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Poll
Question: Which flag should the U.S. use if Puerto Rico becomes the 51st state.
Option 1: Flag Proposed by the New Progressive Party of Puerto Rico votes: 10
Option 2: Flag Proposed by the Army Institute of Heraldry votes: 18
Title: 51 Star Flag
Post by: jimmy olsen on November 08, 2012, 05:58:51 AM
We might have had this poll before, but it seems to be lost to the ether. 

So which do you like. I like the star pattern on the first, but I feel there's not enough blue. On the other hand choice two is boring.

A
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbbsimg.ngfiles.com%2F4%2F24316000%2Fngbbs5099f0edb5e06.png&hash=57892b56334874312b69e3a87581238c61e6a887)

B
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fthumb%2F0%2F05%2FUS_flag_51_stars.svg%2F800px-US_flag_51_stars.svg.png&hash=12d2cc84ecbce076aab77926ffebd25976439dc7)
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: CountDeMoney on November 08, 2012, 06:17:47 AM
Don't you have maps of the Caribbean to draw with Ottomans taking over the Dominican Republic or something?
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: Josquius on November 08, 2012, 06:29:32 AM
A is best. Would really help me to feel like I live in the future.

B will be chosen.
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: jimmy olsen on November 08, 2012, 06:36:46 AM
How do you know, we've had some funky flag designs in the best.

I especially like the 26 star flag

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fthumb%2F3%2F36%2FUS_26_Star_GreatStar_Flag.svg%2F800px-US_26_Star_GreatStar_Flag.svg.png&hash=8e520eaf9ada4f430b0e832fbccff6d695f87d6a)
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: Josquius on November 08, 2012, 06:39:27 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on November 08, 2012, 06:36:46 AM
How do you know, we've had some funky flag designs in the best.

I especially like the 26 star flag

(http://upload.wikimedia.o.png)

People today have warped ideas about the importance of traditions (which may or may not actually be traditions) and don't like change in this sort of thing.
Also a 51 star flag would be a lot more potentially permanent than any of the earlier pre 20th century designs were seen as being.
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: Eddie Teach on November 08, 2012, 07:36:05 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on November 08, 2012, 06:36:46 AM
How do you know, we've had some funky flag designs in the best.

I especially like the 26 star flag

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fthumb%2F3%2F36%2FUS_26_Star_GreatStar_Flag.svg%2F800px-US_26_Star_GreatStar_Flag.svg.png&hash=8e520eaf9ada4f430b0e832fbccff6d695f87d6a)

Which state is the center star?  :hmm:
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: Viking on November 08, 2012, 07:46:35 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on November 08, 2012, 07:36:05 AM
Which state is the center star?  :hmm:

California of course.
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: celedhring on November 08, 2012, 08:15:00 AM
This one has always been my favorite:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fthumb%2F0%2F0e%2FUS_33_Star_Fort_Sumter_Flag.svg%2F500px-US_33_Star_Fort_Sumter_Flag.svg.png&hash=9561d8d303fee78e5b39a105751e233235d28267)

Always reminds me of Space Invaders.
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: jimmy olsen on November 08, 2012, 08:15:45 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on November 08, 2012, 07:36:05 AM
Quote

FLAG

Which state is the center star?  :hmm:
Why, your state of course. ;)

I'm sure it was meant to not be representative of any particular state. However, Michigan was state 26, so maybe people thought of it as that.
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: Strix on November 08, 2012, 08:40:21 AM
Shouldn't the stars form a likeness of Obama?  :showoff:
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: derspiess on November 08, 2012, 08:43:49 AM
Neither.
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: Ed Anger on November 08, 2012, 08:44:52 AM
A state of housekeepers and thieves doesn't deserve a star.
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: jimmy olsen on November 08, 2012, 08:46:36 AM
Quote from: derspiess on November 08, 2012, 08:43:49 AM
Neither.
What's wrong with B? Very traditional and conservative.

How about this one?

