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Title: April Fool's
Post by: Syt on April 01, 2013, 02:28:32 AM
So, it's April 1st.

German news site tagesschau.de reports that David Hasselhoff, supported by the Scorpions, will do a diplomatic goodwill tour of North Korea.

George Takei reports on his Facebook page that he's been cast as Jedi Master Ceti Maru for Star Wars VII - Galactic Empire.

Anything else?
Title: Re: April Fool's
Post by: Razgovory on April 01, 2013, 02:31:18 AM
Truly the cruelest month is upon us.
Title: Re: April Fool's
Post by: Duque de Bragança on April 01, 2013, 03:19:32 AM
Hollande leaving the Elysée palace in Paris for an ethnically diverse suburb. :)
http://fr.news.yahoo.com/la-presidence-de-la-republique-va-quitter-lelysee-en-2014-153318377.html (http://fr.news.yahoo.com/la-presidence-de-la-republique-va-quitter-lelysee-en-2014-153318377.html)
Title: Re: April Fool's
Post by: Phillip V on April 01, 2013, 03:23:11 AM
<--- Crusader Kings Z

http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/showthread.php?679685-First-Ever-Screenshot-Released-for-Crusader-Kings-Z

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Title: Re: April Fool's
Post by: jimmy olsen on April 01, 2013, 03:26:53 AM
Why an April Fools joke? They'd make money hand over fist with that.
Title: Re: April Fool's
Post by: Syt on April 01, 2013, 03:40:32 AM
http://www.footballmanager.com/1888/

Which is not so outlandish, considering that baseball or american football management games often offer such a feature as a matter of course (aided, without a doubt, but decades of statistics keeping).

FIFA '98 (the World Cup edition, I think?) had a feature that let you replay historical WC matches which was honestly very awesome.
Title: Re: April Fool's
Post by: Martinus on April 01, 2013, 04:06:03 AM
It's snowing heavily outside. :mellow:
Title: Re: April Fool's
Post by: Tamas on April 01, 2013, 04:08:41 AM
Quote from: Martinus on April 01, 2013, 04:06:03 AM
It's snowing heavily outside. :mellow:

not funny
Title: Re: April Fool's
Post by: Syt on April 01, 2013, 05:11:55 AM
Google Maps offers a treasure map design. Yarr! :pirate:
Title: Re: April Fool's
Post by: Phillip V on April 01, 2013, 05:28:40 AM
Google Nose

http://www.google.com/nose/
Title: Re: April Fool's
Post by: Liep on April 01, 2013, 05:37:53 AM
There's more than one story in today's papers that I hope are April's fools: The DSB saga, the lock out, more snow, Corydon being the most trustworthy politician, more snow, etc.
Title: Re: April Fool's
Post by: Sheilbh on April 01, 2013, 06:15:15 AM
I loved the Guardian's:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/video/2013/apr/01/guardian-goggles-video
Title: Re: April Fool's
Post by: Martinus on April 01, 2013, 06:21:11 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on April 01, 2013, 06:15:15 AM
I loved the Guardian's:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/video/2013/apr/01/guardian-goggles-video
:D
Title: Re: April Fool's
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on April 01, 2013, 06:41:32 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on April 01, 2013, 06:15:15 AM
I loved the Guardian's:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/video/2013/apr/01/guardian-goggles-video

Just came across that a few minutes ago, very good stuff  :D
Title: Re: April Fool's
Post by: garbon on April 01, 2013, 08:37:44 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 01, 2013, 03:26:53 AM
Why an April Fools joke? They'd make money hand over fist with that.

Not to worry, your fellow luminaries have been coming out in support...
Title: Re: April Fool's
Post by: Eddie Teach on April 01, 2013, 08:56:32 AM
A game about medieval Europe being overrun by zombies could do well, but Paradox is not the company to make such a game.
Title: Re: April Fool's
Post by: derspiess on April 01, 2013, 09:28:31 AM
I got last-minute tickets to go to Reds opening day.  My April Fools is that it's currently snowing.  Shitty weather and ticket prices are what usually kept me away from Opening Day.  Tickets are free, so I guess I'll endure the shitty weather.
Title: Re: April Fool's
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 01, 2013, 09:39:00 AM
I'll be submitting 3 job applications I'll never hear from, so the joke's on me today.
Title: Re: April Fool's
Post by: Duque de Bragança on April 01, 2013, 10:08:22 AM
 :nerd: April's Fools

WM is now Banana Games!

