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Title: I've got a Boner or.... March of the Eagles
Post by: Ed Anger on February 17, 2013, 06:33:57 PM
Decided to preorder it. Saved a WHOLE 2 bucks. I will not give a review.
Title: Re: I've got a Boner or.... March of the Eagles
Post by: PDH on February 17, 2013, 06:43:24 PM
They will make Post-Defection Bernadotte into a 6-6-6
Title: Re: I've got a Boner or.... March of the Eagles
Post by: Ed Anger on February 17, 2013, 06:48:17 PM
I may do an AAR in my thread, but all the pics will be of Davout.
Title: Re: I've got a Boner or.... March of the Eagles
Post by: PDH on February 17, 2013, 07:09:28 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on February 17, 2013, 06:48:17 PM
I may do an AAR in my thread, but all the pics will be of Davout.

I liked the Nappy boardgame from long ago that changed Napoleon post 1807 and made him inferior to Davout.  :)
Title: Re: I've got a Boner or.... March of the Eagles
Post by: Viking on February 17, 2013, 07:13:39 PM
Quote from: PDH on February 17, 2013, 07:09:28 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on February 17, 2013, 06:48:17 PM
I may do an AAR in my thread, but all the pics will be of Davout.

I liked the Nappy boardgame from long ago that changed Napoleon post 1807 and made him inferior to Davout.  :)

iirc the Empires in Arms variant EiH did that. But iirc davoudt was only superior with 2 corps or less. 
Title: Re: I've got a Boner or.... March of the Eagles
Post by: PDH on February 17, 2013, 07:17:59 PM
Quote from: Viking on February 17, 2013, 07:13:39 PM


iirc the Empires in Arms variant EiH did that. But iirc davoudt was only superior with 2 corps or less.

No, it was some crappy 3W game or something from the late 80s early 90s..all the French corps were the same strength in that stupid game.
Title: Re: I've got a Boner or.... March of the Eagles
Post by: Viking on February 17, 2013, 07:22:38 PM
Quote from: PDH on February 17, 2013, 07:17:59 PM
Quote from: Viking on February 17, 2013, 07:13:39 PM


iirc the Empires in Arms variant EiH did that. But iirc davoudt was only superior with 2 corps or less.

No, it was some crappy 3W game or something from the late 80s early 90s..all the French corps were the same strength in that stupid game.

Well, in EiH Nappy got nerfed from 5.5.6 to 5.4.6 to 4.4.6 by 1812. Davoudt stayed a 4.5.2. So, EiH did it as well.
Title: Re: I've got a Boner or.... March of the Eagles
Post by: CountDeMoney on February 17, 2013, 11:22:54 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on February 17, 2013, 06:33:57 PM
Decided to preorder it. Saved a WHOLE 2 bucks. I will not give a review.

You people never learn.
Title: Re: I've got a Boner or.... March of the Eagles
Post by: The Brain on February 18, 2013, 12:18:12 AM
Post-defecation I often feel like I could take on the world.
Title: Re: I've got a Boner or.... March of the Eagles
Post by: sbr on February 18, 2013, 01:02:52 AM
Post-defecation I tend to feel wiped.
Title: Re: I've got a Boner or.... March of the Eagles
Post by: Tamas on February 18, 2013, 03:54:31 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on February 17, 2013, 06:33:57 PM
Decided to preorder it.

Surely you can't be serious
Title: Re: I've got a Boner or.... March of the Eagles
Post by: Ed Anger on February 18, 2013, 08:49:57 AM
Quote from: Tamas on February 18, 2013, 03:54:31 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on February 17, 2013, 06:33:57 PM
Decided to preorder it.

Surely you can't be serious

I'm not buying Elemental.
Title: Re: I've got a Boner or.... March of the Eagles
Post by: Ed Anger on February 18, 2013, 10:37:29 AM
http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/showthread.php?668143-Will-PI-ever-get-the-balkans-right&s=33b9e5fa862f5303132c10467ecf026c

There is the Balkan thread. Go tamas, go to your people.
Title: Re: I've got a Boner or.... March of the Eagles
Post by: Faeelin on February 18, 2013, 10:51:33 AM
I don't know, this is another Napoleonic game which only lets Britain win if it conquers Western Europe. 

I guess Britain lost the Napoleonic Wars historically?
Title: Re: I've got a Boner or.... March of the Eagles
Post by: Iormlund on February 18, 2013, 11:32:42 AM
Well, they use metric now, don't they?
Title: Re: I've got a Boner or.... March of the Eagles
Post by: Valmy on February 18, 2013, 11:45:03 AM
Quote from: Faeelin on February 18, 2013, 10:51:33 AM
I don't know, this is another Napoleonic game which only lets Britain win if it conquers Western Europe. 

I guess Britain lost the Napoleonic Wars historically?

Didn't Britain essentially do this?  They drove the French out of Spain and Portugal and France was under their occupation at the conclusion of the wars.
Title: Re: I've got a Boner or.... March of the Eagles
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on February 18, 2013, 01:26:58 PM
I pre-ordered it too.........12 quid or something.

