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Poll
Question: What is your preferred landing zone?
Option 1: Vagina (no condom) votes: 16
Option 2: vagina (condom) votes: 2
Option 3: mouth/face votes: 4
Option 4: stomach votes: 2
Option 5: ass (external) votes: 0
Option 6: ass (internal no condom) votes: 3
Option 7: breasts votes: 0
Option 8: feet/legs (marty) votes: 1
Option 9: tissue votes: 2
Option 10: other votes: 2
Option 11: jaron votes: 0
Option 12: ass (internal condom) votes: 0
Option 13: back votes: 0
Title: Where do you finish?
Post by: stjaba on April 01, 2013, 01:04:11 PM
Was talking this over with friends, and I was surprised how many of them normally  finish porno style in the face. Seems odd, but I support its just another example of the cinema affecting culture. In any event, the conversation inspired this poll.
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: Caliga on April 01, 2013, 01:09:32 PM
I'm a big fan of this thread.
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: garbon on April 01, 2013, 01:11:06 PM
Ugh.
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: lustindarkness on April 01, 2013, 01:11:39 PM
I was hard not to vote for the Jaron option.
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: Caliga on April 01, 2013, 01:13:14 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on April 01, 2013, 01:11:39 PM
I was hard
:cool:
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: stjaba on April 01, 2013, 01:17:40 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 01, 2013, 01:11:06 PM
Ugh.
Your response made me realize I wasn't thinking of gay bottoms when I made the poll. I guess they can select other and then explain.  :blush:

Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: Ed Anger on April 01, 2013, 01:19:30 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 01, 2013, 01:11:06 PM
Ugh.

Languish is getting so vulgar.
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 01, 2013, 01:56:07 PM
Depends on my mood.
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: derspiess on April 01, 2013, 01:59:44 PM
Where it's supposed to go, duh.
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 01, 2013, 02:02:48 PM
[derfutus]I love finishing in the egg![/derfetus]
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: derspiess on April 01, 2013, 02:09:01 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 01, 2013, 02:02:48 PM
[derfutus]I love finishing in the egg![/derfetus]

Twice was enough.  Whore pills prevent that now :D
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: HVC on April 01, 2013, 05:20:04 PM
Where ever she let's me. Except the vagina no condom option. Baby: do not want.
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: Ed Anger on April 01, 2013, 05:22:05 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 01, 2013, 05:20:04 PM
Where ever she let's me. Except the vagina no condom option. Baby: do not want.

Be fruitful and multiply.
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: HVC on April 01, 2013, 05:25:41 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 01, 2013, 05:22:05 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 01, 2013, 05:20:04 PM
Where ever she let's me. Except the vagina no condom option. Baby: do not want.

Be fruitful and multiply.
You've fulfilled my quota, and I'm grateful. I look at my baby daddy friends and I laugh ( cause I'm an asshole).
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: Ed Anger on April 01, 2013, 05:26:51 PM
My kids are pure white Anglo-Saxons. They don't fill the eggplant quotas.
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: katmai on April 01, 2013, 05:28:39 PM
We don't want the eggplant quota filled, we want them to die out!
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: HVC on April 01, 2013, 05:29:55 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 01, 2013, 05:26:51 PM
My kids are pure white Anglo-Saxons. They don't fill the eggplant quotas.
hey! When did I get demoted to eggplant status again?  So fickle :(

Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: HVC on April 01, 2013, 05:30:28 PM
Quote from: katmai on April 01, 2013, 05:28:39 PM
We don't want the eggplant quota filled, we want them to die out!
:P then I'm doing my part.
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 01, 2013, 05:34:35 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 01, 2013, 05:26:51 PM
My kids are pure white Anglo-Saxons. They don't fill the eggplant quotas.

