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Started by Malthus, October 09, 2012, 08:47:15 AM

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Malthus

October 09, 2012, 08:47:15 AM
The only way to win is not to play, evidently.  :(

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/crime/fl-deerfield-roach-eating-death-20121008,0,5241687.story

Quote(The) man, was "the life of the party," stuffing handfuls of insects into his mouth with about 30 other contestants vying for the grand prize of a python at the Ben Siegel Reptile Store, Broward Sheriff's investigators said.Shortly after the contest was over, Archbold wasn't feeling well and began to regurgitate. He collapsed outside the store and later died at a hospital, investigators said.

Mmmm, roach regurgitation from a dying man. Sounds like the start of a new contest ...
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Valmy

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October 09, 2012, 09:03:33 AM
I am shocked that a roach-eating contest ended poorly.
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Liep

#2
October 09, 2012, 09:13:17 AM
Quote from: Valmy on October 09, 2012, 09:03:33 AM
I am shocked that a roach-eating contest ended poorly.
Yeah, it bugs me out.
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Eddie Teach

#3
October 09, 2012, 09:17:36 AM
Quote from: Malthus on October 09, 2012, 08:47:15 AM
The only way to win is not to play, evidently.  :(

Woot, I like winning things.  :)
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garbon

#4
October 09, 2012, 09:20:37 AM
They ate roaches to get a lousy snake?
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PDH

#5
October 09, 2012, 09:23:37 AM
Wait, Colorado roaches or bugs?
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lustindarkness

#6
October 09, 2012, 09:33:07 AM
Did he win?
Grand Duke of Lurkdom

Malthus

#7
October 09, 2012, 09:56:24 AM
Quote from: lustindarkness on October 09, 2012, 09:33:07 AM
Did he win?

Yup.

It sure would suck to die after eating roaches in a roach-eating contest - and come in second.  :(
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Darth Wagtaros

#8
October 09, 2012, 10:02:47 AM
Hopefully they clean him out good enough so roaches don't boil out of him during the funeral from the eggs hatching and heating their way through his corpse. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY-QBvy3lR8
PDH!

Martinus

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October 09, 2012, 10:51:01 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on October 09, 2012, 10:02:47 AM
Hopefully they clean him out good enough so roaches don't boil out of him during the funeral from the eggs hatching and heating their way through his corpse. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY-QBvy3lR8

Why would you hope that? That would be cool.

Darth Wagtaros

#10
October 09, 2012, 12:28:08 PM
Quote from: Martinus on October 09, 2012, 10:51:01 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on October 09, 2012, 10:02:47 AM
Hopefully they clean him out good enough so roaches don't boil out of him during the funeral from the eggs hatching and heating their way through his corpse. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY-QBvy3lR8

Why would you hope that? That would be cool.
I'll admit it would.
PDH!

lustindarkness

#11
October 09, 2012, 12:52:00 PM
Quote from: Malthus on October 09, 2012, 09:56:24 AM
Quote from: lustindarkness on October 09, 2012, 09:33:07 AM
Did he win?

Yup.

It sure would suck to die after eating roaches in a roach-eating contest - and come in second.  :(

Who gets the snake?
Grand Duke of Lurkdom

Malthus

#12
October 09, 2012, 12:54:22 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on October 09, 2012, 12:52:00 PM
Quote from: Malthus on October 09, 2012, 09:56:24 AM
Quote from: lustindarkness on October 09, 2012, 09:33:07 AM
Did he win?

Yup.

It sure would suck to die after eating roaches in a roach-eating contest - and come in second.  :(

Who gets the snake?

Presumably, it will form part of the dead guy's estate.

Meaning, the lawyers will get it.  ;)
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Darth Wagtaros

#13
October 09, 2012, 12:58:55 PM
Quote from: Malthus on October 09, 2012, 12:54:22 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on October 09, 2012, 12:52:00 PM
Quote from: Malthus on October 09, 2012, 09:56:24 AM
Quote from: lustindarkness on October 09, 2012, 09:33:07 AM
Did he win?

Yup.

It sure would suck to die after eating roaches in a roach-eating contest - and come in second.  :(

Who gets the snake?

Presumably, it will form part of the dead guy's estate.

Meaning, the lawyers will get it.  ;)
They already are snakes.
PDH!

lustindarkness

#14
October 09, 2012, 01:02:40 PM
Quote from: Malthus on October 09, 2012, 12:54:22 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on October 09, 2012, 12:52:00 PM
Quote from: Malthus on October 09, 2012, 09:56:24 AM
Quote from: lustindarkness on October 09, 2012, 09:33:07 AM
Did he win?

Yup.

It sure would suck to die after eating roaches in a roach-eating contest - and come in second.  :(

Who gets the snake?

Presumably, it will form part of the dead guy's estate.

Meaning, the lawyers will get it.  ;)

I should have known. <_<
Grand Duke of Lurkdom
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