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2F2%2F28%2FStar-patternus51.gif&hash=15de54f8426fc5856991bd866bfb1759c3c672a6)
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: Queequeg on November 08, 2012, 08:49:44 AM
Expand blue on flag A, it would be perfect.
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: derspiess on November 08, 2012, 11:54:37 AM
I prefer a nice even 50.  I like Puerto Ricans but I see no upside to them becoming a state.
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: sbr on November 08, 2012, 11:59:01 AM
How about the idea of self governance that we seem so keen on?
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: merithyn on November 08, 2012, 11:59:14 AM
Quote from: derspiess on November 08, 2012, 11:54:37 AM
I prefer a nice even 50.  I like Puerto Ricans but I see no upside to them becoming a state.

Would you feel the same if they were more likely to vote Republican?
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: Grey Fox on November 08, 2012, 12:10:07 PM
Can some describe the A) flag, please? It host is block here.
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: Josephus on November 08, 2012, 12:12:05 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on November 08, 2012, 08:46:36 AM
Quote from: derspiess on November 08, 2012, 08:43:49 AM
Neither.
What's wrong with B? Very traditional and conservative.

How about this one?

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2F2%2F28%2FStar-patternus51.gif&hash=15de54f8426fc5856991bd866bfb1759c3c672a6)

Looks like a Christmas card.
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: merithyn on November 08, 2012, 12:30:37 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on November 08, 2012, 12:10:07 PM
Can some describe the A) flag, please? It host is block here.

Blue bock with a circle of stars within. It looks cool, but the blue is far too small.
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: CountDeMoney on November 08, 2012, 12:33:00 PM
We should just go back with a simple '76 with a circle of 13 stars on the blue field.  Fuck counting states, go old school.
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: Ed Anger on November 08, 2012, 12:36:54 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 08, 2012, 12:33:00 PM
We should just go back with a simple '76 with a circle of 13 stars on the blue field.  Fuck counting states, go old school.

Retake the Gadsden flag from the tea retards.
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: Neil on November 08, 2012, 12:55:49 PM
Quote from: sbr on November 08, 2012, 11:59:01 AM
How about the idea of self governance that we seem so keen on?
Non sequitur?
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: derspiess on November 08, 2012, 01:46:56 PM
Quote from: merithyn on November 08, 2012, 11:59:14 AM
Quote from: derspiess on November 08, 2012, 11:54:37 AM
I prefer a nice even 50.  I like Puerto Ricans but I see no upside to them becoming a state.

Would you feel the same if they were more likely to vote Republican?

Duh.  Of course.  It may or may not ultimately be the right thing to do, but don't expect me to throw a friggin parade about it.  And then of course there's the Timmy Taint.
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: derspiess on November 08, 2012, 01:48:05 PM
Quote from: sbr on November 08, 2012, 11:59:01 AM
How about the idea of self governance that we seem so keen on?

Independence is fine by me.
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: lustindarkness on November 08, 2012, 01:58:22 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 08, 2012, 12:36:54 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 08, 2012, 12:33:00 PM
We should just go back with a simple '76 with a circle of 13 stars on the blue field.  Fuck counting states, go old school.

Retake the Gadsden flag from the tea retards.

Should go back to the US Navy.
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: PDH on November 08, 2012, 02:10:56 PM
Quote from: derspiess on November 08, 2012, 01:46:56 PM
And then of course there's the Timmy Taint.

This
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: viper37 on November 08, 2012, 03:22:13 PM
Quote from: derspiess on November 08, 2012, 11:54:37 AM
I like Puerto Ricans but I see no upside to them becoming a state.
Won't Federal contributions to the territory be reduced if it becomes a State?  Isn't this a good thing?


On the subject:
I think B is the one you should go with.  It looks just like the old one, so you can recycle them as nobody will bother to count the stars :P
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: FunkMonk on November 08, 2012, 03:23:40 PM
Why go through a redesign when the liberals and Muslims are just gonna keep burning the old one?  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: Barrister on November 08, 2012, 03:36:03 PM
Quote from: viper37 on November 08, 2012, 03:22:13 PM
Quote from: derspiess on November 08, 2012, 11:54:37 AM
I like Puerto Ricans but I see no upside to them becoming a state.
Won't Federal contributions to the territory be reduced if it becomes a State?  Isn't this a good thing?

As I understand it...