They're polluters.  You've created more carbon footprints than Ford Motor Company.  Earth hater.
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: Ed Anger on April 01, 2013, 05:43:26 PM

:menace:
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: Admiral Yi on April 01, 2013, 06:02:48 PM
The thought of splooging anywhere except in the honey bun sounds really affected to me.
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: Caliga on April 01, 2013, 06:03:12 PM
Anyway, now that I'm not at work I feel at liberty to answer the question.   :showoff:

Except for legs/feet I've unloaded on all of those areas and while I don't have an overwhelming preference I'm a big fan of delivering facials/in the mouth as well as on top of the ass.  You all were expecting me to say "breasts" I'm sure and while my girlfriend in college not only tolerated that but encouraged me to shoot there, for whatever reason it didn't do much for me.

The coolest finishing move I ever did was one time in doggy-style where her hands were like bent underneath her and kind of cupped, and I pulled out and delivered directly into one of them.  It was not intentional but I thought it was so badass that I pretended it was. :cool:
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: Ed Anger on April 01, 2013, 06:27:01 PM
Disgusting.
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: Admiral Yi on April 01, 2013, 07:40:46 PM
You thought splooging in your own hand was badass?  Who did you learn your badass from? :huh:
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: C.C.R. on April 01, 2013, 07:44:05 PM
First option. I am: Teh Vasectomized...

:ccr
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: Habbaku on April 01, 2013, 07:58:58 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 01, 2013, 07:40:46 PM
You thought splooging in your own hand was badass?  Who did you learn your badass from? :huh:

Might want to re-read that post.
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: Admiral Yi on April 01, 2013, 08:13:13 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on April 01, 2013, 07:58:58 PM
Might want to re-read that post.

Still not seeing it.
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: derspiess on April 01, 2013, 08:13:51 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 01, 2013, 05:26:51 PM
My kids are pure white Anglo-Saxons. They don't fill the eggplant quotas.

Isn't there some Irish in there as well?  :yeahright:
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: Ed Anger on April 01, 2013, 08:16:46 PM
Quote from: derspiess on April 01, 2013, 08:13:51 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 01, 2013, 05:26:51 PM
My kids are pure white Anglo-Saxons. They don't fill the eggplant quotas.

Isn't there some Irish in there as well?  :yeahright:

Yes. And German. And my collected muttness.
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: katmai on April 01, 2013, 08:22:13 PM
You people are disgusting, when i take a shit i start & finish in the toilet.
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: Ed Anger on April 01, 2013, 08:24:25 PM
Quote from: katmai on April 01, 2013, 08:22:13 PM
You people are disgusting, when i take a shit i start & finish in the toilet.

They are like animals.
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: Eddie Teach on April 01, 2013, 08:27:24 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 01, 2013, 05:20:04 PM
Where ever she let's me. Except the vagina no condom option. Baby: do not want.

That's what the whore pills are for.
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: Fate on April 01, 2013, 10:17:48 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on April 01, 2013, 08:27:24 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 01, 2013, 05:20:04 PM
Where ever she let's me. Except the vagina no condom option. Baby: do not want.

That's what the whore pills are for.

Don't trust a chick with whore pills. Or force her to down plan B every time.  :P

I'll cum in her if she has an arm implant or an IUD. Idiot proof birth control FTW. The only people who have ever gotten pregnant with either of those were actually pregnant before the device was implanted/inserted.
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: Ideologue on April 02, 2013, 01:01:20 AM
Firstly, I'm surprised there are so many sex negative folks on Languish.  For shame.

Secondly, I think my preference is well known, but I have partaken of all of the above (except feet, but I have done legs, which actually looks pretty rad).  I enjoyed all of them, except ass (internal).  And that's the story of why I don't own a bed anymore.

I had never done vaginal/no condom till last year, since it was the first time I had a girlfriend who both regularly took whore pills (for theoretical and empirical reasons, I trusted her in this regard) and also had an identifiable pubococcygeus muscle (Fate can correct me if I'm anatomically mistaken here), and it is actually quite nice.  Feels great, looks cool, and is extremely intimate--all one needs and more to properly fetishize any sexual act.  This is well, since she wouldn't let me pop on her face (though she would swallow--I think those should have separated in the poll).  I'd say this is probably my second favorite, but it can be more time consuming, especially if I've masturbated at all in the preceding 48 hours.

