoted to eggplant status again? So fickle :(
Quote from: katmai on April 01, 2013, 05:28:39 PM
We don't want the eggplant quota filled, we want them to die out!
:P then I'm doing my part.
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 01, 2013, 05:26:51 PM
My kids are pure white Anglo-Saxons. They don't fill the eggplant quotas.
They're polluters. You've created more carbon footprints than Ford Motor Company. Earth hater.
:menace:
The thought of splooging anywhere except in the honey bun sounds really affected to me.
Anyway, now that I'm not at work I feel at liberty to answer the question. :showoff:
Except for legs/feet I've unloaded on all of those areas and while I don't have an overwhelming preference I'm a big fan of delivering facials/in the mouth as well as on top of the ass. You all were expecting me to say "breasts" I'm sure and while my girlfriend in college not only tolerated that but encouraged me to shoot there, for whatever reason it didn't do much for me.
The coolest finishing move I ever did was one time in doggy-style where her hands were like bent underneath her and kind of cupped, and I pulled out and delivered directly into one of them. It was not intentional but I thought it was so badass that I pretended it was. :cool:
Disgusting.
You thought splooging in your own hand was badass? Who did you learn your badass from? :huh:
First option. I am: Teh Vasectomized...
:ccr
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 01, 2013, 07:40:46 PM
You thought splooging in your own hand was badass? Who did you learn your badass from? :huh:
Might want to re-read that post.
Quote from: Habbaku on April 01, 2013, 07:58:58 PM
Might want to re-read that post.
Still not seeing it.
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 01, 2013, 05:26:51 PM
My kids are pure white Anglo-Saxons. They don't fill the eggplant quotas.
Isn't there some Irish in there as well? :yeahright:
Quote from: derspiess on April 01, 2013, 08:13:51 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 01, 2013, 05:26:51 PM
My kids are pure white Anglo-Saxons. They don't fill the eggplant quotas.
Isn't there some Irish in there as well? :yeahright:
Yes. And German. And my collected muttness.
You people are disgusting, when i take a shit i start & finish in the toilet.
Quote from: katmai on April 01, 2013, 08:22:13 PM
You people are disgusting, when i take a shit i start & finish in the toilet.
They are like animals.
Quote from: HVC on April 01, 2013, 05:20:04 PM
Where ever she let's me. Except the vagina no condom option. Baby: do not want.
That's what the whore pills are for.
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on April 01, 2013, 08:27:24 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 01, 2013, 05:20:04 PM
Where ever she let's me. Except the vagina no condom option. Baby: do not want.
That's what the whore pills are for.
Don't trust a chick with whore pills. Or force her to down plan B every time. :P
I'll cum in her if she has an arm implant or an IUD. Idiot proof birth control FTW. The only people who have ever gotten pregnant with either of those were actually pregnant before the device was implanted/inserted.
Firstly, I'm surprised there are so many sex negative folks on Languish. For shame.
Secondly, I think my preference is well known, but I have partaken of all of the above (except feet, but I have done legs, which actually looks pretty rad). I enjoyed all of them, except ass (internal). And that's the story of why I don't own a bed anymore.
I had never done vaginal/no condom till last year, since it was the first time I had a girlfriend who both regularly took whore pills (for theoretical and empirical reasons, I trusted her in this regard) and also had an identifiable pubococcygeus muscle (Fate can correct me if I'm anatomically mistaken here), and it is actually quite nice. Feels great, looks cool, and is extremely intimate--all one needs and more to properly fetishize any sexual act. This is well, since she wouldn't let me pop on her face (though she would swallow--I think those should have separated in the poll). I'd say this is probably my second favorite, but it can be more time consuming, especially if I've masturbated at all in the preceding 48 hours.
Naples isn't on birth control for hormonal reasons but has an amazing vagina--I keep almost telling her I can't believe she's had a kid, and biting my tongue--so creampies are definitely off the table. Facials, on the other hand: returning to a living room near me soon. :)
P.S. I don't really understand why a woman wouldn't take it on the face. But a lot of them don't! What is, really, the big deal?
