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Title: Montreal toddler-snatching Eagle
Post by: Malthus on December 19, 2012, 07:54:11 AM
Dunno if real, but if so - that's one ambitious bird!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE0Q904gtMI

Obviously, Canadian parents should be allowed to carry concealed eagles, just in case.
Title: Re: Montreal toddler-snatching Eagle
Post by: Caliga on December 19, 2012, 08:00:37 AM
 :lol:  Seems like the kind of thing that has to be fake, but it doesn't look obviously fake to me.
Title: Re: Montreal toddler-snatching Eagle
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 19, 2012, 08:08:29 AM
Hey, eagles gotta eat, too.
Title: Re: Montreal toddler-snatching Eagle
Post by: Grey Fox on December 19, 2012, 08:26:45 AM
Hey, it happens.

At my dad & his GF's cabin, if you have a small dog roam outside unleashed, you will lose it to the eagles.
Title: Re: Montreal toddler-snatching Eagle
Post by: Malthus on December 19, 2012, 08:31:29 AM
Good thing that was one chubby toddler.

Title: Re: Montreal toddler-snatching Eagle
Post by: jimmy olsen on December 19, 2012, 08:41:31 AM
Why wouldn't it be real? Totally plausible given the mass of the eagle and the kid.
Title: Re: Montreal toddler-snatching Eagle
Post by: Malthus on December 19, 2012, 08:47:19 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on December 19, 2012, 08:41:31 AM
Why wouldn't it be real? Totally plausible given the mass of the eagle and the kid.

Unlikely chance of filming the bird at just the right moment. It is possible I suppose, but so is some sort of fakery. Myself, I have no idea.
Title: Re: Montreal toddler-snatching Eagle
Post by: jimmy olsen on December 19, 2012, 08:48:38 AM
I suppose it could be faked, but even if that turns out to be the case, the scenario is plausible.
Title: Re: Montreal toddler-snatching Eagle
Post by: Malthus on December 19, 2012, 09:42:44 AM
This is the original Montreal eagle thread, goddamit!  :P
Title: Re: Montreal toddler-snatching Eagle
Post by: Zanza on December 19, 2012, 10:07:47 AM
There are plenty of videos on Youtube with eagles attacking goats or even wolves, so I don't see why a human baby wouldn't be possible prey for an eagle.
Title: Re: Montreal toddler-snatching Eagle
Post by: viper37 on December 19, 2012, 10:10:53 AM
Lots of people with cameras on Mount Royal.  It's plausible someone saw the eagle in the sky and started filming it.
Title: Re: Montreal toddler-snatching Eagle
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on December 19, 2012, 10:12:43 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on December 19, 2012, 08:26:45 AM
Hey, it happens.

At my dad & his GF's cabin, if you have a small dog roam outside unleashed, you will lose it to the eagles.
Aren't you his GF?
Title: Re: Montreal toddler-snatching Eagle
Post by: PDH on December 19, 2012, 10:22:41 AM
While the big eagles do go after larger things from time to time, they strike to wound at those times, not to carry off.  An older eagle like that would have shredded the jacket in such a strike.  The intent is to stun/kill so that the bird can come back to feed.

Even big fish can cause problems for bald eagles - they don't just strain mightily when they get something too large, they either give up right away or crash.
Title: Re: Montreal toddler-snatching Eagle
Post by: Grey Fox on December 19, 2012, 10:59:05 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on December 19, 2012, 10:12:43 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on December 19, 2012, 08:26:45 AM
Hey, it happens.

At my dad & his GF's cabin, if you have a small dog roam outside unleashed, you will lose it to the eagles.
Aren't you his GF?

Yes and no, it's very situational.
Title: Re: Montreal toddler-snatching Eagle
Post by: Caliga on December 19, 2012, 01:35:17 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Montreal toddler-snatching Eagle
Post by: Phillip V on December 19, 2012, 01:53:36 PM
We need eagle control or a total ban.
Title: Re: Montreal toddler-snatching Eagle
Post by: Tamas on December 19, 2012, 02:12:21 PM
Quote from: Phillip V on December 19, 2012, 01:53:36 PM
We need eagle control or a total ban.

:face:
Title: Re: Montreal toddler-snatching Eagle
Post by: Malthus on December 19, 2012, 02:16:03 PM
Quote from: Phillip V on December 19, 2012, 01:53:36 PM
We need eagle control or a total ban.