Naples isn't on birth control for hormonal reasons but has an amazing vagina--I keep almost telling her I can't believe she's had a kid, and biting my tongue--so creampies are definitely off the table.  Facials, on the other hand: returning to a living room near me soon. :)

P.S. I don't really understand why a woman wouldn't take it on the face.  But a lot of them don't!  What is, really, the big deal?
P.P.S.: Korea had a friend (Winglamo, if you recall) who made her boyfriends finish in a tissue, which I'm pretty sure was added to the poll as a joke, but is apparently a real thing.  That is disgusting.  It's a cruel and rancid woman devoid of capacity for intimacy who would do that to you, and I don't even know why you'd bother having sex with someone like that.  I reckon it also lead directly to her pregnancy.  I can easily imagine her dude, inwardly defiant one night, and making the fateful decision to simply go for the gusto.
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: Phillip V on April 03, 2013, 12:37:51 AM
Where do they finish:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fwhif9mU.jpg&hash=82b8368329c26c30621f79bba26c3e4d50404dd9)
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: Iormlund on April 03, 2013, 10:11:54 AM
I've never understood the appeal of the face thing.
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: Malthus on April 03, 2013, 11:09:49 AM
Quote from: Iormlund on April 03, 2013, 10:11:54 AM
I've never understood the appeal of the face thing.

I always assumed it's a 'dominance/submission = hot' thing.
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: Ideologue on April 04, 2013, 12:35:59 PM
Wrong. Facials are not DS.
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: Admiral Yi on April 04, 2013, 12:56:35 PM
What is it then, showing off?  Hey, look at what my dick can do!
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: Ideologue on April 04, 2013, 01:21:46 PM
Truth and beauty.
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 04, 2013, 01:32:34 PM
It's about imposing one's will.

And, years later, when you accidentally run into her with her doctor husband and newborn child at the local WholeFoods, you can rest in the knowledge that, yes, this woman took your entire jizz payload straight in the face.
You just can't undo that.
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: derspiess on April 04, 2013, 01:55:36 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 04, 2013, 01:32:34 PM
It's about imposing one's will.

And, years later, when you accidentally run into her with her doctor husband and newborn child at the local WholeFoods, you can rest in the knowledge that, yes, this woman took your entire jizz payload straight in the face.
You just can't undo that.

And that's why you don't marry sluts.  Espec if you're a doctor.
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: Phillip V on April 04, 2013, 01:59:35 PM
Yeah, I get a little unsettled/giggly when I see women engaged/married and know/seen some of the debauched activities they have done; some still on my hard drive.  :ph34r:
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: Caliga on April 04, 2013, 02:24:18 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 04, 2013, 01:32:34 PM
It's about imposing one's will.

And, years later, when you accidentally run into her with her doctor husband and newborn child at the local WholeFoods, you can rest in the knowledge that, yes, this woman took your entire jizz payload straight in the face.
You just can't undo that.
When that happened did you say, "Hey baby, remember 'DROPPING FUCKING LOADS ALL OVER YOU!'"  :)
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 04, 2013, 02:40:07 PM
Quote from: Phillip V on April 04, 2013, 01:59:35 PM
Yeah, I get a little unsettled/giggly when I see women engaged/married and know/seen some of the debauched activities they have done; some still on my hard drive.  :ph34r:

:contract: :contract: :contract:
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: Ideologue on April 04, 2013, 03:42:16 PM
You guys have some real problems with women and, I think, with yourselves. :(
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: Malthus on April 04, 2013, 03:44:21 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 04, 2013, 01:32:34 PM
It's about imposing one's will.

And, years later, when you accidentally run into her with her doctor husband and newborn child at the local WholeFoods, you can rest in the knowledge that, yes, this woman took your entire jizz payload straight in the face.
You just can't undo that.