At Banana Games the word 'entertainment' has a totally original and unique meaning: ONLINE GAMES!

Forget about retro consoles, they're too old (and complicated to program to, so freaking time consuming! Yuck!), and enjoy a universe of magic and fun for ONLY $19.99/month!

For only $19.99/month you can buy the key to play all of our games on FACEBOOK! Share your highest scores with your friends, invite them to play Pier Solar Mini with you! Engage in the greatest three-minute battle for ProjectY – The Ancient World, and experience the revival of Candy Sand now with the exclusive ProjectN apps for Smartphones!

You will love it! @MGF

[spoiler]FYI, Watermelon Games released a Sega Megadrive/Genesis RPG a dozen years or so after the official end of the console[/spoiler]

http://www.magicalgamefactory.com/fr/ (http://www.magicalgamefactory.com/fr/)
Title: Re: April Fool's
Post by: garbon on April 01, 2013, 10:10:36 AM
:huh:
Title: Re: April Fool's
Post by: DGuller on April 01, 2013, 10:46:54 AM
April Fool's is so lame nowadays.  Typically it's about a bunch of organisations phoning it in with some lame transparent joke, because it's expected.
Title: Re: April Fool's
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 01, 2013, 10:49:57 AM
I think the only time I ever fell for a mainstream April Fool's joke was about 20 years ago, when the City Paper published an article that week in the music section about an upcoming collaborative album involving Ministry and Johnny Lee Hooker.  :lol: Totally suckered me in, and I was so totally disappointed that it was a gag and not going to happen.  Because I think it would've been cool as shit.   :(
Title: Re: April Fool's
Post by: sbr on April 01, 2013, 11:10:58 AM
I believed in Sidd Finch.
Title: Re: April Fool's
Post by: derspiess on April 01, 2013, 11:23:18 AM
Quote from: sbr on April 01, 2013, 11:10:58 AM
I believed in Sidd Finch.

I did, too.  But I was only 11.
Title: Re: April Fool's
Post by: garbon on April 01, 2013, 11:25:24 AM
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Title: Re: April Fool's
Post by: derspiess on April 01, 2013, 11:29:34 AM
Lolz, good one.
Title: Re: April Fool's
Post by: Eddie Teach on April 01, 2013, 11:31:34 AM
Gah, another year older.  <_<
Title: Re: April Fool's
Post by: Syt on April 01, 2013, 11:32:47 AM
http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=102236

They say it's not an April Fool's joke, but still . . .  :hmm:

QuoteDark Horse Adapting George Lucas's Original Star Wars Pitch
Source: Dark Horse Comics
April 1, 2013
 

We'll give them this, this is something we never expected. Dark Horse has announced they'll be taking George Lucas's original idea for Star Wars and turning it into a comic book series. Read the full press release and see the first art sample below.

It's no April Fools' prank! Dark Horse is honored to announce a dream project: working with J.W. Rinzler, executive editor at LucasBooks, and artist Mike Mayhew (Avengers) to adapt the rough-draft original screenplay which spawned the biggest franchise in film history!

Three years before his 1977 film, George Lucas put down on paper his first story set in a galaxy far, far away—a tale of fantastic adventures, daring escapes, "lazer swords," romance, and monsters. A story of Jedi Annikin Starkiller and General Luke Skywalker, an alien named Han Solo, and evil Sith Knights. The screenplay was titled The Star Wars!

"I'm not sure where I first read about The Star Wars—it was years and years ago—but the idea of Luke Skywalker being an older Jedi General, and Han Solo being a six-foot-tall lizard, turned my Star Wars fan brain on its side," said longtime Star Wars editor Randy Stradley. "I always assumed this would be one of those stories that would be 'lost to history,' so getting to work on bringing it to life is kinda like a dream come true."