P.P.S.: Korea had a friend (Winglamo, if you recall) who made her boyfriends finish in a tissue, which I'm pretty sure was added to the poll as a joke, but is apparently a real thing. That is disgusting. It's a cruel and rancid woman devoid of capacity for intimacy who would do that to you, and I don't even know why you'd bother having sex with someone like that. I reckon it also lead directly to her pregnancy. I can easily imagine her dude, inwardly defiant one night, and making the fateful decision to simply go for the gusto.
Where do they finish:
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fwhif9mU.jpg&hash=82b8368329c26c30621f79bba26c3e4d50404dd9)
I've never understood the appeal of the face thing.
Quote from: Iormlund on April 03, 2013, 10:11:54 AM
I've never understood the appeal of the face thing.
I always assumed it's a 'dominance/submission = hot' thing.
Wrong. Facials are not DS.
What is it then, showing off? Hey, look at what my dick can do!
Truth and beauty.
It's about imposing one's will.
And, years later, when you accidentally run into her with her doctor husband and newborn child at the local WholeFoods, you can rest in the knowledge that, yes, this woman took your entire jizz payload straight in the face.
You just can't undo that.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 04, 2013, 01:32:34 PM
It's about imposing one's will.
And, years later, when you accidentally run into her with her doctor husband and newborn child at the local WholeFoods, you can rest in the knowledge that, yes, this woman took your entire jizz payload straight in the face.
You just can't undo that.
And that's why you don't marry sluts. Espec if you're a doctor.
Yeah, I get a little unsettled/giggly when I see women engaged/married and know/seen some of the debauched activities they have done; some still on my hard drive. :ph34r:
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 04, 2013, 01:32:34 PM
It's about imposing one's will.
And, years later, when you accidentally run into her with her doctor husband and newborn child at the local WholeFoods, you can rest in the knowledge that, yes, this woman took your entire jizz payload straight in the face.
You just can't undo that.
When that happened did you say, "Hey baby, remember 'DROPPING FUCKING LOADS ALL OVER YOU!'" :)
Quote from: Phillip V on April 04, 2013, 01:59:35 PM
Yeah, I get a little unsettled/giggly when I see women engaged/married and know/seen some of the debauched activities they have done; some still on my hard drive. :ph34r:
:contract: :contract: :contract:
You guys have some real problems with women and, I think, with yourselves. :(
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 04, 2013, 01:32:34 PM
It's about imposing one's will.
And, years later, when you accidentally run into her with her doctor husband and newborn child at the local WholeFoods, you can rest in the knowledge that, yes, this woman took your entire jizz payload straight in the face.
You just can't undo that.
Meanwhile, she's thinking "I used to date
that? What was I thinking?" :P
Quote from: Ideologue on April 04, 2013, 03:42:16 PM
You guys have some real problems with women and, I think, with yourselves. :(
says the guy who literally wants to deface the woman he sleeps with :D
Quote from: Ideologue on April 04, 2013, 12:35:59 PM
Wrong. Facials are not DS.
Your unwillingness to admit it is the funny part. ;)
Quote from: Malthus on April 04, 2013, 03:44:21 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 04, 2013, 01:32:34 PM
It's about imposing one's will.
And, years later, when you accidentally run into her with her doctor husband and newborn child at the local WholeFoods, you can rest in the knowledge that, yes, this woman took your entire jizz payload straight in the face.
You just can't undo that.
Meanwhile, she's thinking "I used to date that? What was I thinking?" :P
She married a doctor, she's got a perma-loop of "Cha-Ching" going on in her head. Maybe broken up once in a while by " oooh, shoes!"
Quote from: HVC on April 04, 2013, 03:48:07 PM
Quote from: Malthus on April 04, 2013, 03:44:21 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 04, 2013, 01:32:34 PM
It's about imposing one's will.
And, years later, when you accidentally run into her with her doctor husband and newborn child at the local WholeFoods, you can rest in the knowledge that, yes, this woman took your entire jizz payload straight in the face.
You just can't undo that.
Meanwhile, she's thinking "I used to date that? What was I thinking?" :P
She married a doctor, she's got a perma-loop of "Cha-Ching" going on in her head. Maybe broken up once in a while by " oooh, shoes!"