Meanwhile, she's thinking "I used to date that? What was I thinking?"  :P
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: HVC on April 04, 2013, 03:45:17 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on April 04, 2013, 03:42:16 PM
You guys have some real problems with women and, I think, with yourselves. :(
says the guy who literally wants to deface the woman he sleeps with :D
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: Malthus on April 04, 2013, 03:45:42 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on April 04, 2013, 12:35:59 PM
Wrong. Facials are not DS.

Your unwillingness to admit it is the funny part.  ;)
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: HVC on April 04, 2013, 03:48:07 PM
Quote from: Malthus on April 04, 2013, 03:44:21 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 04, 2013, 01:32:34 PM
It's about imposing one's will.

And, years later, when you accidentally run into her with her doctor husband and newborn child at the local WholeFoods, you can rest in the knowledge that, yes, this woman took your entire jizz payload straight in the face.
You just can't undo that.

Meanwhile, she's thinking "I used to date that? What was I thinking?"  :P
She married a doctor, she's got a perma-loop of "Cha-Ching" going on in her head. Maybe broken up once in a while by " oooh, shoes!"
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: Malthus on April 04, 2013, 03:49:33 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 04, 2013, 03:48:07 PM
Quote from: Malthus on April 04, 2013, 03:44:21 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 04, 2013, 01:32:34 PM
It's about imposing one's will.

And, years later, when you accidentally run into her with her doctor husband and newborn child at the local WholeFoods, you can rest in the knowledge that, yes, this woman took your entire jizz payload straight in the face.
You just can't undo that.

Meanwhile, she's thinking "I used to date that? What was I thinking?"  :P
She married a doctor, she's got a perma-loop of "Cha-Ching" going on in her head. Maybe broken up once in a while by " oooh, shoes!"

What happens if she married an accountant?  :hmm:
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: HVC on April 04, 2013, 03:52:50 PM
Quote from: Malthus on April 04, 2013, 03:49:33 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 04, 2013, 03:48:07 PM
Quote from: Malthus on April 04, 2013, 03:44:21 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 04, 2013, 01:32:34 PM
It's about imposing one's will.

And, years later, when you accidentally run into her with her doctor husband and newborn child at the local WholeFoods, you can rest in the knowledge that, yes, this woman took your entire jizz payload straight in the face.
You just can't undo that.

Meanwhile, she's thinking "I used to date that? What was I thinking?"  :P
She married a doctor, she's got a perma-loop of "Cha-Ching" going on in her head. Maybe broken up once in a while by " oooh, shoes!"

What happens if she married an accountant?  :hmm:
"where the fuck is my husband!?!". Or alternatively " oooh pool boy" :D
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: Malthus on April 04, 2013, 03:57:12 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 04, 2013, 03:52:50 PM
"where the fuck is my husband!?!". Or alternatively " oooh pool boy" :D

Ah, same for lawyers.  :lol:
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: garbon on April 04, 2013, 04:02:33 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 04, 2013, 03:52:50 PM
"where the fuck is my husband!?!". Or alternatively " oooh pool boy" :D

Accountants can afford pool boys?
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: HVC on April 04, 2013, 04:08:33 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 04, 2013, 04:02:33 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 04, 2013, 03:52:50 PM
"where the fuck is my husband!?!". Or alternatively " oooh pool boy" :D

Accountants can afford pool boys?
Some can. Many actually. I will not be one of them :lol:
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: Caliga on April 04, 2013, 04:53:08 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 04, 2013, 04:02:33 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 04, 2013, 03:52:50 PM
"where the fuck is my husband!?!". Or alternatively " oooh pool boy" :D

Accountants can afford pool boys?
There are a lot of very well paid accountants at my company. :sleep:
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: crazy canuck on April 04, 2013, 04:58:16 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 04, 2013, 04:02:33 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 04, 2013, 03:52:50 PM
"where the fuck is my husband!?!". Or alternatively " oooh pool boy" :D

Accountants can afford pool boys?

:huh:
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: Eddie Teach on April 04, 2013, 05:00:53 PM
Somebody who cleans your swimming pool  :secret:
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: fhdz on April 04, 2013, 05:07:54 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 04, 2013, 04:02:33 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 04, 2013, 03:52:50 PM
"where the fuck is my husband!?!". Or alternatively " oooh pool boy" :D

Accountants can afford pool boys?

CPAs make excellent money.
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: garbon on April 04, 2013, 05:46:17 PM
Quote from: fahdiz on April 04, 2013, 05:07:54 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 04, 2013, 04:02:33 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 04, 2013, 03:52:50 PM
"where the fuck is my husband!?!". Or alternatively " oooh pool boy" :D

Accountants can afford pool boys?

CPAs make excellent money.

Gotcha. I've no real idea as I don't have one. :(
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: sbr on April 04, 2013, 05:51:52 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 04, 2013, 05:46:17 PM
Quote from: fahdiz on April 04, 2013, 05:07:54 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 04, 2013, 04:02:33 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 04, 2013, 03:52:50 PM
"where the fuck is my husband!?!". Or alternatively " oooh pool boy" :D

Accountants can afford pool boys?

CPAs make excellent money.

Gotcha. I've no real idea as I don't have one. :(

An accountant or a pool boy?
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: fhdz on April 04, 2013, 05:53:11 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 04, 2013, 05:46:17 PM
Quote from: fahdiz on April 04, 2013, 05:07:54 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 04, 2013, 04:02:33 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 04, 2013, 03:52:50 PM
"where the fuck is my husband!?!". Or alternatively " oooh pool boy" :D

Accountants can afford pool boys?

CPAs make excellent money.

Gotcha. I've no real idea as I don't have one. :(

From what I understand the salary range on non-CPA accountants can be strikingly large, with some getting paid like very minor functionaries and some making good money. But AFAIK CPAs tend to do really well on average.
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: garbon on April 04, 2013, 06:10:53 PM
Quote from: sbr on April 04, 2013, 05:51:52 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 04, 2013, 05:46:17 PM
Quote from: fahdiz on April 04, 2013, 05:07:54 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 04, 2013, 04:02:33 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 04, 2013, 03:52:50 PM
"where the fuck is my husband!?!". Or alternatively " oooh pool boy" :D

Accountants can afford pool boys?

CPAs make excellent money.

Gotcha. I've no real idea as I don't have one. :(

An accountant or a pool boy?


I'm not Marti though I do like the idea of having a pool boy without a pool.
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: 11B4V on April 04, 2013, 06:13:01 PM
IN THE FACE

FTW
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: Ideologue on April 04, 2013, 07:41:32 PM
Quote from: Malthus on April 04, 2013, 03:45:42 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on April 04, 2013, 12:35:59 PM
Wrong. Facials are not DS.

Your unwillingness to admit it is the funny part.  ;)

Wrong.  There is nothing funny.  This is a serious matter.

I was at work, so couldn't go into it, but yes, for some, it's a DS thing.  DS has its place, but is also bound by rules and honesty; men who are using it to stealth dom are basically bitter people who hate women (e.g., CdM, HVC, fahdiz).  Mens is important.

I do 'cause it looks cool, 'cause it's intimate, and 'cause it can't cause pregnancy.  If you're doing it because you think you've marked out some kind of territory, so when you see her years later and your seed has been washed away, died, and decayed, and so has every cell in her face, you can still make-pretend and call a woman yours, you're doing it wrong.  Follow that logic all the way, and madness lies; soon you'll be deliberately giving women foolish enough to open themselves to your predations herpes.  But at least then her next beau might care.

It's really sad.  Nevertheless, I've been immensely cheered up, because by mere dint of possessing a healthy sexuality uncorrupted by hate, I can look down on others with pity.  And that's all I ever wanted for Christmas. :hug:
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 04, 2013, 07:42:53 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on April 04, 2013, 07:41:32 PM
men who are using it to stealth dom are basically bitter people who hate women (e.g., CdM, HVC, fahdiz). 