"While researching in the Lucasfilm Archives I've found many treasures—but one which truly astounded me was George's rough draft for The Star Wars. His first complete imaginings were hallucinating to read—mind blowing," said writer J.W. Rinzler. "While working with George on another book project, I once asked if we could adapt his rough draft. He was hesitant. Years later, with Dark Horse's invaluable help, we showed him a few drawn and colored pages of what it might look like. He gave us the okay."

Originally conceived in 1974, The Star Wars has been the subject of rumor and legend in the fan community throughout the history of the galaxy far, far away. Now, Lucas has seen fit to grant Dark Horse the right to adapt this fabled story into an eight-issue comic series launching in September!

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Title: Re: April Fool's
Post by: Razgovory on April 01, 2013, 12:58:53 PM
Quote from: DGuller on April 01, 2013, 10:46:54 AM
April Fool's is so lame nowadays.  Typically it's about a bunch of organisations phoning it in with some lame transparent joke, because it's expected.

I remember when Blizzard said they were going to introduce a Pandarian race into World of Warcraft as an April Fool's joke.  Then several years later, they decided to actually do it.
Title: Re: April Fool's
Post by: derspiess on April 01, 2013, 01:03:19 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 01, 2013, 12:58:53 PM
Quote from: DGuller on April 01, 2013, 10:46:54 AM
April Fool's is so lame nowadays.  Typically it's about a bunch of organisations phoning it in with some lame transparent joke, because it's expected.

I remember when Blizzard said they were going to introduce a Pandarian race into World of Warcraft as an April Fool's joke.  Then several years later, they decided to actually do it.

Seems like a good time to throw up a trial balloon to see if people actually like an idea.  If everyone thinks it's too stupid, then April Fools!
Title: Re: April Fool's
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Title: Re: April Fool's
Post by: Razgovory on April 01, 2013, 04:26:04 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: April Fool's
Post by: Razgovory on April 01, 2013, 04:26:34 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on April 01, 2013, 08:56:32 AM
A game about medieval Europe being overrun by zombies could do well, but Paradox is not the company to make such a game.

Thank God.
Title: Re: April Fool's
Post by: Neil on April 01, 2013, 05:08:03 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 01, 2013, 12:58:53 PM
Quote from: DGuller on April 01, 2013, 10:46:54 AM
April Fool's is so lame nowadays.  Typically it's about a bunch of organisations phoning it in with some lame transparent joke, because it's expected.
I remember when Blizzard said they were going to introduce a Pandarian race into World of Warcraft as an April Fool's joke.  Then several years later, they decided to actually do it.
Yeah, but Blizzard's whole MMO department is where good ideas and creativity go to die.
Title: Re: April Fool's
Post by: Phillip V on April 01, 2013, 08:16:03 PM
Europa Universalis: The Musical

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H67FQX5ZLE
Title: Re: April Fool's
Post by: jimmy olsen on April 01, 2013, 11:00:13 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 01, 2013, 08:37:44 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 01, 2013, 03:26:53 AM
Why an April Fools joke? They'd make money hand over fist with that.

Not to worry, your fellow luminaries have been coming out in support...
That thread's been great! :D

QuoteI see CK2 is hopping on the zombie bandwagon now to get more sales...

Thanks for ruining my day. We could have gotten playable theocracies but instead they spend time working on this...

First my girlfriend tells me she's leaving me for my uncle and now this...
Title: Re: April Fool's
Post by: Duque de Bragança on April 02, 2013, 02:37:35 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 01, 2013, 10:49:57 AM
I think the only time I ever fell for a mainstream April Fool's joke was about 20 years ago, when the City Paper published an article that week in the music section about an upcoming collaborative album involving Ministry and Johnny Lee Hooker.  :lol: Totally suckered me in, and I was so totally disappointed that it was a gag and not going to happen.  Because I think it would've been cool as shit.   :(

:lol: