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Title: Speaking of NSFW... (SFW)
Post by: Jacob on March 13, 2013, 12:56:07 AM
Infographic about porn search terms broken down by country (and state, in the US): http://www.pornmd.com/sex-search - SFW

Apparently the Koreans are into shitting, "Mom and Son" are number 1 in Romania, top 10 terms in in Peru are gay, and "homeless" is popular in Chile.
Title: Re: Speaking of NSFW... (SFW)
Post by: Syt on March 13, 2013, 01:36:24 AM
I like how most European countries (with some exceptions) have the language as top search term - then you look at Greece:
1. Greek
2. Greek (gay)
3. Greece

Though it seems Brazil takes the cake in that regard. Overall nothing too outrageous, in general - teens, milfs, the occasional incest fantasy (sisters, moms), porn actors and actresses etc. In Peru/Chile, the internet is for gays?

The only one that really surprised me was Czech No.6: Castrated shemale. :unsure:

Title: Re: Speaking of NSFW... (SFW)
Post by: Alexandru H. on March 13, 2013, 02:36:18 AM
So here our ideal porn movie would involve a romanian mother and son, both slaves, who are doing it at a peek show, while being watched by Mariah Milano and Lisa Ann, who are probably also doing it.

That sounds like an idea for a porn czar. Or a porn boyar, depending on its success.

PS. I like the idea that while the Japanese are truly nationalistic with their sex fantasies, the chinese all dream of doing it with a japanese. Shanghai syndrome?  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Speaking of NSFW... (SFW)
Post by: Syt on March 13, 2013, 02:37:49 AM
Quote from: Alexandru H. on March 13, 2013, 02:36:18 AM
PS. I like the idea that while the Japanese are truly nationalistic with their sex fantasies, the chinese all dream of doing it with a japanese. Shanghai syndrome?  :rolleyes:

I'm guessing due to lack of a local industry they're looking to other Asian producers, with Japan probably having the biggest industry in Asia.
Title: Re: Speaking of NSFW... (SFW)
Post by: Razgovory on March 13, 2013, 02:45:28 AM
What's the thing with older chicks these days?

Some odd observations:

Number 1 search in Israel is "Prostate". :lol:

Number 1 in Palestine "family".

Half of the top 10 in Japan are gay.

Number 10 for the Philippines is "straight (gay)".  What the fuck does that mean?

Number 3 for Nigeria is a simply "thing I jack off to" :lol:

As Jake pointed out all top 10 in Peru are gay.

The number one search for almost entire deep south is "ebony".

I wonder why gay searches are much more common in Asia and S. America then they are in North America or Western Europe.  For instance there is no gay search in the top 10 for Belgium or the Netherlands but some gay raincoat thing is number one in Ukraine.  Pakistan's number one search is something about gay Indians.
Title: Re: Speaking of NSFW... (SFW)
Post by: Razgovory on March 13, 2013, 02:46:33 AM
Quote from: Alexandru H. on March 13, 2013, 02:36:18 AM
So here our ideal porn movie would involve a romanian mother and son, both slaves, who are doing it at a peek show, while being watched by Mariah Milano and Lisa Ann, who are probably also doing it.

That sounds like an idea for a porn czar. Or a porn boyar, depending on its success.

PS. I like the idea that while the Japanese are truly nationalistic with their sex fantasies, the chinese all dream of doing it with a japanese. Shanghai syndrome?  :rolleyes:

Go away you sick bastard.  I don't even want to look at either you or Tamas after reading this.  You weirdos deserve one another.
Title: Re: Speaking of NSFW... (SFW)
Post by: Razgovory on March 13, 2013, 02:46:55 AM
Oh, and this is a good find Jake.
Title: Re: Speaking of NSFW... (SFW)
Post by: Alexandru H. on March 13, 2013, 03:07:21 AM
Well I think that depends on the power and influence of the gay communities. I bet that a French gay can find a "date" without necessarily using the internet since there are clubs, informal gatherings, groups and societal events catering to gays. A gay from Cambodia is like a fish on the land: surrounded by hostility in his personal circle, he has to turn to the internet for finding other gays (and in an anonymous manner).

Plus it talks about how porn is more readily accepted in western societies so the searches are not confined to a minuscule slice of statistical anormality.
Title: Re: Speaking of NSFW... (SFW)
Post by: Razgovory on March 13, 2013, 03:24:51 AM
I didn't think this was about hookups.  In fact the entire idea is bit confusing.  How would a Palestinian use the internet to anonymously hookup with his own family members for illicit sex?
Title: Re: Speaking of NSFW... (SFW)
Post by: Alexandru H. on March 13, 2013, 03:46:58 AM
I was talking about the gay term being more widely used in Asia/S. America than Europa or North America.