:lol:

And additional  :lol: and  :lol: for both my homies, respectively.
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 04, 2013, 07:43:57 PM
And I don't hate women.  I love women.  And what's more, I love women who hate themselves.
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: Ideologue on April 04, 2013, 07:44:47 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 04, 2013, 07:43:57 PM
And I don't hate women.  I love women.  And what's more, I love women who hate themselves.

Oh, but I get shit when I do it. :D
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 04, 2013, 07:45:28 PM
You fail to abide by the appropriate safety protocols.
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: garbon on April 04, 2013, 07:47:08 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on April 04, 2013, 07:41:32 PM
I do 'cause it looks cool, 'cause it's intimate

Ah yeah, nothing beats that intimate, jizzed on the face look...
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: fhdz on April 04, 2013, 07:48:53 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on April 04, 2013, 07:41:32 PM
DS has its place, but is also bound by rules and honesty; men who are using it to stealth dom are basically bitter people who hate women (e.g., CdM, HVC, fahdiz).

:D
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: Ed Anger on April 04, 2013, 07:49:40 PM
Shit, I ain't on the hater list.
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: Ideologue on April 04, 2013, 07:49:50 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 04, 2013, 07:47:08 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on April 04, 2013, 07:41:32 PM
I do 'cause it looks cool, 'cause it's intimate

Ah yeah, nothing beats that intimate, jizzed on the face look...

Sarcastically stated, but essentially correct.
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: garbon on April 04, 2013, 07:51:53 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on April 04, 2013, 07:49:50 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 04, 2013, 07:47:08 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on April 04, 2013, 07:41:32 PM
I do 'cause it looks cool, 'cause it's intimate

Ah yeah, nothing beats that intimate, jizzed on the face look...

Sarcastically stated, but essentially correct.

Not in the least. Actually I was thinking about and I think if someone went to do that to me, I'd be tempted to bite it.
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: fhdz on April 04, 2013, 07:53:23 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 04, 2013, 07:49:40 PM
Shit, I ain't on the hater list.

:nelson:
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: Ideologue on April 04, 2013, 07:59:59 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 04, 2013, 07:51:53 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on April 04, 2013, 07:49:50 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 04, 2013, 07:47:08 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on April 04, 2013, 07:41:32 PM
I do 'cause it looks cool, 'cause it's intimate

Ah yeah, nothing beats that intimate, jizzed on the face look...

Sarcastically stated, but essentially correct.

Not in the least. Actually I was thinking about and I think if someone went to do that to me, I'd be tempted to bite it.

Your sexual non-dynamism has been noted.  When the arks are filled, and we need a young gay urban professional who went to an elite school, I'm afraid we're going to have to go with Sheilbh.
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: garbon on April 04, 2013, 08:02:38 PM
Like I'd get on your ghetto ass ark. No beds and the chance that you'll just decide to start punching me? Thanks for not inviting me. :)
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: Ed Anger on April 04, 2013, 08:03:40 PM
These arks sounds like Lettow's arks filled with Frenchmen served by niggerbots.
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: Ideologue on April 04, 2013, 08:13:04 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 04, 2013, 08:02:38 PM
Like I'd get on your ghetto ass ark. No beds and the chance that you'll just decide to start punching me? Thanks for not inviting me. :)

You have some pretty strange ideas, my friend.

Anyway, more seriously, what is the objection?  I wish to understand the arguments.

I've heard "being gross" cited by women, but that's really kind of retarded given the same women will take semen internally, which is more difficult to control and thus potentially messier (I mean viz. sheets and carpets, but, yes, also pregnancy).  This line of reasoning only seems valid when it comes to the prospect of semen getting in the hair, which is a totally manageable risk with two experienced partners (and mega-hot too, but that's another story).

Is it indeed because it seems--as appears to be the majority opinion amongst folks here--overtly submissive and therefore hits that kind of hard limit for some people?
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: Ideologue on April 04, 2013, 08:14:03 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 04, 2013, 08:03:40 PM
These arks sounds like Lettow's arks filled with Frenchmen served by niggerbots.