Of course it won't download now and even the paradox forums appear to have fallen over  :hmm:     :D
Title: Re: I've got a Boner or.... March of the Eagles
Post by: Tamas on February 18, 2013, 02:09:29 PM
do tell us what you think. I want to be pleasantly surprised
Title: Re: I've got a Boner or.... March of the Eagles
Post by: Ed Anger on February 18, 2013, 04:12:06 PM
Don't tell him.
Title: Re: I've got a Boner or.... March of the Eagles
Post by: Tamas on February 18, 2013, 04:38:13 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on February 18, 2013, 04:12:06 PM
Don't tell him.

soon there will be a new patch for WW1 Gold with a big performance improvement, bug fixings, and improved battle AI. I will let you know, because I am not a hater.
Title: Re: I've got a Boner or.... March of the Eagles
Post by: Ed Anger on February 18, 2013, 07:06:32 PM
The Brit AI is too fixated on Hannover. You can kill 60k+ in 1805 easily by wiping out its invasion. 2 corps plus Murat's cavalry does the job.
Title: Re: I've got a Boner or.... March of the Eagles
Post by: Ed Anger on February 18, 2013, 07:23:58 PM
Other AI stuff: Austria goes after the ottomans. When I declare war, nobody is near the Austrian border. Or the Italian one.

Prussia got raped. By russia and the uk.

Still, I was amused turning Davout's corps into a super corps and smashing people to bits with it.  DAVOUT SMASH!

Oh dear, I'm reviewing it.
Title: Re: I've got a Boner or.... March of the Eagles
Post by: Tamas on February 19, 2013, 03:14:19 AM
It's cute that the folks at the P'dox forum seek historical accuracy in the game.
Title: Re: I've got a Boner or.... March of the Eagles
Post by: Ed Anger on February 19, 2013, 01:52:43 PM
Alright, it's poop. Oh well. No real skin off my back.
Title: Re: I've got a Boner or.... March of the Eagles
Post by: garbon on February 19, 2013, 02:08:13 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on February 19, 2013, 01:52:43 PM
Alright, it's poop. Oh well. No real skin off my back.

Yeah that's what a perusal of p'dox forums suggests.
Title: Re: I've got a Boner or.... March of the Eagles
Post by: Tamas on February 19, 2013, 02:32:43 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on February 19, 2013, 01:52:43 PM
Alright, it's poop. Oh well. No real skin off my back.

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Title: Re: I've got a Boner or.... March of the Eagles
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on February 19, 2013, 02:35:48 PM
It is a pretty slim offering, not much on the economic or trade side.........so just the military stuff. Which I think could be fun if a MP game was set up and beer was available.
Title: Re: I've got a Boner or.... March of the Eagles
Post by: Syt on February 19, 2013, 02:56:29 PM
Unlike EU or CK that looks like its actually possible to finish an MP game.
Title: Re: I've got a Boner or.... March of the Eagles
Post by: Valmy on February 19, 2013, 03:31:07 PM
Haven't found really fun Napoleonic games since Talonsoft.
Title: Re: I've got a Boner or.... March of the Eagles
Post by: Ed Anger on February 19, 2013, 03:37:05 PM
Quote from: Valmy on February 19, 2013, 03:31:07 PM
Haven't found really fun Napoleonic games since Talonsoft.

Don't bother with HPS Nappy games. Brain dead AI.
Title: Re: I've got a Boner or.... March of the Eagles
Post by: CountDeMoney on February 19, 2013, 03:37:58 PM
Quote from: Valmy on February 19, 2013, 03:31:07 PM
Haven't found really fun Napoleonic games since Talonsoft.

Now all those games were cool, especially player on player.
Title: Re: I've got a Boner or.... March of the Eagles
Post by: Ed Anger on February 19, 2013, 03:39:57 PM
I think what got to me with the game was the wonky AI in the diplomacy, and the management hell of watching multiple fronts in real time. Watching Germany, Italy and Spain gave me a headache.

Oh well, I've spent more money on worse.
Title: Re: I've got a Boner or.... March of the Eagles
Post by: Ed Anger on February 19, 2013, 05:41:21 PM
Tried it again. Ended up chasing 50K Russians through southern France in 1807. Might have been entertaining if the Benny Hill theme was playing.
Title: Re: I've got a Boner or.... March of the Eagles
Post by: crazy canuck on February 19, 2013, 06:25:32 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on February 19, 2013, 05:41:21 PM
Tried it again. Ended up chasing 50K Russians through southern France in 1807. Might have been entertaining if the Benny Hill theme was playing.

I wish they showed those Benny Hill shows again.
Title: Re: I've got a Boner or.... March of the Eagles
Post by: Viking on February 19, 2013, 06:43:50 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on February 19, 2013, 05:41:21 PM
Tried it again. Ended up chasing 50K Russians through southern France in 1807. Might have been entertaining if the Benny Hill theme was playing.