What happens if she married an accountant? :hmm:
Quote from: Malthus on April 04, 2013, 03:49:33 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 04, 2013, 03:48:07 PM
Quote from: Malthus on April 04, 2013, 03:44:21 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 04, 2013, 01:32:34 PM
It's about imposing one's will.
And, years later, when you accidentally run into her with her doctor husband and newborn child at the local WholeFoods, you can rest in the knowledge that, yes, this woman took your entire jizz payload straight in the face.
You just can't undo that.
Meanwhile, she's thinking "I used to date that? What was I thinking?" :P
She married a doctor, she's got a perma-loop of "Cha-Ching" going on in her head. Maybe broken up once in a while by " oooh, shoes!"
What happens if she married an accountant? :hmm:
"where the fuck is my husband!?!". Or alternatively " oooh pool boy" :D
Quote from: HVC on April 04, 2013, 03:52:50 PM
"where the fuck is my husband!?!". Or alternatively " oooh pool boy" :D
Ah, same for lawyers. :lol:
Quote from: HVC on April 04, 2013, 03:52:50 PM
"where the fuck is my husband!?!". Or alternatively " oooh pool boy" :D
Accountants can afford pool boys?
Quote from: garbon on April 04, 2013, 04:02:33 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 04, 2013, 03:52:50 PM
"where the fuck is my husband!?!". Or alternatively " oooh pool boy" :D
Accountants can afford pool boys?
Some can. Many actually. I will not be one of them :lol:
Quote from: garbon on April 04, 2013, 04:02:33 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 04, 2013, 03:52:50 PM
"where the fuck is my husband!?!". Or alternatively " oooh pool boy" :D
Accountants can afford pool boys?
There are a lot of very well paid accountants at my company. :sleep:
Quote from: garbon on April 04, 2013, 04:02:33 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 04, 2013, 03:52:50 PM
"where the fuck is my husband!?!". Or alternatively " oooh pool boy" :D
Accountants can afford pool boys?
:huh:
Somebody who cleans your swimming pool :secret:
Quote from: garbon on April 04, 2013, 04:02:33 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 04, 2013, 03:52:50 PM
"where the fuck is my husband!?!". Or alternatively " oooh pool boy" :D
Accountants can afford pool boys?
CPAs make excellent money.
Quote from: fahdiz on April 04, 2013, 05:07:54 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 04, 2013, 04:02:33 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 04, 2013, 03:52:50 PM
"where the fuck is my husband!?!". Or alternatively " oooh pool boy" :D
Accountants can afford pool boys?
CPAs make excellent money.
Gotcha. I've no real idea as I don't have one. :(
Quote from: garbon on April 04, 2013, 05:46:17 PM
Quote from: fahdiz on April 04, 2013, 05:07:54 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 04, 2013, 04:02:33 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 04, 2013, 03:52:50 PM
"where the fuck is my husband!?!". Or alternatively " oooh pool boy" :D
Accountants can afford pool boys?
CPAs make excellent money.
Gotcha. I've no real idea as I don't have one. :(
An accountant or a pool boy?
Quote from: garbon on April 04, 2013, 05:46:17 PM
Quote from: fahdiz on April 04, 2013, 05:07:54 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 04, 2013, 04:02:33 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 04, 2013, 03:52:50 PM
"where the fuck is my husband!?!". Or alternatively " oooh pool boy" :D
Accountants can afford pool boys?
CPAs make excellent money.
Gotcha. I've no real idea as I don't have one. :(
From what I understand the salary range on non-CPA accountants can be strikingly large, with some getting paid like very minor functionaries and some making good money. But AFAIK CPAs tend to do really well on average.
Quote from: sbr on April 04, 2013, 05:51:52 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 04, 2013, 05:46:17 PM
Quote from: fahdiz on April 04, 2013, 05:07:54 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 04, 2013, 04:02:33 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 04, 2013, 03:52:50 PM
"where the fuck is my husband!?!". Or alternatively " oooh pool boy" :D
Accountants can afford pool boys?
CPAs make excellent money.
Gotcha. I've no real idea as I don't have one. :(
An accountant or a pool boy?
I'm not Marti though I do like the idea of having a pool boy without a pool.
