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Title: Roach-Eating Contest Goes Wrong
Post by: Malthus on October 09, 2012, 08:47:15 AM
The only way to win is not to play, evidently.  :(

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/crime/fl-deerfield-roach-eating-death-20121008,0,5241687.story

Quote(The) man, was "the life of the party," stuffing handfuls of insects into his mouth with about 30 other contestants vying for the grand prize of a python at the Ben Siegel Reptile Store, Broward Sheriff's investigators said.Shortly after the contest was over, Archbold wasn't feeling well and began to regurgitate. He collapsed outside the store and later died at a hospital, investigators said.

Mmmm, roach regurgitation from a dying man. Sounds like the start of a new contest ...
Title: Re: Roach-Eating Contest Goes Wrong
Post by: Valmy on October 09, 2012, 09:03:33 AM
I am shocked that a roach-eating contest ended poorly.
Title: Re: Roach-Eating Contest Goes Wrong
Post by: Liep on October 09, 2012, 09:13:17 AM
Quote from: Valmy on October 09, 2012, 09:03:33 AM
I am shocked that a roach-eating contest ended poorly.
Yeah, it bugs me out.
Title: Re: Roach-Eating Contest Goes Wrong
Post by: Eddie Teach on October 09, 2012, 09:17:36 AM
Quote from: Malthus on October 09, 2012, 08:47:15 AM
The only way to win is not to play, evidently.  :(

Woot, I like winning things.  :)
Title: Re: Roach-Eating Contest Goes Wrong
Post by: garbon on October 09, 2012, 09:20:37 AM
They ate roaches to get a lousy snake?
Title: Re: Roach-Eating Contest Goes Wrong
Post by: PDH on October 09, 2012, 09:23:37 AM
Wait, Colorado roaches or bugs?
Title: Re: Roach-Eating Contest Goes Wrong
Post by: lustindarkness on October 09, 2012, 09:33:07 AM
Did he win?
Title: Re: Roach-Eating Contest Goes Wrong
Post by: Malthus on October 09, 2012, 09:56:24 AM
Quote from: lustindarkness on October 09, 2012, 09:33:07 AM
Did he win?

Yup.

It sure would suck to die after eating roaches in a roach-eating contest - and come in second.  :(
Title: Re: Roach-Eating Contest Goes Wrong
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on October 09, 2012, 10:02:47 AM
Hopefully they clean him out good enough so roaches don't boil out of him during the funeral from the eggs hatching and heating their way through his corpse. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY-QBvy3lR8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY-QBvy3lR8)
Title: Re: Roach-Eating Contest Goes Wrong
Post by: Martinus on October 09, 2012, 10:51:01 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on October 09, 2012, 10:02:47 AM
Hopefully they clean him out good enough so roaches don't boil out of him during the funeral from the eggs hatching and heating their way through his corpse. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY-QBvy3lR8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY-QBvy3lR8)

Why would you hope that? That would be cool.
Title: Re: Roach-Eating Contest Goes Wrong
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on October 09, 2012, 12:28:08 PM
Quote from: Martinus on October 09, 2012, 10:51:01 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on October 09, 2012, 10:02:47 AM
Hopefully they clean him out good enough so roaches don't boil out of him during the funeral from the eggs hatching and heating their way through his corpse. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY-QBvy3lR8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY-QBvy3lR8)

Why would you hope that? That would be cool.
I'll admit it would.
Title: Re: Roach-Eating Contest Goes Wrong
Post by: lustindarkness on October 09, 2012, 12:52:00 PM
Quote from: Malthus on October 09, 2012, 09:56:24 AM
Quote from: lustindarkness on October 09, 2012, 09:33:07 AM
Did he win?

Yup.

It sure would suck to die after eating roaches in a roach-eating contest - and come in second.  :(

Who gets the snake?
Title: Re: Roach-Eating Contest Goes Wrong
Post by: Malthus on October 09, 2012, 12:54:22 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on October 09, 2012, 12:52:00 PM
Quote from: Malthus on October 09, 2012, 09:56:24 AM
Quote from: lustindarkness on October 09, 2012, 09:33:07 AM
Did he win?

Yup.

It sure would suck to die after eating roaches in a roach-eating contest - and come in second.  :(

Who gets the snake?

Presumably, it will form part of the dead guy's estate.

Meaning, the lawyers will get it.  ;)
Title: Re: Roach-Eating Contest Goes Wrong
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on October 09, 2012, 12:58:55 PM
Quote from: Malthus on October 09, 2012, 12:54:22 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on October 09, 2012, 12:52:00 PM
Quote from: Malthus on October 09, 2012, 09:56:24 AM
Quote from: lustindarkness on October 09, 2012, 09:33:07 AM
Did he win?

Yup.

It sure would suck to die after eating roaches in a roach-eating contest - and come in second.  :(

Who gets the snake?

Presumably, it will form part of the dead guy's estate.

Meaning, the lawyers will get it.  ;)
They already are snakes.
Title: Re: Roach-Eating Contest Goes Wrong
Post by: lustindarkness on October 09, 2012, 01:02:40 PM
Quote from: Malthus on October 09, 2012, 12:54:22 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on October 09, 2012, 12:52:00 PM
Quote from: Malthus on October 09, 2012, 09:56:24 AM
Quote from: lustindarkness on October 09, 2012, 09:33:07 AM
Did he win?