Federal contributions to PR would go up significantly.  They would be entitled to a lot of entitlement programs they are not currently receiving.

However, PR residents would now have to pay federal income tax (they do not at present).  So that's a significant new source of revenue as well.
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: MadImmortalMan on November 08, 2012, 04:31:09 PM
What entitlement programs do they currently not get? I thought they got everything we do.
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: Barrister on November 08, 2012, 04:36:55 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on November 08, 2012, 04:31:09 PM
What entitlement programs do they currently not get? I thought they got everything we do.

It's complicated, but apparently not, or at least not at the same levels.

I'm no expert though.  Google it yourself.
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: jimmy olsen on November 11, 2012, 07:29:38 PM
Here's a really great rendition of a 51star circle pattern that I found on Something Awful.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FVoPnH.png&hash=06c9ef6481d06cb3058cd0991ead77afa36e5450)
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: Ed Anger on November 11, 2012, 07:31:57 PM
Bleh
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: PDH on November 11, 2012, 07:43:52 PM
We should just keep 50.  Get rid of Utah and admit Puerto Rico
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: CountDeMoney on November 11, 2012, 07:44:48 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on November 11, 2012, 07:29:38 PM
Something Awful.

Got that right.
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: celedhring on November 11, 2012, 07:57:40 PM
I know you Amuhricans used them first, but circular star patterns are too EU-ish nowadays.
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: PDH on November 11, 2012, 08:09:22 PM
Quote from: celedhring on November 11, 2012, 07:57:40 PM
I know you Amuhricans used them first, but circular star patterns are too EU-ish nowadays.

i.e. gay
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: celedhring on November 11, 2012, 08:27:47 PM
Was just going to say "impotent".
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: dps on November 12, 2012, 08:46:56 AM
If California would just hurry up and fall into the Pacific, we could admit Puerto Rico and still keep our current flag.
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: Eddie Teach on November 12, 2012, 09:19:38 AM
Quote from: dps on November 12, 2012, 08:46:56 AM
If California would just hurry up and fall into the Pacific, we could admit Puerto Rico and still keep our current flag.

It's waiting for me.
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: DGuller on November 12, 2012, 09:26:26 AM
How many Dakotas do we need?
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: Eddie Teach on November 12, 2012, 09:41:41 AM
Just Miss Fanning.
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: celedhring on November 12, 2012, 10:25:01 AM
Is there a point to keep both Virginias split, too?
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: DGuller on November 12, 2012, 10:40:50 AM
Quote from: celedhring on November 12, 2012, 10:25:01 AM
Is there a point to keep both Virginias split, too?
Of course.  They're vastly different states.  West Virginia is solidly red, while Virginia now leans ever-so-slightly blue.
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: Razgovory on November 12, 2012, 10:43:33 AM
Quote from: celedhring on November 11, 2012, 07:57:40 PM
I know you Amuhricans used them first, but circular star patterns are too EU-ish nowadays.

Eh, The US will be around in ten years. Don't know about the EU.
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: Liep on November 12, 2012, 10:45:43 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on November 12, 2012, 10:43:33 AM
Quote from: celedhring on November 11, 2012, 07:57:40 PM
I know you Amuhricans used them first, but circular star patterns are too EU-ish nowadays.

Eh, The US will be around in ten years. Don't know about the EU.

If Fogh really does take over that's about how long I'll give it. :P

(Comment meant mainly for Danes)
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: Valmy on November 12, 2012, 10:47:49 AM
Quote from: DGuller on November 12, 2012, 10:40:50 AM
Of course.  They're vastly different states.  West Virginia is solidly red, while Virginia now leans ever-so-slightly blue.

West Virginia favored the Republicans in 1863 as well.
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: DGuller on November 12, 2012, 10:52:41 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on November 12, 2012, 10:43:33 AM
Quote from: celedhring on November 11, 2012, 07:57:40 PM
I know you Amuhricans used them first, but circular star patterns are too EU-ish nowadays.

Eh, The US will be around in ten years. Don't know about the EU.
:yeahright:

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Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: Liep on November 12, 2012, 10:53:45 AM
Why would anyone take over those middle states?
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: celedhring on November 12, 2012, 10:57:58 AM
Quote from: Liep on November 12, 2012, 10:53:45 AM
Why would anyone take over those middle states?