IN THE FACE
FTW
Quote from: Malthus on April 04, 2013, 03:45:42 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on April 04, 2013, 12:35:59 PM
Wrong. Facials are not DS.
Your unwillingness to admit it is the funny part. ;)
Wrong. There is nothing funny. This is a serious matter.
I was at work, so couldn't go into it, but yes, for some, it's a DS thing. DS has its place, but is also bound by rules and honesty; men who are using it to stealth dom are basically bitter people who hate women (e.g., CdM, HVC, fahdiz). Mens is important.
I do 'cause it looks cool, 'cause it's intimate, and 'cause it can't cause pregnancy. If you're doing it because you think you've marked out some kind of territory, so when you see her years later and your seed has been washed away, died, and decayed, and so has every cell in her face, you can still make-pretend and call a woman yours, you're doing it wrong. Follow that logic all the way, and madness lies; soon you'll be deliberately giving women foolish enough to open themselves to your predations herpes. But at least then her next beau might care.
It's really sad. Nevertheless, I've been immensely cheered up, because by mere dint of possessing a healthy sexuality uncorrupted by hate, I can look down on others with pity. And that's all I ever wanted for Christmas. :hug:
Quote from: Ideologue on April 04, 2013, 07:41:32 PM
men who are using it to stealth dom are basically bitter people who hate women (e.g., CdM, HVC, fahdiz).
:lol:
And additional :lol: and :lol: for both my homies, respectively.
And I don't hate women. I love women. And what's more, I love women who hate themselves.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 04, 2013, 07:43:57 PM
And I don't hate women. I love women. And what's more, I love women who hate themselves.
Oh, but I get shit when
I do it. :D
You fail to abide by the appropriate safety protocols.
Quote from: Ideologue on April 04, 2013, 07:41:32 PM
I do 'cause it looks cool, 'cause it's intimate
Ah yeah, nothing beats that intimate, jizzed on the face look...
Quote from: Ideologue on April 04, 2013, 07:41:32 PM
DS has its place, but is also bound by rules and honesty; men who are using it to stealth dom are basically bitter people who hate women (e.g., CdM, HVC, fahdiz).
:D
Shit, I ain't on the hater list.
Quote from: garbon on April 04, 2013, 07:47:08 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on April 04, 2013, 07:41:32 PM
I do 'cause it looks cool, 'cause it's intimate
Ah yeah, nothing beats that intimate, jizzed on the face look...
Sarcastically stated, but essentially correct.
Quote from: Ideologue on April 04, 2013, 07:49:50 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 04, 2013, 07:47:08 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on April 04, 2013, 07:41:32 PM
I do 'cause it looks cool, 'cause it's intimate
Ah yeah, nothing beats that intimate, jizzed on the face look...
Sarcastically stated, but essentially correct.
Not in the least. Actually I was thinking about and I think if someone went to do that to me, I'd be tempted to bite it.
Quote from: garbon on April 04, 2013, 07:51:53 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on April 04, 2013, 07:49:50 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 04, 2013, 07:47:08 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on April 04, 2013, 07:41:32 PM
I do 'cause it looks cool, 'cause it's intimate
Ah yeah, nothing beats that intimate, jizzed on the face look...
Sarcastically stated, but essentially correct.
Not in the least. Actually I was thinking about and I think if someone went to do that to me, I'd be tempted to bite it.
Your sexual non-dynamism has been noted. When the arks are filled, and we need a young gay urban professional who went to an elite school, I'm afraid we're going to have to go with Sheilbh.
Like I'd get on your ghetto ass ark. No beds and the chance that you'll just decide to start punching me? Thanks for not inviting me. :)
These arks sounds like Lettow's arks filled with Frenchmen served by niggerbots.
Quote from: garbon on April 04, 2013, 08:02:38 PM
Like I'd get on your ghetto ass ark. No beds and the chance that you'll just decide to start punching me? Thanks for not inviting me. :)
You have some pretty strange ideas, my friend.
Anyway, more seriously, what is the objection? I wish to understand the arguments.
I've heard "being gross" cited by women, but that's really kind of retarded given the same women will take semen internally, which is more difficult to control and thus potentially messier (I mean viz. sheets and carpets, but, yes, also pregnancy). This line of reasoning only seems valid when it comes to the prospect of semen getting in the hair, which is a totally manageable risk with two experienced partners (and mega-hot too, but that's another story).