For Palestina and other examples it's probably just a matter of breaking taboos. I think incest videos (making and marketing them) are prohibited in a lot of places and people just use the internet to look for them (the "mom and son" romanian example is just that). As far as I know, the incest industry is very strong in Japan and Russia and as you'd expect in countries where it's legal to do it, there are virtually no "incest" words in the top 10 search statistics.

Actually, as I think about it, the gay searches in Asia/South America could also be associated with "breaking the taboos" idea, therefore the searches could come from straight curious people, in addition to real gays.
Title: Re: Speaking of NSFW... (SFW)
Post by: The Larch on March 13, 2013, 05:14:41 AM
Nothing too outrageous about the Spanish top 10. Besides the names of a couple of local producers, all the searches are for pretty standard terms.

Btw, dissappointed about dungeon or basement not appearing on the Austrian one.  :P
Title: Re: Speaking of NSFW... (SFW)
Post by: Razgovory on March 13, 2013, 05:18:23 AM
Quote from: Alexandru H. on March 13, 2013, 03:46:58 AM
I was talking about the gay term being more widely used in Asia/S. America than Europa or North America.

For Palestina and other examples it's probably just a matter of breaking taboos. I think incest videos (making and marketing them) are prohibited in a lot of places and people just use the internet to look for them (the "mom and son" romanian example is just that). As far as I know, the incest industry is very strong in Japan and Russia and as you'd expect in countries where it's legal to do it, there are virtually no "incest" words in the top 10 search statistics.

Actually, as I think about it, the gay searches in Asia/South America could also be associated with "breaking the taboos" idea, therefore the searches could come from straight curious people, in addition to real gays.

We have incest laws here as well.  You people are just creepy.
Title: Re: Speaking of NSFW... (SFW)
Post by: Grey Fox on March 13, 2013, 06:03:45 AM
Canada's #9 irrc, is Indian. Is there Mohawk Indian porn?
Title: Re: Speaking of NSFW... (SFW)
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on March 13, 2013, 06:35:45 AM
The 3rd most popular in Switzerland is "swissfuckers"  :hmm:

I don't think that this is a porn search term, more likely a comment by the guest workers on their hosts  :P
Title: Re: Speaking of NSFW... (SFW)
Post by: Solmyr on March 13, 2013, 08:27:57 AM
Iceland is into teenagers fucking, native american (gay), and bdsm. Viking, you have some explaining to do.
Title: Re: Speaking of NSFW... (SFW)
Post by: Eddie Teach on March 13, 2013, 08:35:12 AM
Quote from: Solmyr on March 13, 2013, 08:27:57 AM
Iceland is into teenagers fucking, native american (gay), and bdsm. Viking, you have some explaining to do.

Viking's gay? Inuit.
Title: Re: Speaking of NSFW... (SFW)
Post by: Josephus on March 13, 2013, 08:47:07 AM
Ukraine....Raincoat. :huh:
Title: Re: Speaking of NSFW... (SFW)
Post by: Admiral Yi on March 13, 2013, 08:59:00 AM
I remember at the dawn of the internet age the two most popular search terms in the US were "beastiality" and "bestiality."
Title: Re: Speaking of NSFW... (SFW)
Post by: viper37 on March 13, 2013, 01:23:33 PM
Quote from: Syt on March 13, 2013, 01:36:24 AM
I like how most European countries (with some exceptions) have the language as top search term - then you look at Greece:
1. Greek
2. Greek (gay)
3. Greece

Though it seems Brazil takes the cake in that regard. Overall nothing too outrageous, in general - teens, milfs, the occasional incest fantasy (sisters, moms), porn actors and actresses etc. In Peru/Chile, the internet is for gays?

The only one that really surprised me was Czech No.6: Castrated shemale. :unsure:


Look at Venuezuala, 8 out of 10 search for gays. 

EDIT:
Chile, 9 out 10 search for gays :P
Title: Re: Speaking of NSFW... (SFW)
Post by: Malthus on March 13, 2013, 02:46:31 PM
Quote from: Josephus on March 13, 2013, 08:47:07 AM
Ukraine....Raincoat. :huh:

It's gotta be a colloquial term for something.

I'd ask my wife, but I don't know how well that would go over. I sense: potential for disaster.  :lol:
Title: Re: Speaking of NSFW... (SFW)
Post by: Eddie Teach on March 13, 2013, 02:57:39 PM
Flashing videos probably.
Title: Re: Speaking of NSFW... (SFW)
Post by: Crazy_Ivan80 on March 13, 2013, 03:06:16 PM
Quote from: viper37 on March 13, 2013, 01:23:33 PM
Quote from: Syt on March 13, 2013, 01:36:24 AM
I like how most European countries (with some exceptions) have the language as top search term - then you look at Greece:
1. Greek
2. Greek (gay)
3. Greece

Though it seems Brazil takes the cake in that regard. Overall nothing too outrageous, in general - teens, milfs, the occasional incest fantasy (sisters, moms), porn actors and actresses etc. In Peru/Chile, the internet is for gays?