Solar panels.
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: Valmy on November 12, 2012, 11:24:56 AM
I calculated once if you covered Oklahoma in solar panels you could power the world.  I think we should do it.
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: frunk on November 12, 2012, 11:25:22 AM
Cut the US into 50 equal states based on population and demographics, then give each state a set of professional sports teams.  You'd have the East Coast Urban Douchebags versus the Rustbelt Whiny Poors.

Oh, wait, we're not trying to start a Civil War?
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: PDH on November 12, 2012, 11:29:43 AM
Fuck, I have to be in Canada.
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: Grey Fox on November 12, 2012, 11:37:31 AM
Quote from: PDH on November 12, 2012, 11:29:43 AM
Fuck, I have to be in Canada.

Sweet, sweet tax money. :hug:
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: Eddie Teach on November 12, 2012, 11:39:47 AM
That map is kinda weird. Why is Mexico giving up California and Arizona?
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: FunkMonk on November 12, 2012, 11:55:33 AM
This map is more realistic I think.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwildwildwest.warnerbros.com%2Fimg%2F10-map.jpg&hash=fdcd8b592f943f9d0280d3f9ac5e9ed5285a8d84)
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: Ed Anger on November 12, 2012, 12:45:44 PM
This thread got stupid.
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: DGuller on November 12, 2012, 12:45:48 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on November 12, 2012, 11:39:47 AM
That map is kinda weird. Why is Mexico giving up California and Arizona?
Because the guy did a geometric optimization with no concept of reality behind the map (or no concept of reality, period).
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: CountDeMoney on November 12, 2012, 01:54:02 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 12, 2012, 12:45:44 PM
This thread got stupid.

It was stupid when it was started.
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: garbon on November 12, 2012, 03:51:21 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 12, 2012, 01:54:02 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 12, 2012, 12:45:44 PM
This thread got stupid.

It was stupid when it was started.

:hug:
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: DontSayBanana on November 12, 2012, 06:50:57 PM
So are you guys saying...

Map sucks? :P
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: Brazen on November 14, 2012, 07:50:11 AM
Don't stop at Puerto Rico. Add another two states so you have 53. As a prime number, then you really would be "one nation, indivisible". :cool:
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: PJL on November 14, 2012, 08:13:16 AM
Quote from: DGuller on November 12, 2012, 10:40:50 AM
Quote from: celedhring on November 12, 2012, 10:25:01 AM
Is there a point to keep both Virginias split, too?
Of course.  They're vastly different states.  West Virginia is solidly red, while Virginia now leans ever-so-slightly blue.

Guess the Republicans wished they hadn't split Virginia, as a unified state it would have have gone for Romney in the last election.
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: CountDeMoney on November 14, 2012, 08:14:10 AM
But then we wouldn't have West Virginia jokes, just Virginia ones.  Boooring.
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: Eddie Teach on November 14, 2012, 09:19:13 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 14, 2012, 08:14:10 AM
But then we wouldn't have West Virginia jokes, just Virginia ones.  Boooring.

Kentucky and Arkansas are plenty. They're all the same jokes anyway.
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: jimmy olsen on November 14, 2012, 09:57:36 AM
And of course, Obama's 57 star flag

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi499.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Frr351%2Flocky267%2F57star.gif&hash=800b2e4460dc43e8a2c8ab589e9c8b03950b1c8c)
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: Valmy on November 14, 2012, 10:00:06 AM
And why is this Obama's flag?  Did we annex Kenya and split it into seven states?
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: jimmy olsen on November 14, 2012, 10:03:57 AM
Quote from: Valmy on November 14, 2012, 10:00:06 AM
And why is this Obama's flag?  Did we annex Kenya and split it into seven states?
Didn't he mispeak once and say 57 states? Or am I thinking of some other politician?
Title: Re: 51 Star Flag
Post by: Valmy on November 14, 2012, 10:53:09 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on November 14, 2012, 10:03:57 AM
Didn't he mispeak once and say 57 states? Or am I thinking of some other politician?

Oh right sorry.  That was during the 2008 election wasn't it?