Is it indeed because it seems--as appears to be the majority opinion amongst folks here--overtly submissive and therefore hits that kind of hard limit for some people?
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 04, 2013, 08:03:40 PM
These arks sounds like Lettow's arks filled with Frenchmen served by niggerbots.
They're just regular end of the world arks.
Quote from: Ideologue on April 04, 2013, 08:14:03 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 04, 2013, 08:03:40 PM
These arks sounds like Lettow's arks filled with Frenchmen served by niggerbots.
They're just regular end of the world arks.
With no beds in the fucking bedrooms.
Quote from: garbon on April 04, 2013, 07:47:08 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on April 04, 2013, 07:41:32 PM
I do 'cause it looks cool, 'cause it's intimate
Ah yeah, nothing beats that intimate, jizzed on the face look...
Bukkake
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 04, 2013, 08:14:34 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on April 04, 2013, 08:14:03 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 04, 2013, 08:03:40 PM
These arks sounds like Lettow's arks filled with Frenchmen served by niggerbots.
They're just regular end of the world arks.
With no beds in the fucking bedrooms.
The interstellar Big Lots furniture was closed.
Quote from: 11B4V on April 04, 2013, 08:18:18 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 04, 2013, 07:47:08 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on April 04, 2013, 07:41:32 PM
I do 'cause it looks cool, 'cause it's intimate
Ah yeah, nothing beats that intimate, jizzed on the face look...
Bukkake
I generally don't live my life like a porn shoot.
Quote from: Ideologue on April 04, 2013, 08:13:04 PM
Anyway, more seriously, what is the objection? I wish to understand the arguments.
I've heard "being gross" cited by women, but that's really kind of retarded given the same women will take semen internally, which is more difficult to control and thus potentially messier (I mean viz. sheets and carpets, but, yes, also pregnancy). This line of reasoning only seems valid when it comes to the prospect of semen getting in the hair, which is a totally manageable risk with two experienced partners (and mega-hot too, but that's another story).
Is it indeed because it seems--as appears to be the majority opinion amongst folks here--overtly submissive and therefore hits that kind of hard limit for some people?
Nothing gross about but why the fuck would I want that. I can't think of anything enjoyable about having someone's cum on my face that I'll then have to clean off. Messy enough in other places that stuff is. Also, I don't see how it is intimate at all.
:lol:
Quote from: Ideologue on April 04, 2013, 07:41:32 PM
Quote from: Malthus on April 04, 2013, 03:45:42 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on April 04, 2013, 12:35:59 PM
Wrong. Facials are not DS.
Your unwillingness to admit it is the funny part. ;)
Wrong. There is nothing funny. This is a serious matter.
I was at work, so couldn't go into it, but yes, for some, it's a DS thing. DS has its place, but is also bound by rules and honesty; men who are using it to stealth dom are basically bitter people who hate women (e.g., CdM, HVC, fahdiz). Mens is important.
I do 'cause it looks cool, 'cause it's intimate, and 'cause it can't cause pregnancy. If you're doing it because you think you've marked out some kind of territory, so when you see her years later and your seed has been washed away, died, and decayed, and so has every cell in her face, you can still make-pretend and call a woman yours, you're doing it wrong. Follow that logic all the way, and madness lies; soon you'll be deliberately giving women foolish enough to open themselves to your predations herpes. But at least then her next beau might care.
It's really sad. Nevertheless, I've been immensely cheered up, because by mere dint of possessing a healthy sexuality uncorrupted by hate, I can look down on others with pity. And that's all I ever wanted for Christmas. :hug:
CdM has his own ... issues. ;)
But fact is, you may not think it has anything to do with DS, maybe for you it has some other, subjective meaning, but I'm inclined to doubt; if you looked behind "it's intimate" and "it looks cool", I'd bet you'd find "it's a turn-on"; and why is it a turn-on? Because someone is willingly allowing it to be done to them.
No doubt there are Germans out there who say pissing in the face of their partners is all about the aesthetics of splash and flow, but we don't have to believe that's the whole of the matter. :D