Yup.

It sure would suck to die after eating roaches in a roach-eating contest - and come in second.  :(

Who gets the snake?

Presumably, it will form part of the dead guy's estate.

Meaning, the lawyers will get it.  ;)

I should have known. <_<
Title: Re: Roach-Eating Contest Goes Wrong
Post by: mongers on October 09, 2012, 01:39:19 PM
Hey, don't be down on the guy; stupid people have to find ways to die too.
Title: Re: Roach-Eating Contest Goes Wrong
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 09, 2012, 01:43:14 PM
Quote from: garbon on October 09, 2012, 09:20:37 AM
They ate roaches to get a lousy snake?

Must've been the dinner course.
Title: Re: Roach-Eating Contest Goes Wrong
Post by: katmai on October 09, 2012, 01:52:38 PM
Is there a right way for such contest to go?
Title: Re: Roach-Eating Contest Goes Wrong
Post by: Malthus on October 09, 2012, 02:09:28 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on October 09, 2012, 01:02:40 PM
Quote from: Malthus on October 09, 2012, 12:54:22 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on October 09, 2012, 12:52:00 PM
Quote from: Malthus on October 09, 2012, 09:56:24 AM
Quote from: lustindarkness on October 09, 2012, 09:33:07 AM
Did he win?

Yup.

It sure would suck to die after eating roaches in a roach-eating contest - and come in second.  :(

Who gets the snake?

Presumably, it will form part of the dead guy's estate.

Meaning, the lawyers will get it.  ;)

I should have known. <_<

Well, the story has to have a happy ending, right?  :D
Title: Re: Roach-Eating Contest Goes Wrong
Post by: Malthus on October 09, 2012, 02:10:13 PM
Quote from: katmai on October 09, 2012, 01:52:38 PM
Is there a right way for such contest to go?

Certainly.

You participate, and I don't.  ;)
Title: Re: Roach-Eating Contest Goes Wrong
Post by: jimmy olsen on October 10, 2012, 04:01:04 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on October 09, 2012, 10:02:47 AM
Hopefully they clean him out good enough so roaches don't boil out of him during the funeral from the eggs hatching and heating their way through his corpse. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY-QBvy3lR8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY-QBvy3lR8)
Why would I ever want to click that link?
Title: Re: Roach-Eating Contest Goes Wrong
Post by: Eddie Teach on October 10, 2012, 05:29:04 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 10, 2012, 04:01:04 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on October 09, 2012, 10:02:47 AM
Hopefully they clean him out good enough so roaches don't boil out of him during the funeral from the eggs hatching and heating their way through his corpse. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY-QBvy3lR8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY-QBvy3lR8)
Why would I ever want to click that link?

Because Wags dared you to. And now so do I.
Title: Re: Roach-Eating Contest Goes Wrong
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on October 10, 2012, 06:07:06 AM
He won't.  He is afraid.
Title: Re: Roach-Eating Contest Goes Wrong
Post by: Caliga on October 10, 2012, 07:04:16 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 10, 2012, 04:01:04 AM
Why would I ever want to click that link?
:huh: It's no big deal.
Title: Re: Roach-Eating Contest Goes Wrong
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on October 10, 2012, 08:02:26 AM
It was a good movie.
Title: Re: Roach-Eating Contest Goes Wrong
Post by: garbon on October 10, 2012, 08:12:19 AM
I don't know what it was but I was traumatized early on by a movie that involves someone in bed and hordes of roaches rush in.
Title: Re: Roach-Eating Contest Goes Wrong
Post by: Malthus on October 10, 2012, 08:27:05 AM
Quote from: garbon on October 10, 2012, 08:12:19 AM
I don't know what it was but I was traumatized early on by a movie that involves someone in bed and hordes of roaches rush in.

... and you moved to New York?  :hmm:

:P
Title: Re: Roach-Eating Contest Goes Wrong
Post by: garbon on October 10, 2012, 08:33:26 AM
Quote from: Malthus on October 10, 2012, 08:27:05 AM
Quote from: garbon on October 10, 2012, 08:12:19 AM
I don't know what it was but I was traumatized early on by a movie that involves someone in bed and hordes of roaches rush in.

... and you moved to New York?  :hmm:

:P

More than two decades have now passed and I've recovered. :P
Title: Re: Roach-Eating Contest Goes Wrong
Post by: Caliga on October 10, 2012, 03:04:57 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on October 10, 2012, 08:02:26 AM
It was a good movie.
I didn't understand it.
Title: Re: Roach-Eating Contest Goes Wrong
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on October 10, 2012, 03:19:29 PM
Quote from: Caliga on October 10, 2012, 03:04:57 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on October 10, 2012, 08:02:26 AM
It was a good movie.
I didn't understand it.
What's so hard to understand about someone in the future with a shaky camera arm sending images back via tachyons to sleeping scientists about them opening a cannister of sinister fluid that is the son of the anti-god as a prelude to the end of the world?
Title: Re: Roach-Eating Contest Goes Wrong
Post by: Caliga on October 11, 2012, 05:40:46 AM
Exactly. :)