The Suvorov Dream Scenario?
Title: Re: I've got a Boner or.... March of the Eagles
Post by: Solmyr on February 19, 2013, 06:50:02 PM
This is kinda like I won our group's last Napoleonic Wars game with Russia after Kutuzov ninjaed Zurich and Milan.
Title: Re: I've got a Boner or.... March of the Eagles
Post by: Syt on February 20, 2013, 06:30:16 AM
http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/showthread.php?669036-About-Serbia

QuoteHello i am not nationalist but i think that this game is a base on history........(on question) I go to my friend to see the game and i play more than 1 hour and with astonishment I saw that the Vardar Macedonia and Western Bulgaria(then) that is serbian all this territory have ethnic serbian guys this game is on base of history in this time there live bulgarians little greeks,serbian and turkish but major population was bulgarian i think that in team have some sort of serbian nationalist want to have Great Serbia at least in game because they screwed they "Empire" Yugoslavia.
I am big fan of Paradox and i have not been disappointed with any game I hope that the next patch to fix this misunderstanding

best wishes (sorry for my bad english)
:lol:

And from same guy:

QuoteOn second look more bulgarian regions are with romanian,greek and turkish nationality like all of dobruja is romanian Edirne,Kirkkilise,Komitani and Dedegach are turkish with greek population are is Serrai,Kilkis and Ohrid i look and other nations Alsace-Lorraine in this times is with german major population many region with greek major population are with turkish nationality in Russia at this time russians are not major population in east there are volga-bulgarians,tatars,mongolians in Crimea live major tatars not russians at this time belorussians didnt exists stalsund is swedish ahahah half of Moldovia have ukrainian nationality ha-ha this ethnic map is total shit is better to remove it
Title: Re: I've got a Boner or.... March of the Eagles
Post by: CountDeMoney on February 20, 2013, 06:49:08 AM
Europeans.
Title: Re: I've got a Boner or.... March of the Eagles
Post by: Tamas on February 20, 2013, 07:42:51 AM
how I hate the "went to a friend's to check the game out"  excuse
Title: Re: I've got a Boner or.... March of the Eagles
Post by: garbon on February 20, 2013, 08:51:44 AM
Quote from: Tamas on February 20, 2013, 07:42:51 AM
how I hate the "went to a friend's to check the game out"  excuse

You're part of that problem. ;)
Title: Re: I've got a Boner or.... March of the Eagles
Post by: Tamas on February 20, 2013, 08:55:08 AM
not anymore
Title: Re: I've got a Boner or.... March of the Eagles
Post by: garbon on February 20, 2013, 09:23:59 AM
Quote from: Tamas on February 20, 2013, 08:55:08 AM
not anymore

So you now have a heart of gold and look down on your former brethren? Didn't you "stop" at a fairly advanced age?
Title: Re: I've got a Boner or.... March of the Eagles
Post by: PDH on February 20, 2013, 09:38:16 AM
Quote from: garbon on February 20, 2013, 09:23:59 AM
Quote from: Tamas on February 20, 2013, 08:55:08 AM
not anymore

So you now have a heart of gold and look down on your former brethren? Didn't you "stop" at a fairly advanced age?

He is gypsy, stealing is in his beet-filled heart.
Title: Re: I've got a Boner or.... March of the Eagles
Post by: Tamas on February 20, 2013, 10:03:34 AM
Quote from: PDH on February 20, 2013, 09:38:16 AM
Quote from: garbon on February 20, 2013, 09:23:59 AM
Quote from: Tamas on February 20, 2013, 08:55:08 AM
not anymore

So you now have a heart of gold and look down on your former brethren? Didn't you "stop" at a fairly advanced age?

He is gypsy, stealing is in his beet-filled heart.

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Title: Re: I've got a Boner or.... March of the Eagles
Post by: Viking on February 20, 2013, 10:07:56 AM
We keep beeting the same drum because is gyust pisses you off each time. Water off a duck's back and it won't be fun.. and then we'll go torment somebody else.
Title: Re: I've got a Boner or.... March of the Eagles
Post by: The Brain on February 20, 2013, 10:26:17 AM
Tampax loves it.
Title: Re: I've got a Boner or.... March of the Eagles
Post by: Ed Anger on February 20, 2013, 06:55:21 PM
Decided to play the ottomans in a last ditch attempt to salvage the game. Racist Austria AI declares war. I notice the ottoman army sucks. Austrian korps swarm over the borders. I discover that by merging Ottoman forces into 50K super corps, I can pick off the AI until newly recruited forces can come up from Thrace.

Actually had fun for a bit. Getting ready to launch 200K Ottomans into Hungary. Fuck BEETS.
Title: Re: I've got a Boner or.... March of the Eagles
Post by: Razgovory on May 20, 2013, 05:37:17 PM
10 bucks on Steam, worth it?
Title: Re: I've got a Boner or.... March of the Eagles
Post by: Ed Anger on May 20, 2013, 06:13:58 PM
Nope.
Title: Re: I've got a Boner or.... March of the Eagles
Post by: Razgovory on May 20, 2013, 09:55:42 PM
Raz has taken note.  Will not buy.