The only one that really surprised me was Czech No.6: Castrated shemale. :unsure:


Look at Venuezuala, 8 out of 10 search for gays. 

EDIT:
Chile, 9 out 10 search for gays :P

peru: 10 out of 10
Title: Re: Speaking of NSFW... (SFW)
Post by: Razgovory on March 13, 2013, 03:11:09 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on March 13, 2013, 02:57:39 PM
Flashing videos probably.

Figured it was condom. 
Title: Re: Speaking of NSFW... (SFW)
Post by: Eddie Teach on March 13, 2013, 03:13:22 PM
Maybe we should get BB to weigh in.
Title: Re: Speaking of NSFW... (SFW)
Post by: Iormlund on March 13, 2013, 04:43:19 PM
Quote from: The Larch on March 13, 2013, 05:14:41 AM
Btw, dissappointed about dungeon or basement not appearing on the Austrian one.  :P

Practical people. Why look it up on the Web when you can do it at home! :lol:
Title: Re: Speaking of NSFW... (SFW)
Post by: sbr on March 13, 2013, 04:45:19 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: Speaking of NSFW... (SFW)
Post by: garbon on March 14, 2013, 09:33:15 AM
Quote from: Iormlund on March 13, 2013, 04:43:19 PM
Quote from: The Larch on March 13, 2013, 05:14:41 AM
Btw, dissappointed about dungeon or basement not appearing on the Austrian one.  :P

Practical people. Why look it up on the Web when you can do it at home! :lol:

:)
Title: Re: Speaking of NSFW... (SFW)
Post by: Jacob on March 14, 2013, 11:50:14 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Speaking of NSFW... (SFW)
Post by: Josquius on March 15, 2013, 09:16:44 PM
Wow. The Asians only seem to like Asian stuff
Title: Re: Speaking of NSFW... (SFW)
Post by: Ideologue on March 15, 2013, 09:39:48 PM
The one for South Carolina is way off.  No "Asian," "bukkake," or "gloryhole" to be seen.  I question their methods.

I will accept "creampie."  That's been a quiet revolution.
Title: Re: Speaking of NSFW... (SFW)
Post by: mongers on March 15, 2013, 10:26:52 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on March 15, 2013, 09:39:48 PM
The one for South Carolina is way off.  No "Asian," "bukkake," or "gloryhole" to be seen.  I question their methods.

I will accept "creampie."  That's been a quiet revolution.

:lol:
Title: Re: Speaking of NSFW... (SFW)
Post by: garbon on March 15, 2013, 10:39:25 PM
Yes, please indulge his megalomania. ^_^
Title: Re: Speaking of NSFW... (SFW)
Post by: Queequeg on March 15, 2013, 11:40:56 PM
#6 for the Czechs is "castrated shemale." lolololololol
Title: Re: Speaking of NSFW... (SFW)
Post by: Ideologue on March 16, 2013, 12:16:12 AM
Garbo, I think Moriarty was laughing at my characterization of creampies as a revolutionary development.  But it's true.  Prior to this century, it was a rarely used finishing move, up there with Shang Tsung's Kintaro morph.  Now it is, while not standard, comfortingly commonplace, like knocking your opponent into the acid pit.
Title: Re: Speaking of NSFW... (SFW)
Post by: The Brain on March 16, 2013, 02:24:27 AM
Sweden has normal terms. :)
Title: Re: Speaking of NSFW... (SFW)
Post by: Razgovory on March 16, 2013, 03:12:02 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on March 16, 2013, 12:16:12 AM
Garbo, I think Moriarty was laughing at my characterization of creampies as a revolutionary development.  But it's true.  Prior to this century, it was a rarely used finishing move, up there with Shang Tsung's Kintaro morph.  Now it is, while not standard, comfortingly commonplace, like knocking your opponent into the acid pit.

There is something really wrong with you.
Title: Re: Speaking of NSFW... (SFW)
Post by: Ed Anger on March 16, 2013, 08:43:40 AM
Gross.

Title: Re: Speaking of NSFW... (SFW)
Post by: Ideologue on March 16, 2013, 11:34:07 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on March 16, 2013, 03:12:02 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on March 16, 2013, 12:16:12 AM
Garbo, I think Moriarty was laughing at my characterization of creampies as a revolutionary development.  But it's true.  Prior to this century, it was a rarely used finishing move, up there with Shang Tsung's Kintaro morph.  Now it is, while not standard, comfortingly commonplace, like knocking your opponent into the acid pit.

There is something really wrong with you.

It's just an analogy.