They're just regular end of the world arks.
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 04, 2013, 08:14:34 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on April 04, 2013, 08:14:03 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 04, 2013, 08:03:40 PM
These arks sounds like Lettow's arks filled with Frenchmen served by niggerbots.

They're just regular end of the world arks.

With no beds in the fucking bedrooms.
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: 11B4V on April 04, 2013, 08:18:18 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 04, 2013, 07:47:08 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on April 04, 2013, 07:41:32 PM
I do 'cause it looks cool, 'cause it's intimate

Ah yeah, nothing beats that intimate, jizzed on the face look...

Bukkake
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: Ed Anger on April 04, 2013, 08:28:20 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 04, 2013, 08:14:34 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on April 04, 2013, 08:14:03 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 04, 2013, 08:03:40 PM
These arks sounds like Lettow's arks filled with Frenchmen served by niggerbots.

They're just regular end of the world arks.

With no beds in the fucking bedrooms.

The interstellar Big Lots furniture was closed.
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: garbon on April 04, 2013, 08:54:57 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on April 04, 2013, 08:18:18 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 04, 2013, 07:47:08 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on April 04, 2013, 07:41:32 PM
I do 'cause it looks cool, 'cause it's intimate

Ah yeah, nothing beats that intimate, jizzed on the face look...

Bukkake

I generally don't live my life like a porn shoot.
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: garbon on April 04, 2013, 08:56:04 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on April 04, 2013, 08:13:04 PM
Anyway, more seriously, what is the objection?  I wish to understand the arguments.

I've heard "being gross" cited by women, but that's really kind of retarded given the same women will take semen internally, which is more difficult to control and thus potentially messier (I mean viz. sheets and carpets, but, yes, also pregnancy).  This line of reasoning only seems valid when it comes to the prospect of semen getting in the hair, which is a totally manageable risk with two experienced partners (and mega-hot too, but that's another story).

Is it indeed because it seems--as appears to be the majority opinion amongst folks here--overtly submissive and therefore hits that kind of hard limit for some people?

Nothing gross about but why the fuck would I want that. I can't think of anything enjoyable about having someone's cum on my face that I'll then have to clean off. Messy enough in other places that stuff is. Also, I don't see how it is intimate at all.
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: 11B4V on April 04, 2013, 09:00:05 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Where do you finish?
Post by: Malthus on April 05, 2013, 10:08:36 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on April 04, 2013, 07:41:32 PM
Quote from: Malthus on April 04, 2013, 03:45:42 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on April 04, 2013, 12:35:59 PM
Wrong. Facials are not DS.

Your unwillingness to admit it is the funny part.  ;)

Wrong.  There is nothing funny.  This is a serious matter.

I was at work, so couldn't go into it, but yes, for some, it's a DS thing.  DS has its place, but is also bound by rules and honesty; men who are using it to stealth dom are basically bitter people who hate women (e.g., CdM, HVC, fahdiz).  Mens is important.

I do 'cause it looks cool, 'cause it's intimate, and 'cause it can't cause pregnancy.  If you're doing it because you think you've marked out some kind of territory, so when you see her years later and your seed has been washed away, died, and decayed, and so has every cell in her face, you can still make-pretend and call a woman yours, you're doing it wrong.  Follow that logic all the way, and madness lies; soon you'll be deliberately giving women foolish enough to open themselves to your predations herpes.  But at least then her next beau might care.

It's really sad.  Nevertheless, I've been immensely cheered up, because by mere dint of possessing a healthy sexuality uncorrupted by hate, I can look down on others with pity.  And that's all I ever wanted for Christmas. :hug:

CdM has his own ... issues.  ;)

But fact is, you may not think it has anything to do with DS, maybe for you it has some other, subjective meaning, but I'm inclined to doubt; if you looked behind "it's intimate" and "it looks cool", I'd bet you'd find "it's a turn-on"; and why is it a turn-on? Because someone is willingly allowing it to be done to them.

No doubt there are Germans out there who say pissing in the face of their partners is all about the aesthetics of splash and flow, but we don't have to believe that's the whole of the matter.   :D