No. As I said above, we need to allow parents to carry concealed eagles.

Anyway, I blame the Americans. They are jealous of our kid's test scores and are sending their national symbol to get revenge! 

Oh, and as expected, it's a hoax.  ;)

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/story/2012/12/19/montreal-golden-eagle-viral-video.html
Title: Re: Montreal toddler-snatching Eagle
Post by: sbr on December 19, 2012, 02:23:56 PM
Quote from: Malthus on December 19, 2012, 02:16:03 PM
Quote from: Phillip V on December 19, 2012, 01:53:36 PM
We need eagle control or a total ban.

No. As I said above, we need to allow parents to carry concealed eagles.

Anyway, I blame the Americans. They are jealous of our kid's test scores and are sending their national symbol to get revenge! 

Oh, and as expected, it's a hoax.  ;)

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/story/2012/12/19/montreal-golden-eagle-viral-video.html

Twas tainted.
Title: Re: Montreal toddler-snatching Eagle
Post by: Syt on December 19, 2012, 03:06:30 PM
QuoteDavid Bird, a McGill University professor of wildlife biology, had said earlier that he doubted the video's authenticity.

Bird said he has never heard of an eagle grabbing a child.

"The public has nothing to fear from bald eagles in that regard of picking up their babies, and for that matter, even their pets."


Of course he would say that.
Title: Re: Montreal toddler-snatching Eagle
Post by: Drakken on December 19, 2012, 03:07:32 PM
It's a hoax. It was made by four students in 3D animation for an assignment yesterday, and their teacher confirmed.

Case closed.
Title: Re: Montreal toddler-snatching Eagle
Post by: Malthus on December 19, 2012, 03:21:35 PM
Quote from: Drakken on December 19, 2012, 03:07:32 PM
It's a hoax. It was made by four students in 3D animation for an assignment yesterday, and their teacher confirmed.

Case closed.

See post 17.  ;)
Title: Re: Montreal toddler-snatching Eagle
Post by: viper37 on December 19, 2012, 03:27:01 PM
I'm not the only one not following the latest Languish news :P
Title: Re: Montreal toddler-snatching Eagle
Post by: Malthus on December 19, 2012, 03:29:44 PM
Quote from: viper37 on December 19, 2012, 03:27:01 PM
I'm not the only one not following the latest Languish news :P

It's you people from Quebec. Complex stuff - like Languish - confuses you.  :P
Title: Re: Montreal toddler-snatching Eagle
Post by: Martinus on December 19, 2012, 04:03:11 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 19, 2012, 08:08:29 AM
Hey, eagles gotta eat, too.
That or grallon has finally ascended to godhood.
Title: Re: Montreal toddler-snatching Eagle
Post by: crazy canuck on December 19, 2012, 05:15:42 PM
I hope they got an A on the assignment.

It would be funny if the prof marked them down for not being realistic enough. :D
Title: Re: Montreal toddler-snatching Eagle
Post by: jimmy olsen on December 19, 2012, 05:29:42 PM
Quote from: Syt on December 19, 2012, 03:06:30 PM
QuoteDavid Bird, a McGill University professor of wildlife biology, had said earlier that he doubted the video's authenticity.

Bird said he has never heard of an eagle grabbing a child.

"The public has nothing to fear from bald eagles in that regard of picking up their babies, and for that matter, even their pets."


Of course he would say that.
Goats weigh more than a toddler, and eagles will attack them, so I just don't think that's true.
Title: Re: Montreal toddler-snatching Eagle
Post by: Josquius on December 19, 2012, 06:55:50 PM
Shame its a hoax, seemed feasible and awesome,
Title: Re: Montreal toddler-snatching Eagle
Post by: garbon on December 19, 2012, 07:28:11 PM
Quote from: Malthus on December 19, 2012, 02:16:03 PM
Quote from: Phillip V on December 19, 2012, 01:53:36 PM
We need eagle control or a total ban.

No. As I said above, we need to allow parents to carry concealed eagles.

Anyway, I blame the Americans. They are jealous of our kid's test scores and are sending their national symbol to get revenge! 

Oh, and as expected, it's a hoax.  ;)

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/story/2012/12/19/montreal-golden-eagle-viral-video.html

Mexico uses the golden eagle, not America. ;)
Title: Re: Montreal toddler-snatching Eagle
Post by: jimmy olsen on December 20, 2012, 06:31:15 AM
Here's a real Eagle attack, filmed in Mongolia, so fuck that Eagle apologist.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7ZFLuZqCXc
Title: Re: Montreal toddler-snatching Eagle
Post by: Malthus on December 20, 2012, 08:37:43 AM
Quote from: garbon on December 19, 2012, 07:28:11 PM
Quote from: Malthus on December 19, 2012, 02:16:03 PM
Quote from: Phillip V on December 19, 2012, 01:53:36 PM
We need eagle control or a total ban.

No. As I said above, we need to allow parents to carry concealed eagles.

Anyway, I blame the Americans. They are jealous of our kid's test scores and are sending their national symbol to get revenge! 

Oh, and as expected, it's a hoax.  ;)

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/story/2012/12/19/montreal-golden-eagle-viral-video.html

Mexico uses the golden eagle, not America. ;)

Pedantic people should be carried off by eagles.  :P

Also, they should note it was a faked-up eagle, so presumably of no actual species ...
Title: Re: Montreal toddler-snatching Eagle
Post by: PDH on December 20, 2012, 09:11:00 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on December 19, 2012, 05:29:42 PM
Quote from: Syt on December 19, 2012, 03:06:30 PM
QuoteDavid Bird, a McGill University professor of wildlife biology, had said earlier that he doubted the video's authenticity.

Bird said he has never heard of an eagle grabbing a child.

"The public has nothing to fear from bald eagles in that regard of picking up their babies, and for that matter, even their pets."


Of course he would say that.
Goats weigh more than a toddler, and eagles will attack them, so I just don't think that's true.

Tim, you are a moron.

Of course eagles attack larger things, however they DON'T PICK THEM UP and try to fly off.  Jesus.
Title: Re: Montreal toddler-snatching Eagle
Post by: garbon on December 20, 2012, 09:48:45 AM
Quote from: Malthus on December 20, 2012, 08:37:43 AM
Quote from: garbon on December 19, 2012, 07:28:11 PM
Quote from: Malthus on December 19, 2012, 02:16:03 PM
Quote from: Phillip V on December 19, 2012, 01:53:36 PM
We need eagle control or a total ban.

No. As I said above, we need to allow parents to carry concealed eagles.

Anyway, I blame the Americans. They are jealous of our kid's test scores and are sending their national symbol to get revenge! 

Oh, and as expected, it's a hoax.  ;)

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/story/2012/12/19/montreal-golden-eagle-viral-video.html

Mexico uses the golden eagle, not America. ;)

Pedantic people should be carried off by eagles.  :P

Also, they should note it was a faked-up eagle, so presumably of no actual species ...


Insults should be accurate and the video was clearly labelled. Though the McGill professor had the same issue so perhaps Canadians have problems paying attention to details. :P
Title: Re: Montreal toddler-snatching Eagle
Post by: Malthus on December 20, 2012, 10:00:00 AM
Quote from: garbon on December 20, 2012, 09:48:45 AM
Quote from: Malthus on December 20, 2012, 08:37:43 AM
Quote from: garbon on December 19, 2012, 07:28:11 PM
Quote from: Malthus on December 19, 2012, 02:16:03 PM
Quote from: Phillip V on December 19, 2012, 01:53:36 PM
We need eagle control or a total ban.

No. As I said above, we need to allow parents to carry concealed eagles.

Anyway, I blame the Americans. They are jealous of our kid's test scores and are sending their national symbol to get revenge! 

Oh, and as expected, it's a hoax.  ;)

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/story/2012/12/19/montreal-golden-eagle-viral-video.html

Mexico uses the golden eagle, not America. ;)

Pedantic people should be carried off by eagles.  :P

Also, they should note it was a faked-up eagle, so presumably of no actual species ...


Insults should be accurate and the video was clearly labelled. Though the McGill professor had the same issue so perhaps Canadians have problems paying attention to details. :P

The video was also "clearly labelled" as being about an eagle picking up a child, when in fact it was computer-generated fakery.

But Americans apparently are very gullible - they believe what an admitted faker says.  :P

Title: Re: Montreal toddler-snatching Eagle
Post by: garbon on December 20, 2012, 10:14:19 AM
Whereas Canadians just pick whatever bird they think of. Surprised you didn't say stork. :P